Chapter 27: The kind of people who marry with their fingertips!

At the press conference after the game, because the club chairman and Notts County acting "press officer" Huang Yingying had some personal matters to deal with, she would definitely be late. The team's head coach Guardiola was thinking

While secretly complaining, he also had to face the tricky English media single-handedly.

At first, the questions asked by the media about Guardiola were reasonable. For example, the questions raised by Wei Xun’s good friends Patricia and Elena and the columnist James White of the Nottingham Evening News were Guardiola’s first questions.

A press conference got off to a good start.

However, starting from the question raised by Alice Pitt, a female reporter from The Sun, the atmosphere at the post-match press conference gradually became weird:

"Dear Mr. Guardiola, this is your first official game as coach of Notts County, but unfortunately, your team lost to promotion rival Port Vale. Mr. Chairman, who strongly invites you to coach Notts County.

Many Spanish players were introduced this summer to build the team's main lineup, but it turns out that Notts County's huge investment in the summer was completely in vain. Spanish football, or the technical football you admire, take us

There is no way to deal with the traditional British tactics. In this game, you had twice as many shots as Port Vale, and you were far ahead with 68% of the possession time. However, an ordinary English team like Port Vale is limited in its ability to control the ball.

After defeating you and your team in the time and space, do you think that the football philosophy you have always adhered to may not be suitable for the English football environment? After this game, will you consider leaving Notts during the winter break?

County, or should I take the blame and resign now?"

As soon as he heard this beautiful woman attacking his head coach so bluntly, the Notts County staff on the side felt very regretful. Why couldn't they have been more upbeat just now and wouldn't they have let her in if they weren't seduced by this woman? Oh my god,

Coach Josep, please forgive me.

"Well, it turns out that everything good at the beginning was fake..." Guardiola frowned slightly, thought for a while, and calmly replied: "Hello, Miss Reporter, yes, we lost today's game.

, but for the young Notts County, this does not mean anything. The league is a long marathon, it is not a cup match that determines the outcome. A defeat does not mean anything, it does not scare me away, and it scares me even more.

Don’t give up my players, thank you.”

The sparse applause made Guardiola a little embarrassed. The English media seemed not to be easy to deal with.

"Mr. Guardiola, Notts County's arch-rival Mansfield, under the leadership of new coach Joey Scott, beat their opponents 5-0 away from home in the first round of the National League, shouting out to their arch-rivals to upgrade to the championship.

And what do you think of the slogan for Notts County next season?"

"Congratulations to them for winning, thank you..."

"Is that all? Don't you and Notts County want to win the championship?"

"Beautiful lady, I can only say that a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier. If possible, I think winning the championship and being promoted is the dream of every team."

The eyes of the reporters present began to sparkle instantly, "Does this mean that Notts County is also going to shout the slogan of winning the championship and being promoted?"

"Mr. Guardiola, I would like to kindly remind you that Coach Scott defeated the opponent 5-0, but your team lost. Now Mansfield is ranked first in the National League, and Notts County is ranked first."

We are 21st in the English League Two. According to the current situation, it will be very difficult for Notts County to win the championship, let alone win the championship." A reporter stood up and made sarcastic remarks.

"Come on, two people, drag this rude guy out."

Just when Guardiola was thinking about how to respond, Wei Xun and Huang Yingying happened to walk hand in hand from the backstage of the press conference into the venue. Some keen reporters began to take pictures crazily around the golden couple.

"In the last live news broadcast, I said that we in Notts County do not welcome reporters from the Nottingham Post to attend our press conference. In other words, Notts County is a restricted area for the Nottingham Post!"

Two burly security guards in black suits and black sunglasses quickly approached. Without any explanation, they grabbed the reporter and dragged him outside. Wei Xun unkindly confiscated all the reporter's camera and recorder. Don't let it go in vain.

No, it would be rude to smash it. Oh, it’s really embarrassing.

"Tyrant! Tyrant! You are obstructing the freedom of the press. I am going to court to sue you!" The reporter kept shouting while being dragged. But unfortunately, no reporter in the venue responded to his call.

Don't worry about it, there must be bigger news here waiting for them to dig out.

Guardiola was worried about being unable to confront these unscrupulous reporters. When he saw Wei Xun coming, he immediately handed the microphone to Wei Xun.

After handing over the microphone, Guardiola pretended that something had fallen to the ground, squatted down and faced Wei Xun, and whispered, "My great savior, you are here. I'm going to rely on you now. I'm going to die soon."

Already..."

"No problem", Wei Xun gently snapped his fingers, and a Notts County staff member brought Wei Xun a glass of lemonade with ice, "Well, the ice lemonade today is really sour..."

"Mr. Guardiola, we found that Ribery, the left midfielder in Notts County, has a very elegant and beautiful playing style, but this player's passing seemed very bad. His passing success rate was low throughout the game.

It's almost negligible. As long as the ball falls to his feet, it basically means the end of Notts County's offense. I would like to ask, how did such a player enter the game squad?"

