Chapter 123 Something is going to happen!(1/2)
Gou BuTong continued: "Anyway, after so many years, I finally feel the feeling of having a wife instead of the empress dowager, and life has meaning. Tell me, are you very kind to me?
Your dog brother and I are not a good bird, but I was good before and now.
You can ask me about the villages in ten miles and eight villages. You and I, my dog brother, are absolutely loyal!
Pig, you keep it.
We still have two big ones at home. I will kill them during the Chinese New Year and send you some meat.
As for this one, take good care of it.
If the heavy snow passes early, it will be your business to fatten it up next year and sell or eat it.
If you can't stand the heavy snow, just eat it.
This is considered as a New Year’s gift to you in advance.”
Having said that, Yu Huifei really didn't want to accept this gift.
After all, when Brother Gou helped stand up, it was because others were helping him.
It is impossible for Yu Huifei to take credit...
However, what Brother Gou said later made Yu Huifei tempted. Heavy snow was coming, and it would be closed for who knows how long.
A pig is much better than nothing.
Moreover, Liu Xin is coming too, and his girl has come all the way. If he is really sealed here, will he eat vegetable soup with him every day?
So Yu Huifei held up his hand and said: "Logically speaking, I shouldn't want this pig. So, I'll keep the pig. When I get it..."
"Your uncle, you said you would accept it! Wife, put down the pig and let's go home!" Gou BuTong directly interrupted Yu Huifei's words.
After saying that, the two turned around and left.
When Yu Huifei saw this, what could he say? He could only shout: "Brother, sister-in-law, are you having dinner here?"
Gou BuTong waved his hand and said, "No, your family is too poor."
Yu Huifei: "@#¥%..."
When Sun Daxiang heard this, he directly raised his leg and kicked Gou BuTong away, laughing and scolding: "Speak well."
"We won't put any burden on you, we are ready to survive the new year."
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When the big white pig saw Sun Daxiang leaving, it wanted to run away, but Big Yellow barked and immediately went into the yard obediently.
Yu Huifei grinned: "Rhubarb, can you eat it at my house tonight?"
At this moment, an old hen appeared on the road in the distance. Big Yellow's eyes lit up, he put down the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar and turned around to chase the old hen.
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while. This guy is so old, but he still likes to chase chickens and chase dogs. It's so unseemly!
After returning to the yard, Yu Huifei saw the big white pig running to the edge of the small pine tree, then turned sideways and started to rub against the tree.
The little tree was swaying and fooling around...
The yellow-skinned gourd on top is about to fall off.
Big eyes popped out, and he opened his mouth to say something.
Yu Huifei hurried over, pushed it back, then pinned the yellow-skinned gourd to his waistband, and whispered: "There are outsiders here, don't come out."
The big-eyed man steadied himself and did not come out, but he still cursed: "Are you going to demolish it by force?"
Yu Huifei ignored him and quickly pulled the rope and dragged the big white pig to the backyard.
There is a pigsty on the left side of the second floor in the backyard.
This was the place where Yu Huifei's grandfather used to raise pigs. However, as the old man got older and older, and he seemed to be becoming more and more Buddhist. He no longer ate meat, so he stopped raising pigs...
This pigsty has been abandoned for many years, with a lot of debris thrown inside.
"Is this Marshal Tianpeng?"
As soon as Yu Huifei entered the backyard, the cow's head poked its head out, staring at the big white pig behind Yu Huifei with a pair of cow eyes and asked.
Yu Huifei was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what Niu Tou was talking about: "Don't talk nonsense, this is just a pig."
Ma Mian also poked his head out: "Marshal Tianpeng is also a pig...but that guy walks on two legs. This one doesn't seem to have four legs..."
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while and asked curiously: "Is Marshal Tianpeng really Zhu Bajie?"
Ma Mian said: "It's Zhu Ganghye, not Zhu Bajie. That guy is now in Lingshan, holding posts on both sides of the Heaven. He eats tributes in Lingshan and catches big fish in Heaven. He is living a comfortable life."
