A mere water elemental dares to play tricks in front of me and try to deceive the people's police with clever words? I think it is audacious, right?

"That water element, please tell the truth. Who is it?" I unceremoniously seized the three swords brought by this mysterious water element one by one. "There are also controlled knives hidden. Where did they come from?

Are there any past criminal facts? Can you take a look at your ID card and temporary residence permit?"

"No...no..." the water element said hesitantly, "I just woke up and was sitting at the bottom of the lake doing nothing. When I heard some movement on the lake, I came to see the excitement. You suddenly asked me so many questions...

...I haven’t brushed my teeth yet!”

"..." I took a deep breath, "Do you know that you will be lenient if you confess? Do you think the people's police will believe your lies?"

The water element's arm was grabbed by me, but he had no intention of breaking free. He asked coyly: "I've really been trapped for a long time, and my power has been almost gone when I came out. I don't understand what you're saying...

...Obviously, as long as I said that line before going to bed last time, everyone admired me..."

"That was before! Now, let alone you, a water elemental, who comes out to show off, even if a real goddess comes out, people will still have to see if she is strong enough!"

"Fine?"

"You don't even understand this?"

Since it asked the question sincerely, I will give it a compassionate analysis: "If you want to manifest a spirit, choose the most prime and famous location! The divine light is directly projected on the screen, and the glow must be hundreds of meters high."

?The famous mountains and rivers, the Tianchi and the underground palace, all appeared again, and some blind interstellar players and two-spined apes who were born solo were hired to stand on the side and were responsible for complimenting them. Regardless of whether they saw it or not, they all jumped out and knelt in front of them and shouted.

He said: The god is so shocked! He speaks authentic Daqin dialect, which is very dignified!"

"When the real person appears, it will be even more serious. First, find seven or eight black people wearing sunglasses waiting at the door. They will start to twist when the music starts. They will be guarded 24 hours a day. Anyone who causes trouble will be taken away. Just going to the funeral will be a hassle.

Ten days and a half month!”

"Also call your relatives and friends from the God Realm. If you ask me whether it's the Sun God or the Mother Goddess of Earth, if Aqua comes, I'll be embarrassed to say hello to others! You said that for such an occasion, the number of believers must be increased by 70,000 to 80,000.

?Let me tell you, a minimum of 700,000 to 800,000 yuan is not included in the sudden death of excitement and return to glory! You have to study the psychology of these believers. If you have time to chase stars... Bah, bah, bah, people who chase God will be so rare.

Do you want a small favor? It’s all about saving face! These believers don’t care whether you are a true god or a false god, just be happy and that’s it!”

"Do you know what a fanatic believer is? These people are just like the gays in the hardware group. No matter what, RGB is the right one. Light pollution is justice. They only buy the most flashy ones and not the best ones!"

“So our slogan is: not to be the smartest, but to be the most dazzling!”

The blurred head of the water element remained motionless for a long time, and it made a stunned look for a long time. Then it looked at me with unfinished content and asked expectantly: "Is there more... is there more!"

"You, a water elemental, can't even speak well, so don't join in the fun. Tell me, do you plan to be taken into custody by the SCP Foundation or do you plan to go to the police station to explain the situation?"

"Oh..." The water element twisted its body and said sheepishly, "But I can't leave here now. My body is trapped on a special artifact and can only exist where there is water."

"Artifact? Where is it?"

"There is a crystal artifact under the water here. Can you help salvage it? The waves here are so big that it is difficult for me to maintain my body shape and there is no way to restore my divine power."

"Hey! It's still the water element of a tower defense game! Can't you just ask the mage to cancel the summons?"

Although I said this, I went to the lake and salvaged the so-called crystal artifact. Although this water element was too cute, it was true that it helped me find the Rainbow Sword, so just keep it in a safe place.

Fortunately, I controlled it first. If I met the unscrupulous Father Carter, he would probably seize it as a treasure and lock it in the washing machine every day to wash dirty clothes, right?

Soon, a transparent vessel was fished out of the lake. From the appearance, it was a transparent vessel the size of a dinner plate. It looked very much like a glass plate, with a hint of sky blue luster. It was smooth and delicate in my hand, hiding it.

In the water, it melts into nothingness.

When I picked up the dish, the body of the water element quickly shrank, and finally turned into a translucent shape in a shallow pool of water in the dish, with barely the outline of a human face.

Can't it maintain its shape without water? No wonder it says it can only live in water sources. If the water dries up or is accidentally knocked over by me, then I might be the most innocent god-killer, right?

So only a goddess would believe this!

"Please be gentle! If the crystal artifact is broken, I will disappear completely, and I may have to wait hundreds of years to be reborn in a corner of the world..." The water element lay obediently on the plate and warned him very seriously.

I shouldered the three swords, lifted up my robe, and walked as fast as I could on my way back.

"This setting is really familiar to you. Don't worry, if something happens, I will find you and the water spirit beads when you reappear."

"Really...really? Why are you looking for me..." The water element swayed on the plate.

"Don't move around, otherwise it will be poured on the ground and nothing will happen. Of course I found you to contain it. I would be really worried if I didn't keep such a strange thing next to me."

"I'm not a strange thing..."

You just said you were a goddess! Isn't that weird?

I grumbled in my heart and quickly arrived at the hot spring house along the road. This kind of thing cannot be accommodated in a ranch. My unlucky kappa is barely hiding now. One more water elemental can probably be used in the pasture.

When it comes to fighting in the river, it would be better to place it next to the secret base. Mount Maders has been able to hide even the deep divers for so many years, so multiple waves will definitely be no problem.

"Pick a seat! Do you want the hot spring? Wouldn't it be great to soak in the pool and use the sauna every day?" I recommended a place.

"No, the water flow in the hot spring is too fast and there are too many impurities in the water. My power will be exhausted soon after I enter."

I looked around and focused on the target again, "So what do you think of this pool? This is a pure natural spring vein that I dug out personally. The water is sweet, the source is clear, the water is naturally weakly alkaline, and has small molecules.

The dough contains balanced natural mineral elements. We do not produce water, we only act as nature’s porters!”

"Uh...it's okay here."

The water element was demented for a long time and finally gave in.

I put the plate into the spring pool while explaining the matter, "Then from today on, you will be the containment object of our SCP Foundation No. 003, and your code name will be..."

I thought about it for a long time and decided that the code name should be confusing, "Since you are the water element, then the code name is Dry Earth! No one would think that these two things are connected together, right?"

I declared triumphantly, and the water element weakly rebutted, but I ignored it, "In the future, we are not allowed to show up casually. We will use the cup throwing as a sign. Only when I throw flowers into the spring pool, you will

Appear!"

"knew……"

"The Dry Earth" answered listlessly, and suddenly asked, "Why is my number 003? Are there any contained objects ahead?"

"No. 002 is a green man. I will introduce him to you another day."

"What about Containment 001?"
Chapter completed!