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Chapter 33 [Open the coffin and make a fortune]

"Damn! Then what are you waiting for!" The fat man roared, and started to pry the coffin with his vaginal claws. Devouring novels www.,,

I didn't stop him this time. I also wanted to see what kind of good things the colleague inside left for us? I've only heard about Liuli Zhan, but I've never seen it. I don't know how much it's worth?

While I was still thinking wildly, the fat man had already pried open the outer coffin. The huge coffin cover fell to the ground, raising a lot of dust.

I took a closer look and saw an ordinary white wood coffin parked inside. It looked unremarkable and did not match the giant golden nanmu coffin outside. It seemed that this coffin was brought by the old tomb robber himself.

The original one has been sealed in a copper coffin.

After prying open the thin coffin lid in twos and twos, the remains of our companions thousands of years ago appeared in front of us.

He was wearing slightly old monk robes and worn-out sandals, with his hands folded on his chest, and a faintly visible ring scar on his head...

Thousands of years of time seemed to be unable to leave too many marks on the captain who escaped into Buddhism. Apart from the common shriveled and gray skin of the old man, he seemed to still be stuck at the moment of his death, with the corners of his mouth slightly curved.

, as if still smiling kindly.

After seeing the body of this old man, the fat man and I couldn't help but look at each other! We are used to seeing black and white bodies, but this is the first time we have seen such a well-preserved and peaceful body. Through the gas mask, it seems that we can still

I smelled a faint scent of sandalwood, which made me feel weak. I felt that disturbing the old monk's rest was a terrible thing.

I was muttering in my heart when the fat man's voice came at the right time.

"Hey, she's pretty neat! Taozi, do you think this guy has some bright jewels in his mouth? Otherwise, it's been so many years, and it's not rotten at all!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pinched the old monk here and there to try and feel it.

"Fuck, can you please calm down!" I slapped away his paw that was torturing the old monk, "Don't even look at where we are, return pearls or jade, don't even think about it!"

Fatty is a very nervous guy, and I was so shocked that he picked up the old monk as if he were a little girl! But after he made such a fuss, it felt a lot easier! Damn, who cares if he is?

Monk, he should be treated as he should. At most, it’s for the sake of everyone’s surname Zhang, as long as his body is not harmed!

Strange to say, when I thought about it, when I looked at the old monk, I just felt that he was just an ordinary shriveled old man, and that blasphemous smell was gone!

"How do you know? How could it be so well preserved without him?" The fat man made it clear that he didn't believe me, and reached out to pinch the old monk's chin!

I'm too lazy to talk about him, just stand aside and watch him work in vain! Except for the royal family and nobles, this area has always contained no pearls after death. Why? In ancient times, this place was known as the "Eight Hundred Miles of Qinchuan" and was densely populated.

In a prosperous land, many people practice Taoism, and many descendants of the two sects of Maoshan and Laoshan are walking around. Especially in this funeral, the shadow of Taoist priests from Laoshan is indispensable.

Laoshan and Maoshan are two great sects in my country. They are both good at catching ghosts and demons, suppressing souls and suppressing corpses. In order to prevent the corpse from mutating, it is often enough to ask the Laoshan Taoist priest for a corpse-fixing pill. There is no need for any pearls and jade. Yes, maybe it will lead to another fight and not even a whole corpse will be left behind.

When I was doing archeology, I went to Guangzhou with Professor Chen. I heard that a group of colleagues who specialized in dumping mummies had been captured there, and I asked Professor Chen to go there for identification. When I got there, I was really impressed. There were more than a dozen mummies in a row.

.I was disgusted by what I saw. These days, everything can be sold for money. I heard that these mummies, which are neither bitten by pigs nor chewed by dogs, can be sold for hundreds of thousands abroad!

When Professor Chen saw the situation, he became anxious. With a heartbroken expression, he looked through the body and cursed the tomb robbers over and over again in his poor language. He completely forgot that I, the real gold-touching captain, was still there.

As for those around me, didn’t you also scold me? I rolled my eyes and almost beat her up!