Yu Huifei's eyes lit up: "Has he really gone to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures?"
At this time, Bai Wuchang came back and said with a smile: "Xiaoyu, don't ask.
I know what you are going to ask. Yes, most of the content in "Journey to the West" is correct.
It's just that some places have been changed.
As for why people in this world can write about things in another world, didn't Lao Cui explain it to you before?
Also, I told the old gangster when he was writing it."
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while... Old Cui's theory of the reflection of the heavens and the worlds seemed very mysterious to Yu Huifei.
Now Bai Wuchang actually said that when Wu Chengen wrote this, he and Bai Wuchang stood by and helped him say it.
This is crazy...
Yu Huifei suddenly felt that his world view was about to collapse.
However, Yu Huifei still asked curiously: "Um, how did you two brothers have the nerve to tell Wu Cheng'en about Sun Wukong causing trouble in the underworld?"
When the two of them heard this, there were black lines on their foreheads, and they cursed: "When we went there, we just happened to see him writing about going to the Western Heaven to obtain scriptures. I didn't see it when I was making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace... If I had seen it, I would have just checked it out and wrote
What the hell!"
Yu Huifei was speechless...
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, everyone is back, hurry up and clean up the pig pen." Yu Huifei didn't think so much anymore.
Time is so tight now, so it is important to seize the time and work.
Everyone worked together, the bull's head opened the way, and the horse's face followed, three times, five times and two times, the debris was cleared out.
Black and white Wuchang was responsible for the meticulous cleaning, and Yu Huifei followed behind.
When everything was sorted out, he locked the old sow in directly.
After closing the door, Yu Huifei looked at the big white pigs groaning in the pig pen and said with a smile: "Second Senior Brother, this will be your home from now on. You work hard to grow taller... I guarantee you will not suffer any loss in my life.
Did you see that?
These two are your black brother and white brother.
When you get on the chopping board, stew a pot of good meat and let them eat it, you will be absolutely comfortable on the way down.
Look at these two again, these are your Brother Niu and Brother Ma. When you are reincarnated, they will be responsible for sending you off.
There is also a judge living in the front yard. If he is happy eating your flesh, he will send you to a good child in the next life. Aren't you better than anything else?
As the saying goes, if you give up your own flesh and blood, you will enjoy wealth and honor in the next life, this is the truth."
Hum hum…
I don’t know if the big white pig understands it, but it’s just turning its nose and snorting.
Yu Huifei didn't expect it to understand. He talked so much and just talked nonsense to pass the time.
Yu Huifei opened the chicken cage again and stuffed the old hens, ducks, and geese inside.
Once these guys were settled, the backyard became lively.
The sound of a pig squealing on the left...
On the right, hens, ducks, and geese are clucking, quacking, quacking, quacking, quacking, quacking, quacking, quacking, quacking, quacking, etc.
Seeing this scene, Bai Wuchang said to the cow head and the horse face: "Brother Niu, Brother Horse, Brother Dog, look at the chickens, ducks, geese, and pigs. How about you three bark twice and join them all?"
Huh?"
"roll!"
Niu Tou and Ma Mian each kicked Bai Wuchang away.
In the next day or two, Yu Huifei didn't go anywhere.
The main reason is that I don’t have much money anymore and it’s hard to do anything.
Every day I squat in the yard, sweep the cemetery, wipe the tombstones and so on.
On this day, Yu Huifei saw something moving in the forest. He seemed to see some figure flashing past in the forest from a distance.
Moreover, Yu Huifei began to see a large number of sparrows and other birds in the forest began to fly out, covering the telephone poles in the village. On the roof, bird droppings rained like rain for a while, which really gave Yu Huifei a headache.
In the end, Yu Huifei had no choice but to throw the barking dog on the roof, specifically responsible for driving away the birds on his roof.
When he went out, Yu Huifei saw someone posted a big-character poster at the entrance of the village. This is the tradition of Xiulin Village. If something happens, big-character posters should be posted first.
To be continued...