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Chapter 58 [Four Hundred Years of Kung Fu]

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"No, you are really interested in Lu Xiaoxiao, are you?"

After hearing that Chen Xiao decided to teach Lu Xiaoxiao Kung Fu, Xu Ershao exclaimed immediately, staring at Chen Xiao with his eyes curled up, as if a flower had grown on Chen Xiao's nose.

Chen Xiao shook his head: "Of course I have a special reason, but... I can't explain it to you for the time being."

Xu Ershao thought for a while and waved his hand: "Forget it! Since you have the difficulties, I won't ask. But be careful, Lu Xiaoxiao is not a girl who can just grab a casual shot. My family has a good relationship with the Lu family. Old man Lu is very smart. If someone dares to be fooled by his daughter, he will definitely throw it into an iron can and seal it with cement and throw it into the sea."

Xu Ershao's injury was much lighter than Chen Xiao, but the kick sprained his ankle. Chen Xiao's whole body was covered with purple and her beautiful face was also bruised, her eyes were swollen, and her chin was broken. Originally, Xu Ershao wanted Chen Xiao to live in the ward of the school infirmary, but Chen Xiao thought that there was a kid at home, so he insisted on going home.

The impact of this kick-off incident was: for the next two consecutive days, everyone around Chen Xiao would throw strange eyes everywhere in the school and point fingers at the same time. Chen Xiao didn't have to listen to what these people were talking about, it was nothing more than saying that he was a monster with great power...

However, Xiao Qing seemed to have no effect on her popularity in the school. Less than a week after attending Kidd, more than half of the male students in the school have been regarded as Kidd's number one beauty. In the school, where she appears: libraries, sports halls, teachers, restaurants... As long as the place where the beautiful Xiao appeared, there must be a group of boys around her.

In just one week, the beautiful Xiao broke a new record since the founding of Kidd College: the sales of the four flower shops around the school quadrupled in one week! Xiao Qing’s locker in the locker of the school’s girls’ locker almost every day: flowers, gifts, chocolates, etc.

I even heard that a wealthy child from a wealthy family who was shocked by Xiao Qing was so angry that he spent a lot of money to buy a famous sports car and wanted to give it to the beauty, and then invite the beauty to spend a good night together...

As a result, in front of everyone, the beautiful lady Xiao faced the rich child without saying a word, but turned around and ran to the school's sports equipment room, carried a baseball bat, and then smashed the sports car worth nearly one million into scrap metal with a baseball bat in front of everyone!

According to the description of Xu Ershao who was present at the time, he felt the small universe where Xiao Qing exploded ten meters away. He saw Xiao Qing coming out with a baseball bat, and was worried that she would beat someone to death in anger - fortunately, she just smashed the car.

Finally, the rich man looked at the sports car that turned into scrap iron, and his expression almost cried. However, Xu Ershao patted his shoulder kindly and comforted him kindly: "Don't send sports car next time, give the tank, it's not easy to smash the tank."-

Chen Xiao has lived a fulfilling life these days. The first significant improvement was that he finally taught Ji Ji to sleep alone in her own bed - eliminating Chen Xiao's concern that if this continues, he will explode his blood vessels or become a crazy wolf.

Secondly, Chen Xiao began to ask Uncle Tian for advice - among the three unscrupulous bosses on the unfinished street, Chen Xiao is currently the most familiar with Lao Tian, ​​and Lao Tian’s temperament is somewhat similar to that of a good old man without temper. So after a few days of contact, Chen Xiao probably learned about Lao Tian’s background:

This old monster, who is over 400 years old, was born in the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty. He was originally a martial arts master, good at sword techniques, and his sword techniques were extremely fast...

Uh, Chen Xiao admitted that at the beginning, when he heard these descriptions, he was very suspicious whether Lao Tian’s real name was "Tian Boguang".

Lao Tian’s superpowers are a bit special. Because of some unexplained genetic mutation, his life span has become extremely long, and it seems that some changes in the human body’s metabolism have greatly reduced the speed of aging.

In fact, Lao Tian himself has no other special abilities: he just lives longer than ordinary people.

But... he is a martial arts master after all! A normal martial arts practitioner, even if he practices martial arts for a lifetime, he will only practice for decades. After more than four hundred years of hard practice, even if you are not practicing the Nine Yang Divine Arts, but practicing the big stones on your chest... Practicing for four hundred years is enough to create a world's number one master!

In Lao Tian's words, when he was 100 years old, he looked like a boy under 20 years old. At that time, he had already known all over the world's martial arts masters and was almost invincible in the martial arts world! When he was 150 years old, he could erase the word "almost". From then on, he was no longer interested in finding someone to compete in martial arts, but focused on collecting various martial arts secrets...