Why is the old guy so excited? He even lost his grace? The reason is very simple, those mummies were too badly damaged! Each of them had T-shaped wounds on their throats, and some were even worse, even their stomachs were cut open

!

This is called "the original intention is to protect the body forever, but instead bring disaster". The purpose of holding beads in the mouth is to protect the corpse from being injured by insects and ants, and from decaying with the earth and wood. Unexpectedly, it will bring disaster after death.

He also had his throat cut and his abdomen disembowelled.

Of course, I didn't have so much emotion at that time, and I just looked down on the craftsmanship of those colleagues! The craftsmanship was a bit too trendy, so why not just take a bead? As for making such a big fuss, it's just an amateur!

In comparison, our fat man's skills are much better. Even though he is tall and carefree, when it comes to the skill of picking out pearls, I really can't compare with him. Look at his hands, they are called skillful and his strength is called

A light one!

He stretched out his left hand and pinched the old monk's cheek neatly, with his thumb on the right, index and middle fingers on the left, and his ring finger and little finger underneath to hold his throat! Then he stretched his right hand to the back of the old monk's head, raised it slightly, and then slapped it.

The back of the head, while gently applying force with the left hand.

"Pah", a vermilion pill was spit out helplessly, and it lay obediently on the fat man's palm.

Even though the fat man's hands are clean and neat, relaxed and freehand, they are actually very particular. First of all, the left hand holding the cheeks must use Yin Jin. What is Yin Jin is a soft force. Otherwise, if you use too much force, you will easily get injured.

The pearls in the mouth of the deceased!

Secondly, the ring finger and little finger should be placed against the throat of the deceased. Otherwise, as soon as the right hand is raised, the beads and jade can easily be swallowed into the throat or even fall into the abdomen! This is why the corpses I saw before

The reason why the mummy was disemboweled. But Colonel Jin couldn't be as taboo-free as they were. They were like locusts, useless! We don't want to destroy human corpses, so we have to focus on technique, like what the fat guy just did.

That way, even if you get the third taste!

I admired the fat man's craftsmanship, but he stared at the red pill in his hand with a sad face!

"Okay, don't read it, I said there won't be anything good! You still don't believe it. This is the corpse-fixing pill of the Laoshan sect. Quickly, put it back and don't cause any more trouble for us!

"I patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, asking him to quickly put the corpse-fixing pill back. Although this place is a Feng Shui treasure cave, there should be no corpse transformation, but it is always right to be careful!

After the fat man reluctantly put the corpse-fixing pill back, we began to touch the real owner this time in the coffin-the glazed lamp.

It has been a tradition since ancient times that the most valuable things buried with the deceased are often placed on the left shoulder and right foot of the deceased, while the most beloved things are often held in the hands! The fat man and I each touched them separately.

Speaking of this, I am reminded of a joke that was circulated during the Republic of China. The Republic of China was the time when tomb robbing was the most rampant in our country. What would the fellows who committed the crime spend their money on, just visit the kilns? But often as soon as they stretched out their hands, the kiln sisters would

If you know that you are a tomb robber, you can kill him severely! Why? They all have occupational diseases. They touch women from the left shoulder to the right foot...

There are many large and small packages in other places in the coffin, but you don’t need to look at those, they must be quicklime, ghost paper and the like! The reason why this body does not rot is that it has good Feng Shui and the golden nanmu is not infested by mosquitoes.

, and the third is to put enough quicklime in the coffin. This thing absorbs water and will not easily deteriorate without water. This is the same as the bacon we buy! Damn, what am I talking about! Will you eat it again?

Meat...

While I was thinking wildly, I carefully touched the old monk's right foot, and there was nothing there except a pair of broken mango shoes! When I saw the mango shoes, I remembered a sentence: "The bamboo stick and mango shoes can beat the horse easily, who can

Afraid? You can live your whole life in the mist and rain." Yes, can it be light? Do you know what a mango shoe is? It's just a straw sandal!

"Taozi, I found it!" I was ruining Su Dongpo's words when the fat man's surprised voice came over!
Chapter completed!
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