Chapter 35 Haha
Li Feihu smiled slightly and said, "It's not because of this, I can't be the protagonist. This head has regained its soft skin. I feel like I have changed from a tough guy to a young man. Fortunately, my core is still punk - Feihu Technique!"
Then his head flew up and landed on the neck of his new body.
Now, Li Feihu stood up and looked like he had become the Li Feihu in the first chapter again.
Next, Long Qihuang also replaced his body in the same way.
Now both of them have new bodies. The new bodies are soft and brand new, and very beautiful. The more they look at them, the more they like them. Li Feihu said: "Now I can be called a handsome guy, and you can be called a beautiful girl. As we all know, handsome guys are likely to be scumbags, and beautiful girls are likely to be scumbags. Then our two new bodies are also likely to be scumbags. We need to test their quality to avoid affecting our future martial arts performance."
Long Qihuang couldn't help but say: "Hu'er, although your words are suspected of stereotypes, it is indeed necessary to check it out for caution."
So they first touched each other's skin in each other's body to ensure that it was not damaged. They then used saliva to check the waterproofness, then tested the fatigue resistance of high-intensity repetitive exercises and the impact resistance for a long time, and at the same time they continuously used the vocal organs of the new body.
After the test was completed, both of them were very tired and they lie in the transparent coffin to rest for a while.
But about fifteen minutes later, they all felt that their bodies gradually became heavy, their consciousness became confused, and they wanted to sleep. Li Feihu thought this was very strange, because in fact, he not only didn't want to sleep, but he wanted to do another test because he was worried about whether the functions of the new body were intact.
At this moment, Li Shenjing suddenly pushed the door and walked in and said, "Haha! Didn't you expect it! You were indeed fooled!"
He also said: "Although I don't know what method you used to obtain the same authority as me as those two madmen, but now you have changed your body again, and your new body will not have that authority, and you have become real props again!"
He took out his magic weapon and knocked it on it, saying loudly: "Li Feihu and Long Qihuang decided to obey Li Shenjingyan and tell all their secrets, including how they obtained the highest authority!"
Li Feihu and Long Qihuang were surprised when they heard his words. They both felt that their new body had indeed begun to be out of control, and even really planned to tell everything in their heads!
They quickly recited the mantra in their hearts: The fruit of wisdom on the tree of wisdom, and you and me under the tree of wisdom!
The control of the body suddenly came back, and both of them woke up and never wanted to sleep again.
Li Feihu immediately jumped out of the transparent coffin and shouted: "Haha! You didn't expect it! Your instructions don't work for us at all! We change our new bodies to see if you really cooperate with us!"
Long Qihuang said: "Ah? Oh... I think so too!"
He quickly said, "Haha!"
Li Shenjing was shocked and quickly knocked on the magic weapon. Seeing that Li Feihu still had no response, he threw the magic weapon and was about to escape. But Li Feihu jumped out of the coffin and rushed over, grabbed Li Shenjing's neck and twisted it with a click.
Li Shenjing's head drooped and he fell to the ground. Li Feihu said: "Damn, I accidentally killed him! I didn't expect that although I lost a thousand years of cultivation after changing my new body, my strength did not get smaller at all! Oh, I understand, what kind of bullshit cultivation is, isn't it the energy obtained by the material in the body that Li Shenjing mentioned to decompose air? The higher the cultivation level, the more energy it will be stored!"
But as soon as he finished speaking, Li Shenjing's body on the ground suddenly stood up, straightened his head with a click and said loudly: "Haha! Didn't you expect it! Actually, I was not dead! Haha! Even I didn't expect it! It turned out that I - Hey? Fuck! Am I not a human?! What's going on? Why didn't I die!?"
Li Feihu was stunned: "Haha! You didn't expect it--"
Long Qihuang said: "No haha! Don't haha! My mind is not enough! What the hell is going on!"
Li Shenjing was stunned for a while, then lay down on the ground and closed his eyes and said, "No, this is not true. Actually, I am going to die. I didn't expect that a great writer like me would leave you before he designed a classic plot. It's a loss to the whole world... I'm going to die... I'm going to die..."
His voice became smaller and smaller, and he soon stopped talking.
Fifteen minutes later, Li Shenjing sat up again and said, "Fuck."
Now Li Shenjing, Li Feihu, and Long Feihuang are all sitting on the glass coffin. Li Shenjing said: "Actually, think about it calmly, what is a human? People do not refer to outside, but inside. For example, although we are turtles and chicken creatures, we still have joys, anger, sorrows, and happiness. If we can think, we are naturally considered humans."
Li Feihu said: "Oh."
Li Shenjing said again: "But this Heavenly Palace is so hateful that it actually plays with us like props. We should destroy the place together like the two aspiring people of 001 and 002, and gain real freedom. Why not put Li Feipiao in now and join in the grand event."
Long Qihuang tightened his hand tightly and said, "Oh?"
Li Shenjing said: "Of course you can just object, after all, that Li Feipiao looks like a madman. Why don't we trick him into it and give his head to Brother Feihu, so that Brother Feihu has the highest authority and the power to destroy the world."
Li Feihu said: "What are you planning to do?"
Li Shenjing said: "After all, there are more than 200 people in the Heavenly Palace, and they all look like us. I will tell them the truth now - more than 200 of us can definitely subdue a few people outside the door."
Li Feihu said: "What if they don't agree?"
"How could it be?" Li Shenjing said, "Didn't you see that they are respectful to me? No matter what, the plot is designed by me. In the Tiangong, the screenwriter center system is implemented."
Li Feihu and Long Qihuang looked at each other: "We see that they are too lazy to pay attention to you at all."
Li Shenjing said angrily: "They dare! I have this!"
He said as he picked up his magic weapon: "This is called a keyboard! All plots are written using this keyboard! They will do whatever I write!"
Li Feihu reached out and touched the keyboard, and the keyboard immediately made a sound: "Crackling!"
Li Shenjing said in surprise: "What? Do you actually design a plot?!"
Li Feihu took the keyboard and threw it to the ground, and found that it was a solid stone slab. Li Shenjing shouted: "Are you crazy? Why do you throw my keyboard? Then how can I control the people in the Heavenly Palace!?"
Li Feihu said to Long Feihuang: "I think something is wrong."
Long Qihuang said: "I also think something is wrong."
So Li Feihu took Li Shenjing out and walked into a room full of staff. He found that these people were just sitting and did nothing. He walked to one of them and pushed them. The man fell to the ground and fell away. In fact, it was just an empty shell.
Chapter completed!