Until the end of the Qing Dynasty, firearms occupied the mainstream and basically ended the era of cold weapons - since that era, martial arts went to decline.

"There is no way to do this." Lao Tian said this and said helplessly: "I have been practicing martial arts for ten years, but I can't compare to a bullet. In this case, not many people are willing to spend time practicing these hard work."

After hearing this, Chen Xiao thought for a while and couldn't help asking Lao Tian a question: "You said that practicing martial arts for ten years is not as good as a bullet, so you... after practicing for more than four hundred years, can you catch the bullet?"

Lao Tian’s answer made Chen Xiao sweat all over.

Lao Tian thought seriously: "If it is a gun with an average rate of fire, it is okay to catch the bullet. If it encounters a very fast rate of fire... it will be a little difficult." After pausing, he added: "If you really can't catch it, I can avoid it..."

Dodging bullets... Chen Xiao immediately felt a classic scene in the movie "The Matrix": Lao Tian, ​​who seemed loyal, wore the cool black coat of Kenu Reeves, and made the same move of dodging bullets as in the movie...

Chen Xiao couldn't help but ask Lao Tian another question: Will he directly "go from martial arts to Taoism", attain Taoism and ascend to immortality, and enter the level of "cultivation"?

Lao Tian looked at Chen Xiao with contempt at that time, and only made one comment on this issue, patted Chen Xiao on the shoulder: "Let's read less fantasy novels in the future."

With such a world's number one martial arts master around him, Chen Xiao naturally asked Lao Tian for help: Since he agreed to teach Lu Xiaoxiao Kung Fu that day, the young lady urged him almost eight times a day, asking when he could start teaching her magical skills. Chen Xiao had already scorched her stomach and found an excuse. If he dragged on like this, he might be in trouble.

After hearing Chen Xiao's request, Lao Tian smiled slightly and first taught Chen Xiao a set of breathing techniques - don't get me wrong, it's not a magical internal skill, but a simple breathing technique. It's not a martial art, but an ancient health technique that has been lost.

It is said that after practicing, it can prolong life, and it has significant effects on heart disease, hypertension, insomnia, anxiety, etc., it can also improve cardiopulmonary function, and can also beautify girls.

Chen Xiao shamelessly taught this breathing method to Lu Xiaoxiao, lied to her that this was a set of supreme magical skills she had practiced. After practicing to the top, she could open the monument and crack the stone with one palm. After all, Lu Xiaoxiao had seen Chen Xiao's "throwing a living person" with her own eyes, and she didn't doubt that he was there, so she immediately went back to practice happily.

In addition, Uncle Tian also taught Chen Xiao a set of boxing techniques, which were specially designed for Chen Xiao.

"Your superpower is power, but unfortunately you have power. If you don't know how to do skills, you will give it to you for nothing when you meet a master of attacking skills. For example, the Xiao Qing in the school you mentioned, from your description, she should be a trainer. If you meet such an opponent, no matter how strong you are, it will be useless if you can't beat the opponent. Not to mention Xiao Qing, even if you are the guy who practices Hongquan who is defeated by you, if the opponent is not underestimating the enemy, you may not be able to beat the opponent with your own kung fu."

Chen Xiao understood this truth. He was like a three-year-old child who swung a big hammer with a thousand pounds. It was not enough to have strength.

Therefore, he honestly learned that set of boxing from Lao Tian - this set of boxing is not complicated. Taking into account Chen Xiao's basics, Lao Tian also chose a set of simple moves, which is most suitable for leveraging his strength advantages.

"This set of kung fu is called 'short beat', which I made by myself when I was two hundred years old. In fact, it is not considered self-created, because I mainly practiced futuristic things, and my understanding is not high. This set of 'short beat' has combined some of the more powerful moves in the boxing techniques such as Tongbang Fist, Clipper, Hong Fist, Shaolin Fist, etc., and made some modifications and merged them together. However, for your conditions, it is the most suitable."

Although Chen Xiao did not practice martial arts, Taekwondo was also a kind of attacking technique. After practicing for a few days, he seemed to be like this.

In Lu Bancheng, Zhurong and Gonggong divided their responsibilities and took turns to secretly supervise the client. Unfortunately, for many days, the opponent who ransomed Lu Bancheng did not show any new moves. Zhurong and Gonggong were a little helpless - including Lao Tian, ​​the three of them were not good at spiritual superpowers and could only defend passively.

Fortunately, the three old guys have time and do this job is not just about making money, and they also want to pass the boring time, so it doesn’t matter if the time goes on for a longer period of time.

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