Chapter 164: The Bitter Meat Plan
"Actually, it's not that there's no way out, but the young man will have to suffer a little bit," Zuo Xiang said.
"How do you say it?" Xiao Xian jumped up, curious as hell.
"Young man, you can use the bitter meat trick."
"What's the meaning?"
The two of them moved closer to him from left to right, and a series of bad ideas came into being as they spoke.
Otherwise, it is better to catch the sun than to catch it. Xiao Xian's bad idea has just taken shape, and Xiao Yu is also preparing to take action.
Originally, he wanted to stay still for a few more days and wait and see the situation, but yesterday, the situation changed. News came from the inner palace. Because he and the King of Jin came to remonstrate together, Li Shimin Long Yan was furious. Shen An is no longer the king. Your Majesty is so popular.
This is a good time for him to add fuel to the fire.
Xiao Yu has always been good at seizing opportunities. At this time, how can he let it go.
Naturally, he ran towards the carriage immediately without taking any followers with him.
He only shouted to the coachman in front that I wanted to enter the palace.
Zuo Xiang noticed Mr. Xiao's movements in a corner where no one was paying attention, and immediately jumped onto the eaves and rushed to the backyard.
Next, a big drama will be staged.
"Song Guogong, it's not good!"
"My husband has a stomachache and is rolling on the bed now!"
"What?" Xiao Yu opened the car window with a look of disbelief.
"My lord, I was playing chess in the backyard just now, but as I was playing, I fell down. I said I had a stomachache and couldn't stand up."
"Go and have a look!" said the little maid Bitao. She was very young and wore her hair in a bun. She had a childish face and she never told lies.
When something like this happened to his little grandson, how could Xiao Yu remain calm? He immediately jumped out of the car and ran to the backyard. Xiao Yu's official career has changed several times, and he has traveled to many places over the years. Only this year did he gain Li Shimin's understanding and let him Return to Chang'an City.
Xiao Xian's father was still an official in other places. For the sake of his child's growth and Xiao Yu's personal wish, he placed him in Chang'an to take care of his growth.
Putting aside those things that were angry with Shen An, Xiao Yu loved Xiao Xian very much.
As soon as I heard that he had a stomachache, I couldn't think of anything. I quickly came to his bed and checked carefully.
When Xiao Xian saw Aweng, he immediately made preparations. The weather was also hot. He rolled on the ground a few times and his head was covered in sweat. He held his stomach and reluctantly lay on the bed.
He was groaning and his body was twisted. Xiao Yu was shocked when he saw it.
"Grandson, what's wrong with you?"
He touched Xiao Xian's forehead, which made him nervous.
"No, I don't know..."
"Aweng, my stomach hurts! It hurts so much!"
"Where does it hurt?"
"Are you having a stomachache?"
"Have you ever been to the toilet?" he asked Bi Tao.
Bi Tao was so miserable that she couldn't explain why she had to go to the toilet. Just before Xiao Xian fell ill, he was still playing chess with You.
Otherwise, if something went wrong, there must be a monster, how could a martial artist like You Xiang have the patience to come and play chess. Besides, Xiang Xiang’s chess skills were simply not good enough to compete with Xiao Xian.
On weekdays, Xiao Langjun is also a very picky person, and he likes to find fault with many things that he doesn't like. At this time, why would he think of playing chess to the right?
"No, absolutely not!" Bi Tao guaranteed it with her life, fearing that Xiao Yu would not believe it.
"When the incident happened, the young man was playing chess and his servant was fanning him. Suddenly, the young man fell to the ground and screamed that he had a stomachache."
"This slave really doesn't know what's going on!"
Xiao Yu's temper is not clear to his subordinates. He is usually a good-tempered person and treats his subordinates relatively kindly.
But when something happens, his eyes widen and he doesn't know who to take out his anger on.
His most cherished and beloved grandson Xiao Xian is now sick without any warning. How can he not be afraid?
He prostrated himself on the ground, fearing that he would be angered.
"What did you do!"
"I handed over my young husband to you, but you still made him sick. Just wait, I can't spare you!"
He looked at Bi Tao with a cold expression, and then saw two people walking to the left and right.
"And you!"
"It's really hopeless!"
"Drag them out and give each of them twenty lashes!"
When Bi Tao heard this, tears burst into her eyes. She was both aggrieved and frightened. Instead, she turned left and right. Anyway, it was their idea. They were already prepared for Xiao Yu's rage. In addition, they were born as warriors and were beaten.
It's a common occurrence and I'm not afraid of it at all.
"Wait a minute!"
It was just a pretense, and Xiao Xian didn't want to harm anyone. Seeing Bi Tao's pitiful appearance, he immediately released a hand and held Xiao Yu: "Ah Weng, it's none of their business. It's the grandson's own fault."
His eyes were panicked and his tone of voice almost broke Xiao Yu's heart.
"quick!"
"Go find the doctor quickly!"
Bitao lay on the spot, not reacting at all. She looked at Mr. Xiao helplessly, which made him angry. He flew up and almost kicked Bitao in the heart. Fortunately, Bitao lay lower and was not hurt.
"Yes, slave, go now!" Bi Tao quickly got up and ran out in a mess. Xiao Xian, the instigator, was lying on the bed and thought rationally that Aweng was also confused. She is a little lady.
, can you go out to find the doctor?
By the time she's finished dressing up, he should have finished the scene.
However, pretending to be sick was also an idea given to him from left to right. This is the so-called bitter trick.
Xiao Xian's request was urgent, and the options he could pretend to be sick were limited. He couldn't really let Xiao Xian get injured or sick.
Therefore, a few cobblers got together and came up with such a countermeasure. It can successfully pretend to be sick without being discovered by the doctor.
The level of medical skills in the Tang Dynasty was not very high. Even if they looked, heard, heard and asked everything, many diseases and illnesses could not be detected at all.
What's more, in this era, there are no auxiliary means, X-rays, B-ultrasound, etc., do not exist.
Therefore, it is best to pretend that this kind of illness, which does not appear to be strange on the surface, even if the doctor has questions after seeing it, it will hinder the identity of the young man of the Duke's palace and dare not speak directly.
At most, I can just prescribe some warm and tonic medicine that is not painful or itchy. If I take it, I won’t go wrong and it won’t cure the disease at all.
Before the doctor arrived, Xiao Xian's little mind was running at high speed all the time. In any case, if he pretended to be sick, Shen An would be safe for three to five days.
As a friend, he is absolutely benevolent and righteous.
Now, what he has to be careful about is how to coax him over when the doctor comes over. This is the second priority.
Taking medicine is what gives him the biggest headache.
No child likes to drink soup and medicine, and Xiao Xian is the same. As long as the doctor comes, no matter whether his condition is serious or not, there will definitely be no shortage of medicines that should be prescribed.
By pouring these medicinal decoctions down your throat, you are simply looking for trouble for yourself.
no!
He is not a good person like Xiao Dashan, so how can he do good deeds without leaving his name behind?
Chapter completed!