Chapter 5 The grass on the wall doesn't end well
Li Feihu and the little girl were tied together, and the dog Taoist priest led them on the road and said, "Tell me, is your master on the mountain now?"
Li Feihu said: "I had already seen that she was a witch, so I ran down the mountain. Senior Gou, why don't you let me go and let's uphold justice together."
The dog Taoist said: "You can scold me again."
The little girl twisted around Li Feihu, covering her head, twisting and walking, and said: "I hid well just now, but you kicked me unconscious. When I escape, I will kill you first."
Li Feihu said: "The fairy misunderstood. I thought you were watching me take a shower."
He winked at her again and said, "What's the fairy's name?"
The little girl lowered her head shyly and said, "My name is Huang Piaopiao."
Li Feihu said: "Huang Piaopiao, why are you so restless and twisting around all the time?"
The Dog Taoist said: "That's because she doesn't have enough Taoism and her habits are hard to change. She is a prayer flag-turned-spirit."
Li Feihu said: "What are prayer flags?"
Dog Taoist priest said: "It's a flag with scriptures written on it. Since you are a disciple of the demon girl Zhao Jingjing, how come you don't even know this?"
Li Feihu said: "Senior Dog, I was arrested by her, and she forced me to eat shit."
He added: "There are still fourteen pellets of mouse droppings in my arms, which she forced me to eat."
The dog Taoist stretched out his hand to touch Li Feihu's arms. Li Feihu said: "In broad daylight, don't move your hands or feet."
The Dog Taoist took out the spirit rat poison and smelled it. He was surprised and said, "She gave you this?"
Li Feihu said: "Yes. He asks me to eat it every day."
The Dog Taoist priest thought for a while and asked, "I remember she also had an apprentice."
Li Feihu said: "We all have to eat, and our lives are very painful."
The Dog Taoist said: "Then you ran out secretly? Didn't your master look for you?"
Li Feihu said: "Senior Dog, if you go to Baihe County and ask, you will know that she and I are not in cahoots. Not only did she look for me, she also asked the local government to look for me."
The Dog Taoist said: "Great. I will give you to her now. Maybe she will accept me as a disciple and give me spiritual rat poison."
Li Feihu said quickly: "My master - Zhao Jingjing's method of picking yang and replenishing yin will turn you into a woman!"
Huang Piaopian said unhappily: "What's wrong with women? What's your prejudice against women?"
Li Feihu said: "How can I be biased? It's too late for me to love you."
Huang Piaopiao blushed, twisted and said, "You speak so nicely."
The Dog Taoist pulled the rope hard: "Shut up, you two."
They came to the foot of Siguniang Mountain and started to go up the mountain. When they reached the halfway point of the mountain, the sun was about to set, and the sky was red.
The dog Taoist said: "Let's rest here for a while."
Li Feihu and Huang Piaopiao were sitting on the stone, Huang Piaopiao was twisting around him. Li Feihu said: "Huang Piaopiao, can you just be quiet? You are making me uncomfortable to death."
Huang Piaopiao pouted in grievance. Li Feihu added: "If you really want to rub against me, just come in front of me and rub against me."
At this time, another person came along the road, it was Wang Wu.
Li Feihu said to the dog Taoist priest: "Look, that's Zhao Jingjing's other apprentice, named Wang Wu. Listen to me, I killed his father, and he wanted to avenge me, but the master didn't allow it. He hated me so much."
.You tell him that you want to kill me for him, and he will happily introduce you to the master - and then you let me go halfway, and neither of us owes anything to the other, okay?"
The dog Taoist scratched his head with a whisk, laughed and said, "You are such an idiot. You have said these things, why should I let you go?"
Li Feihu said: "Oh, damn it, I didn't expect you to be so smart."
The dog Taoist stood up and called to Wang Wu: "Hello, fellow Taoist Wang."
Wang Wu came over and saw Li Feihu and said, "Okay! How dare you run!"
The Dog Taoist said: "Did your father be killed by him?"
Wang Wu said: "Yes. Was your father killed by him too?"