"Well, this question is too simple. Let me answer it for you as the head coach. First of all, I can assure you that there is absolutely nothing shady about the selection and employment of our Notts County personnel. Franck Ribery's extraordinary skills

Outstanding, this is his advantage. Personal breakthrough is an important weapon to break the dense defense. Our wide players had some injuries. Frank was the best wide attacker we could send at that time. As for passing the ball,

Hit rate, if you have both sharp breakthroughs and precise passing, then I'm sorry everyone, if such an excellent player can only play as a substitute in our team, then I think our Notts County should be a Premier League team.

The team is here..."

"Hahaha……"

Wei Xun's humorous style can always create some joy at the scene, and many reporters present can't help but laugh. It is indeed difficult for such a good player to stay in a League Two team in Notts County, but objectively speaking,

Who hasn't been in a bad state? It's too amateurish to ask this question.

"Mr. Guardiola, there is news that Sir Alex Ferguson of Manchester United is interested in your goalkeeper Ben Foster. Will this player leave Notts County before the summer transfer period is over?"

"I have to answer this question. Foster has just joined our team. According to the regulations, he can only transfer to other teams next year. Thank you Sir Alex Ferguson for his love for our Notts County players, but I am sorry that the rules are not

I decided..."

"Mr. Guardiola, in the forward position of Notts County there are Dutch youngster Robin van Persie, Bundesliga newcomer Miroslav Klose and Notts County youth training product Steve Connell. They are all very distinctive players, but

Why do you always trust a 34-year-old Italian veteran?"

"Let me answer this question for Josep. We all know that Serie A is the well-deserved first league in the world. I don't think a striker who scored 14 goals in Serie A last season will become a third-tier league in England.

What’s wrong with the main forward..."

"Mr. Wei Xun, you have been sitting on the coaching bench today, and now you are constantly helping Mr. Guardiola answer questions. We want to know, is Mr. Guardiola a puppet that you support?"

"Of course not. Mr. Guardiola just has a slight cold and his throat is not feeling well. In addition, the climate difference between Spain and England is quite big. Josep has just finished a high-intensity game, so let me answer these questions."

question".

Wei Xun quickly gave Guardiola a kick under the tablecloth of the rostrum. Guardiola understood and quickly pretended to cough, "Cough cough cough cough..." Wei Xun very gentlemanly gave Guardiola his ice lemonade.

La handed it over, and the latter drank it happily.

"Mr. Wei Xun, today Notts County scored a goal on the field, but it was blown away by the referee. We can see from the replay after the game that this was an obvious misjudgment. If this goal is included,

, Notts County can at least get a draw, but unfortunately, there are no ifs in football matches, what do you think about this?"

When the reporters in the audience heard this question, they all became very alert. You must know that Wei Xun has never been unreasonable. As an advocate of the "non-violence and fair sentencing" movement, Wei Xun

I always do what I say and never give up. There must be another big news this time.

"Well, regarding this issue, I think football is a very magical and charming sport. Everyone played very civilized and restrained games in today's game, which shows that the Football Association has done a lot in non-violent sports.

I am grateful for the work of

What happened? I understand the difficulty of Mr. Referee’s job, so I have no objection to the referee’s decision. Wrong and missed calls are part of the football game. If I have to express my opinion, then I can only use

To put it in a popular phrase, this is football, thank you."

"Mr. Guardiola, Mr. Chairman, according to internal reports from Notts County employees, you and the team's Italian veteran Dario often take baths together, soap and rub your backs, and then do some indescribable things. Is this news true?

Of?"

If the questions raised by reporters from "The Sun" and "Nottingham Post" are considered normal, then this last question is simply an insult to Guardiola's character.

Wei Xun wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh when he saw Guardiola's face. Wei Xun patted Guardiola on the shoulder and told him to calm down first, "Josep, I'll treat you to dinner tonight. These guys

There is no bottom line at all, don’t worry, it’s up to me!”

Wei Xun stood up and said with a fierce look to the reporter who asked the last question, "Mr. Reporter, I have to repeat to you a sentence that I don't like to say, 'inot a cover!', do you understand?

?, Starting today, you have been blocked by our Notts County team. This is an insult to my character, Josep’s and Dario’s character. Get out of here now!”

After saying that, Wei Xun walked to Huang Yingying, hugged Huang Yingying from behind, and whispered in her ear, "Teacher Huang, please cooperate with me." After saying this, Wei Xun said with a

As a domineering president, Huang Yingying was forced to kiss her.

The reporters present, especially the female reporters, were stunned by Wei Xun's unexpected operation.

"so romantic!"

"ohgod!"

Huang Yingying's brain could no longer function normally. She only knew that her face was hot, her heartbeat was fast, and she was a little excited, but she couldn't hear any sound...

Two minutes later, Wei Xun let go of Huang Yingying with satisfaction, "Everyone has seen that Miss Huang Yingying, my fiancée, is the kind of person who gets married on the fingertips! Some people actually say that I am Gai! I think I need to reiterate

One thing, I, Wei Xun, am a male and have a hobby, um...Huang Yingying!...The meeting is over..."

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Chapter completed!