Chapter 37 My Boss Tom!
Undead, war horse, fox man, winner, king.
These five words are the feelings that pop up in everyone's heart. Looking up at the little fox riding a horse, they feel a sense of awe inexplicably.
"Yes, it's that little fox! Attack, this is an attack!!"
"Damn it, that little fox came in! He killed the fat piggy boss in the first round!!"
"Run, I'm just a trash fish. The little fox doesn't like my little wealth! Run!"
Amidst the roars of everyone tearing apart, the forces running rampant on the street retreated like a tide. Those with a little conscience even carried the fat piggy and ran away in a panic.
Xiao Han on horseback: "???"
I remember that my horse could not stop and knocked away a big fat pig that was blocking the road.
Well, there is a clear horse hoof print left on the other party's back. If he is sued by the urban management guards, if it can be used as evidence, he will have to pay a silver shell at least.
How about killing this pig head tonight?
Xiao Han's malicious thoughts turned into a long sigh.
Forget it, I am a kind person, please forgive this new driver, he just got his driver's license today.
"Surrender, Caiguatou! Fat Piggy has been defeated by my boss, and you have no way out!"
The kobold who had led the way before stood up, holding a paper trumpet, and shouted to the people running away.
As the dog-headed strategist of the Little Fox Gang (as I consider myself), I should pursue the victory and expand the results.
And, to be honest, he didn't expect that Xiao Han would immediately kill the fat piggy as soon as he came up. It's a pity that he is a professional with a rare tank.
"It's impossible. If you come out to hang out, you're all about loyalty and being strong-willed! It's even more impossible to surrender!"
As everyone retreated, a man in armor stood out, wearing a helmet like a melon on his head, and it was also green.
Behind them, a series of subordinates with distinctive helmets emerged, including red pepper heads, yellow banana heads, purple and black eggplant heads and other cow-beer helmets. Standing together gave the feeling of a big family.
"puff!"
Xiao Han just bit an experience fruit, and it spit out.
"Ding, the daily random mission has been sent out...Pfft, haha, I'm laughing to death! No, no, no, hahaha, I'm going to be laughing to death..."
Hysterical laughter burst out in his mind, and the demonic power made Xiao Han silent for a while.
This coin scattering system...
Just when Xiao Han thought that the mission might be "conquer a group of people and establish a gang of beef", or "escape from the assassins, the reward for counter-killing will be doubled", etc., a column of information appeared in the crimson magic pupil, and instantly,
The pupils shrank.
Mission: Women’s clothing is the way to go!
Difficulty: None (This is really not difficult for the insidious Demon King)
Content: In front of hundreds of people, put on your most beautiful women's clothes, stick out your breasts and hips, and let everyone see your beauty!
Rewards: Emergency Box x10, Skill Fruit x10, Experience Fruit x99 (the most generous reward since the start!!!)
[Long live women's clothing, women's clothing is awesome, women's clothing is guilt-free! Don't waste your tender, cute and petite face. At least, when you were in your uncle stage, recalling the past, when you were in your prime, you were unparalleled in beauty, and you were also a little cutie back then.
Coming]
Recall your horsehide past!
"I choose to refuse."
Xiao Han said, retaining the last trace of reason, and righteously chose to refuse indifferently!
Is this going to leave a lifelong psychological shadow?
"Fuck...this is impossible, you, you actually have such strong moral integrity! It's unbelievable that a guy who is good at despicable and shameless methods..."
The system sound in my mind was full of shock, surprise, and a touch of disbelief. This may be ten thousand times more shocking than the fact that the Holy Lord of Light is actually a cross-dressing man!
"Ding, the mission failed, I will give you 10 experience points as a gift. I hope you work hard and become a new person."
"I won't send it."
After solving the possessed melon skin system, Xiao Han's thoughts returned to reality.
At this time, Cai Guatou, a loyal man, inexplicably knelt on one knee under Xiao Han, next to the hoofs of the undead war horse.
"See Your Highness the Little Fox!"
The vegetables in the botanical garden roared together, with high morale, heads held high, and they thought they were the winner.
This sudden reversal made even the dog-headed military advisor a little stunned.
Don't these people feel ashamed?
And Xiao Han looked even more confused.
Not even five seconds, right?
Moreover, I remember that I came to seek refuge, but it snowballed inexplicably, and it got bigger and bigger, and in the end I became the big brother of hundreds of people.
By the way, what was this Caiguatou talking about before? The noodles he sells are so delicious?
"It smells so good, boss."
In the noodle shop, Cai Guatou held a cup of hot noodles and ate it hula hula, while the dog-head military advisor on the side said like a minister:
"Boss, take advantage of this opportunity to capture the eastern neighborhood in one fell swoop and control a quarter of Titan City's underground forces! In this way, we will make a fortune!"
"Yes, little boss fox, capture that territory! Let the flag of little fox rise in that area!"
Caiguatou also seconded the dog-headed military advisor. As for the bear man, who is full of positive ideas, he has already boasted outside and proclaimed himself "the most powerful general under the little fox".
Xiao Han, who was holding a bowl of beef noodles, thought for a moment and nodded.
Although it feels a bit deviated from the original purpose, it looks like it is getting somewhere...
etc,
What did I come here to do in the first place?
Eat black and eat black all the way to the end?
Forget it, never mind.
"Pfft! Damn it, my big brother Lion King Simba will avenge me!"
"Pfft! You, you actually betrayed me, ah! I, my boss Tom Cat, will take revenge on you severely with the grin of death!"
"Sign here? Don't, don't do it, why don't I sign it... Wait, don't move that cabinet, you bastard!"
As the sun set, the gray forces in several nearby streets were blown out. A large group of people were recognized by Xiao Han's men and ran away in front. A little fox rode a ferocious undead horse, leading a group of people gearing up to fight.
My thoughts turned to the subordinates of this group of bosses. They were holding watermelon knives (provided by the Caiguatou forces), and they were carrying the momentum of a thousand-mile pursuit behind them. They were overwhelming and the picture was very friendly.
At least, when signing the street rights transfer agreement, Xiao Han felt that the other party was very friendly, but the other party's teeth kept chattering and trembling, and blood spilled from the corners of his mouth, which was quite scary.
Of course, when he met strong men along the way, Xiao Han took action himself, charging on a war horse. Bronze-level skills, coupled with the powerful power of the Obsidian Sword, revealed combat power comparable to that of Silver-level. Although it was in the early stages, it should not be underestimated.
Look down upon, especially one who regards a necromancer as his subordinate.
Chapter completed!