The dog Taoist priest was even happier and said: "That's not true. Fellow Taoist Wang, since he is your father-killing enemy - I will kill him for you now."
He picked up the sword and stabbed Li Feihu in the stomach. Li Feihu quickly hid behind Huang Piaopiao.
Huang Piaopiao: "Oh!"
Wang Wu stared: "You fucking dare to kill him, his life is mine!"
He also stabbed the dog Taoist priest in the stomach with his sword. The dog Taoist priest quickly dodged and said, "You are crazy!"
Li Feihu said: "He also cursed! He also wanted to steal the rat poison from you! He also stole my medicine!"
When Wang Wu heard this, he immediately shouted and the sword in his hand began to glow. It was not red light, not white light, but colorful light. The colorful light reflected on his hair, and his hair also became colorful.
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"Ancestor Chunyang, give me power!" Qicai Wang Wu shouted, "The first level of Chunyang Sword Technique! Qicai-Sword!"
Wang Wu's sword emitted a dazzling light, and everyone was blinded by the light. The Dog Taoist was startled, and he hurriedly waved the sword around him, and then heard a clanking sound and the light dissipated.
Wang Wu's sword flew out and he said: "..."
The dog Taoist said: "..."
Wang Wu shouted: "I'm going to call someone!"
He ran away and ran towards the mountain.
The Dog Taoist shouted: "Fellow Taoist Wang, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"
Wang Wu ran up the mountain road quickly: "You fucking wait, don't leave if you have the guts!"
The dog Taoist sighed and said to Li Feihu: "If I can't enter Fairy Zhao's family, I will take you back to the Three Eyes Temple. Do you know the Three Eyes Temple? It specializes in cultivating medicine for monsters like you.
One flower. The best thing is that you are still alive."
Li Feihu said: "It sounds good, but look behind you."
The Dog Taoist said: "You want to deceive me with this trick? Hehehehehehehehe..."
The tiger jumped down from the cliff, bit the dog Taoist priest's head, and said vaguely: "What should I do?"
Li Feihu quickly said: "Bite his dog head to pieces!"
The dog Taoist priest's head shattered with a loud bang.
But his black Taoist robe fell to the ground and turned into a black dog again. He jumped several steps away and said, "Tiger! We are all animals who have attained enlightenment and belong together. Why do you bother me?"
The tiger pouted and said: "You are a fucking canine! Who is the same genus as you!"
The black dog said angrily: "Okay! You look down on me today and don't allow me to go to the mountain gate. Don't forget the saying, don't bully young people into poverty! There is also a saying, thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river!
Later I—"
As soon as it said this, the tiger was startled and said: "It's bad! The leader has given instructions that if any young man says such things, he must be eradicated!" He said two sentences at once! Dog Taoist,
how old are you?"
The black dog said: "I am already ten years old. But as a dog I am not considered young -"
But before it finished speaking, the tiger said: "Take your life!"
The black dog hurriedly ran up the mountain, but Wang Wu rushed down from the mountain road again and said, "Look at the sword!"
The black dog had no choice but to turn his head and jump off the cliff.
Tiger and Wang Wu's eyes widened together.
The tiger said: "It's over!"
Wang Wu said: "Not only did he say those two sentences, he also jumped off the cliff!"
Li Feihu said: "?"
Wang Wu said: "You are such a fool, then he will find some secret book! Go and search!"
Li Feihu said: "Then you untie it for me first."
Wang Wu said: "Who is this beautiful little sister?"
Li Feihu said: "She is the essence of a prayer flag."
Wang Wu said: "Scare! It's a monster!"
The tiger said unhappily: "What's wrong with monsters? What's your prejudice against monsters?"
Wang Wu said: "?"
Li Feihu said: "Don't argue. I was kidnapped from the county by this dog Taoist priest. Let's find him together quickly. It will be troublesome if we let him practice magical skills."
They found the black dog's body at the bottom of the cliff. The tiger said, "Why did it die?"
Wang Wu said: "Where are the magical skills and secret books?"
Chapter completed!