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Chapter 48: Carbon Chicken

Zhang Poliu, for sixteen months, always feels unhappy.

Whenever he is unhappy, he asks himself: Zhang Shiliu, as the heir to human civilization and the legal king of the universe, why are you unhappy?

He said to himself, "Not only can I live for twenty months, I also have to eat a lot of food every day, and I am not very full. Not only can I eat too much, can I be fucking happy?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the monitor in the residential cabin said: "The working robot was destroyed! Unidentified objects were discovered! Human civilization is in danger!"

Zhang Tsulli said to the monitor: "Shut up, you are an artificial intelligence system. If I don't eat, you also say that human civilization is in danger. I knocked it for a while. You also say that human civilization is in danger. Aren't those working robots all low-end toy models from a long time ago? What's so strange about it if it breaks? Let me see what mental retardation is happening now, which makes you say that human civilization is in danger. Damn it? Did I have hallucinations? Is the thing floating in space a stainless steel kettle? I remember this is one of the common daily objects used by humans in ancient times."

So Zhang Tsulli came to the airlock compartment and wore a space suit, intending to go out and take a look. But he didn't need to move at all. Because after putting away the living toilet bed in the living compartment, the living compartment became an airlock compartment, but the airlock compartment also clamped him tightly inside like a can. Some gas was sprayed out from the wall, forming a thin film on his body, and then the smart barrel of the living compartment said: "By goodbye, you!"

Zhang Polite was sprayed out by the airlock compartment.

So the film outside his body quickly expanded and turned into a soft ball.

Zhang Tsullien drove the soft egg ball to the stainless steel kettle, reached out and poked it, and found that it did not move or explode, so he happily took the kettle back to the residence cabin.

The hatch door was closed and the toilet bed popped up. Zhang Pomegranate lay on the bed and hugged the stainless steel kettle to his chest. Because the monitor popped up again, the stainless steel kettle now occupies all the remaining space in the cabin.

But Zhang Shiliu was very happy. He said, "I didn't expect that the kettle used by humans in ancient times was so big that they could be used as a washbasin for me. It can be seen that the human strength at that time must have been very strong - huh? What is it in it?"

He reached out and caught a kettle, and actually caught a little man. The little man was only the size of his thumb, and his whole body was hard. Zhang Shiliu said in surprise: "There is actually a toy here - this makes me feel the warmth of ancient humans in the dark."

At this time, he suddenly heard a voice saying, "Haha! I said that the most important step for the turtle chicken man must be brought out by me, Li Shenjing. Now I not only came to the universe, but also discovered the living body of the charcoal chicken man for the first time - Hello, my name is Li Shenjing. Are you a charcoal chicken man? If I guess correctly, we are now having a historic meeting."

Zhang Shiliu saw that the little man in his hand was talking. He was shocked, so his head accidentally hit the roof. He quickly rubbed his head and said to the artificial intelligence system: "Look, the toys in this kettle will also speak like those working robots outside!"

Li Shenjing said: "You are so fucking... Oh, I can't speak like this. This historic meeting will definitely be recorded in history. I should put my tone more gentle - Mazewak is the toy. Do you think I have Mazewak? I am a human like you, but I am a turtle and chicken man!"

Zhang Tsuliu opened his mouth wide in surprise: "Are you really a human? Then what was your name just now?"

Li Shenjing said: "My name is Li Shenjing."

Zhang Shiliu smiled proudly: "Look, you can't deceive me. If you are a human and have such a small body size now, then you should be at least a dozen or so. For example, if I'm just called Li Shiliu, do you understand?"

Li Shenjing said: "I don't understand."

Zhang Tsuliu said: "So you are not a human."

Li Shenjing said: "You are not a fucking human."

So the two of them kept cursing.

Now let us have two flowers, one branch each.

Li Feihu and Long Qihuang found that the Feihu number was missing, and they did not respond when they called it. So Li Feihu said: "Let's think about it differently - I called Feihu number but didn't respond, that is, I can't find my head. So, can I let my head find me?"

After saying this, he took off his little head and handed it to Long Qihuang. So now the Feihuo has become Li Feihu's head again.

Li Feihu used the flying pot technique.

Li Feihu immediately felt his head - it was hidden in a super-sized planet not far ahead, and he heard Li Shenjing quarrel with another person.

Li Feihu said to Long Qihuang: "It turns out that the people who hijacked the Feihuo also hijacked Li Shenjing, and now they are arguing."

Long Qihuang said: "The urgency of the situation can be seen from the words of quarrels - what are they quarreling?"

Li Feihu said with a serious expression: "They are scolding each other for being human."

Long Qihuang's expression also became solemn. She said: "Generally speaking, if the other party is deprecated as a non-human item, it usually means that there is a possibility of massacre. Because excluding the victim from the same category will not cause psychological burden on the perpetrator. As we all know, Li Shenjing is a gentle and easy-going person, and the most cruel words he has ever used are just the word idiot. Now that both sides use such bloody words to attack each other mentally means that he is at great risk. Hu'er, start your move!"

Li Feihu nodded solemnly and solemnly launched the flying pot technique.

So Li Shiliu found that the stainless steel kettle he was holding suddenly flew up and began to hit the wall with a thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping thumping th

Li Shiliu said in surprise: "Oh my God, is this the wall dong in ancient times of human civilization? This kettle is indeed a relic of ancient humans!"

But the next moment, a big hole was suddenly knocked open on the wall, and the Feihuo flew out.

The monitor in the cabin immediately said: "The bulkhead is damaged! Oxygen leaks! Human civilization is in danger!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Shiliu rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue and died.

So the monitor in the cabin said again: "The highest warning! The sixteenth round of human civilization extinction! Immediately launch the plan for reorganization of human civilization!"

The monitor floated up by itself and quickly blocked the hole that was knocked open by the Feihu Space Flying Pot.

Chapter 48 Carbon Chicken Man
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