Chapter 73 Suspicious Identity(1/2)
It seemed that after hearing what Liang Wu said, he was inspired. Liu Zhengfeng suddenly slapped his head and looked enlightened.
He raised his head and closed his eyes. After meditating for a moment, he immediately picked up a pen and started writing on the bamboo slices.
Seeing this, Tang Muwan also began to fall into deep thought.
Time passed by minute by second, and the sound of discussion in Wenxiang Jade Garden was endless.
Although many people are not qualified to answer this question, it does not affect the curiosity of some of them about this question, so they also join in and try to figure out the second line of this couplet.
It was originally a topic discussed by literati, but now it has become an arty topic for a bunch of cultivating prostitutes.
The time for burning incense soon came, and the woman in the middle of the stage finally spoke again, indicating that the twenty bamboo pieces should be put away, and Miss Shishi would finally judge whose answer could pass and enter the answer to the last difficult question.
You don’t know if you don’t look at it, but you smile when you look at it.
When the twenty bamboo slips were collected and brought to the stage for the woman to read out one by one, they couldn't help but cause a commotion.
The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds.
The answers to the difficult questions that are stipulated by this kind of love potion are naturally all kinds of strange.
The answer on the first bamboo slip was written by a person named Meng Lei. At first glance, you can tell that this person is a very straightforward person.
“The sound of wind, rain, and reading filled my ears;
Adults, small people, old people, everyone should practice Qi."
As soon as the woman said it, even she couldn't help laughing. This is considered a talent.
Then, the second piece of bamboo was also ridiculous.
“The sound of wind, rain, and reading filled my ears;
Swordsman, swordsman, entertainer, be polite."
When this thought came out, even Liang Wu couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Maybe these people are not very serious about the couplets, but they are very serious about making fun of them. Even the girl Shishi sitting on the second floor is covering her nose and snickering.
Generally speaking, these answers cannot be said to be incorrect. After all, at first glance, they seem to be correct, at least much more neatly than the one below.
The answer on this piece of bamboo was written by a person named Lei Ren. His content is indeed a bit subversive.
“The sound of wind, rain, and reading filled my ears;
Big girl, little girl, pretty girl, girl, girl, I want it.”
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This man was probably crazy about the girl. He could actually produce such a couplet. Even Tang Muwan couldn't help but gape, looking astonished.
How else can the couplet be correct?
This is a long experience.
In fact, even people like Liu Zhengfeng couldn't help but sneer at him.
This brother named Lei Ren, you are really ridiculous.
I read a lot of them, but they were basically nonsensical couplets, or in other words, some of them couldn't be called couplets at all. Liang Wu even began to wonder whether the quality of education here was as good as the one he sold to when he was in elementary school.
The primary school in the pig farm is good.
I am not afraid of heaven or earth, but I am afraid that these prostitutes are uneducated and will be beaten to death if they are not laughed to death.
In the end, there were only three pieces of bamboo left, which belonged to Liang and Wu.
The woman opened it, and the first one belonged to Tang Muwan.
“The sound of wind, rain, and reading filled my ears;
River water, sea water, tears, water and water blend."
Maybe it’s a woman’s nature, Liang Wu
They didn't expect Tang Muwan to write such a second line.
Although the artistic conception may seem a bit sad, which seems to be different from the original intention, it is undeniable that Tang Muwan understood this with all his heart.
Tang Muwan is a woman who has not cried since she was six years old. Perhaps she does not know what tears are, nor what it feels like to cry.
But she was able to incorporate this into the second line of a couplet, as if she had a personal experience. Especially the word "fusion" can better reflect the melancholy in her heart.
No one present may be able to understand her heart at this moment, but Liang Wu felt something.
At this moment, Liang Wu even had the urge to step forward, hug Tang Muwan, and protect her as much as possible.
Regardless of the outcome of this second line, at least for Tang Muwan, this is her first and possibly only one, and it is indeed precious.
Next is the second line of Liu Zhengfeng, but not to mention, although Liu Zhengfeng is not a very likable person, and at first glance, he seems to be the kind of person who is obsessed with sex and thinks about picking up girls every day.
But he still has some cultural background compared to those before him.
It may also be that he was inspired by Liang Wu's second line, and he seemed to be right.
“The sound of wind, rain, and reading filled my ears;
My family, my country, my country, everyone is happy."
However, after taking a closer look, you will find that this second couplet seems to be familiar, except for the changed words.
After Liang Wu heard this, he couldn't help but secretly cursed, this Liu Zhengfeng was clearly copying his own couplets.
Good guy, he is very smart. He changed things into human beings and then changed the off to on. It’s amazing.
You are so powerful, why don’t you go to heaven!
Not to mention, after he changed it like this, he is somewhat similar, and the artistic conception is also somewhat close.
Looking at it this way, Liu Zhengfeng is probably the originator of the copycat world.
Finally we arrived at the bamboo piece called Liang Wu, and it was also the last piece.
When the woman picked up the bamboo pieces, she looked particularly cautious.
“The sound of wind, rain, and reading filled my ears;
Family affairs, national affairs, world affairs, everything is concerned about."
As soon as he said this, he saw that girl Shishi sitting on the second floor couldn't help but slip her hand and drop the tea cup in her hand to the ground.
Liang Wu also happened to see this scene. He was certain that the girl named Shishi reacted like this immediately after hearing the woman on the stage read the second line she had written.
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Therefore, Liang Wu believed that this woman must have heard or seen this couplet, so there were two possibilities.
One is that she also traveled through time like him, so she reacted like this.
After all, in Liang Wu's consciousness, there was no such person as Gu Xiancheng in this world, let alone those dynasties such as the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties in Chinese history.
Another way is that the person she knows came from time-to-time, and she only knew about this couplet after that person told her.
However, no matter which situation it is, for Liang Wu, one thing is certain, that is, there is another person in this world, at least one person who has traveled from the earth or even China like himself.
When he thought of this, Liang Wu became even more excited. He wanted to rush forward immediately, grab the girl named Shishi, and ask what was going on.
Reason still fights in the end
Overcoming the impulse, Liang Wu had to calm down.
At this moment, it is not the time to care about such issues.
My own identity and my own operational tasks are not enough to make me do impulsive things.
As Liang Wu read out the answer, he finally knew all the answers, but saw that the woman finally set her eyes on the girl Shishi on the second floor.
As I said before, the answer will not be the only one, but there are not many answers that can satisfy Miss Shishi.
Therefore, the final decision-making power still lies in the hands of Miss Shishi.
At this time, Miss Shishi stood up again, moved a step forward, walked around the broken tea cup, and came to the guardrail.
She looked around, and her eyes stayed on Liang Wu and the others for a long time.
Finally, she finally spoke.
"Shishi, please tell me how you feel! After listening to everyone's answers, Shishi understands that everyone's answers have their own reasons and represent their own inner thoughts, so there is absolutely no right or wrong.
.It’s just that Shishi also hopes that everyone will understand that the answer that Shishi is ultimately satisfied with is what Shishi wants.
Therefore, among the twenty answers, Shishi feels that four of them are more satisfactory to Shishi, and there is one that Shishi is most satisfied with so far."
"Which four and which one are they? You should make it clear!"
"That's right, don't be pretentious, hurry up, and start the third difficult test as soon as you finish it!"
"We are impatient to wait, hurry up."
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The crowd immediately started shouting and urging again, feeling even more anxious than a monkey.
Of course, this is understandable. People like them have been eliminated a long time ago, and they must hope that others will be eliminated as well, so that they can have the opportunity to have a good night with Miss Shishi.
To be continued...