Chapter 11: Can brothels also have a sense of life?
Zhao Dingbian was speechless by this black-faced man. He blew his beard and stared at him for a while, then slowly said: "It would be fine if Ning Wanli really came here just to humiliate us, but she brought us the desolate country."
A great opportunity has come, but all you can think about is that she deceived your son's feelings?"
Zhao Wudi said angrily: "What chance? She came here just to get married, but it turned out that she didn't think about getting married in the first place. It would bring fart opportunities. She just used Hao'er as a tool to escape from marriage!"
Zhao Dingbian was a little confused. Looking at his angry son, he suddenly felt helpless.
This black-faced man has been stupid for more than forty years. He was finally stupid enough to reassure himself and was ready to teach some serious things. But he found...
Can not go back!
What a crime!
He didn't bother to explain and waved his hand: "Go down and figure it out for yourself. Don't mention this matter again in the future!"
After that, he stood up and prepared to leave.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Wudi stepped forward and grabbed his wrist tightly: "Dad! You must give me an explanation, otherwise I will feel panicked!"
Zhao Dingbian: "???"
Zhao Hao watched happily from the side.
You say black-faced men are stupid, that's a bit.
After all, all he thinks about is fighting every day, and there are not so many twists and turns in his head.
But in fact, his ability to observe people's emotions and make decisions according to the situation is not bad at all. Just like when he contradicted the emperor in the court, the old man was obviously really angry. He just said a few words and he had to obey the court battle obediently.
And now, although the old man still doesn't have a good face, in fact all his words are to comfort him.
That's why I was so aggressive and fussy, insisting that the old man give me an explanation.
Zhao Dingbian had no choice but to explain: "Our desert country has been established for nearly a hundred years. Although it has grown from a small border country to a behemoth that is now on par with the five Central Plains countries, in fact, the Five Central Plains countries have never recognized us. Now.
In the name of marriage, Ning Wanli brought us the first cultural exchange in the wilderness, which is of extremely great significance."
Zhao Wudi was puzzled and snorted: "We, a barren country, built our country by force, what do we care about these cultural exchanges? No matter how much the five Central Plains countries look down on us, we can just beat them until they kneel down and call us grandpa!"
Zhao Dingbian shook his head: "Of course they can call you grandpa in front of you, but they may call you a savage and a fool behind your back. Even if they conquer a territory, their people and ministers will not obey you. Shouldn't they be able to defend it?"
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Zhao Wudi thought for a while, but was still puzzled: "Then if we communicate with them, they will recognize us?"
At this time, Zhao Hao, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly raised his hand: "I know this question, I know this question!"
Zhao Wudi's eyes suddenly lit up: "Hao'er, tell me, I don't understand what your grandfather said!"
However, the old man suddenly felt bold. He looked at Zhao Hao and asked, "Do you know what I mean?"
Isn’t this guy a dandy if he’s not so cute?
Can you understand something as profound as this?
This is not a good sign!
Zhao Hao smiled proudly and said: "This is not difficult, of course you can understand it!"
The old man forced down the worry in his heart: "Oh? Please tell me in detail!"
Zhao Hao looked at the black-faced man, cleared his throat and said, "Dad! Let me ask you, if a new oiran comes to Tianxiang Pavilion now, and the two of us pursue her together, who do you think will climb onto her kang first?"
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The black-faced man was a little displeased: "Why bother asking? Of course it's..."
Halfway through his words, he suddenly paused, remained silent for a while, and struggled to hold back a sentence: "Of course it's you, because I never go to a brothel!"
"Um?"
Zhao Hao was fascinated and thought to himself that there are only three of us old men in the room. How can you pretend to be innocent with me?
wrong!
He suddenly felt that something was not right. He turned around and found a soft-looking woman looking at him with sullen eyes.
This woman's name is Bai Xiu, she is the black-faced man's first wife and his biological mother in this life.
Originally, Bai Xiuzheng was holding the fruit plate with both hands, but now he had one hand free and touched the feather duster on the table.
"I heard that you want to take your father to visit a brothel?"
Zhao Hao's scalp suddenly became numb. He subconsciously took two steps back and said with a smile: "Isn't this an analogy? An analogy, an analogy, hahahaha..."
Bai Xiu then took his hand away from the feather duster and glanced at him: "I know, you can continue to make metaphors. If your metaphor is not smooth, I will beat you very comfortably!"
Zhao Hao: "..."
Zhao Wudi: "..."
Zhao Dingbian also stroked his white beard and said, "Hao'er, please continue."
Zhao Hao nodded, but his voice was an octave lower: "Dad! Let me ask you, if a new oiran comes to Tianxiang Pavilion, and I and Zhou Jiufeng Meng Longtang pursue him together, who do you think will climb up first?"
Her kang?”
Zhou Jiufeng and Meng Longtang were the lieutenants who fought with him in the battle against Huacong last night.
However, what he was lying on was Miss Li Shi’s kang.
The kang they were lying on was ordinary and not worth mentioning.
"Of course it's you!"
Zhao Wudi felt much better after hearing that Zhao Hao had changed the object of comparison.
Zhao Hao smiled and asked: "Then what do you think is the reason for this? Is it because I am rich, handsomer than them, or have higher cultivation than them?"
Zhao Wudi shook his head and said: "Of course not! Although you are richer and more handsome than them, you don't have any cultivation skills at all. It is already quite difficult to climb onto the kang!"
Ah this...
Is this also possible to start a group?
This wave, this wave is called the Great Desolate Starfall!
Zhao Hao was choked, but still asked patiently: "Then why do you think it is?"
"Why else? Because you are good at poetry!"
After Zhao Wudi said this, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. He seemed to have figured out something.
When Zhao Hao saw this, he immediately said seductively: "Isn't this over? In fact, those Five Kingdoms of the Central Plains are no different from the oirans of Tianxiang Pavilion. If you are a stupid second-generation dude like Zhou Jiufeng Meng Longtang, they won't give you any money.
I'll let you touch it.
But once you get them to identify with you, the process becomes much easier. If you really want them to feel that following you is a step up for them, not only will they not give you any trouble, they will even pay you for free prostitution. Do you think this is the truth?
Son?"
"That's it! Hao'er, you described it so well!"
Zhao Wudi's eyes brightened when he heard this, and he turned to look at Zhao Dingbian: "Dad! Look at how well Hao'er described it. No one can understand what you are talking about!"
The old man's temples were beating with anger, and he subconsciously looked at the halberd tree in the corner.
Zhao Wudi was startled and quickly relented: "Dad, I was wrong!"
Zhao Dingbian stared at him: "Where did you go wrong?"
Zhao Wudi replied: "I just said you farted..."
Seeing that Zhao Ding was confused, he continued: "Let me help you recall. Just now you said that Hao'er would only show off his power on a woman's belly. I said you fart..."
The old man's temples felt tingling again, and he subconsciously took a step towards the halberd.
Zhao Wudi knew that he had advised in the wrong direction again, and immediately knelt on the ground with a plop: "Dad! You don't remember the faults of villains. This time Qi State really gave you face. I won't look for trouble!"
The old man stared at him and gasped for breath for several times before slowly calming down.
At this time, Zhao Hao took credit and said: "Grandpa! Is my analysis pretty good?"
"It's okay, it's okay..."
The old man nodded and felt relieved.
Just now I thought that this kid suddenly had an enlightenment and saw through the political situation. If one day he shows off in front of the emperor, his family may be in danger.
result……
He looked a little strange.
Chapter completed!