Chapter five hundred and eighty-two cases of wrong application of quantum technology(1/2)
There is a fable that says, before experiencing suffering, people think that such suffering is unbearable. But after it really happens to them, facts will prove that everyone can accept such suffering.
I see that when other people encounter supernatural events, they have to pray to gods and Buddhas in panic, eat vegetarian food for a period of time, and then equip themselves with some Buddhist beads, peach wood swords, yellow paper charms, garlic, silverware, and crosses before they dare to walk at night.
road.
But after this happened to me, I calmly took the mirror home and placed it behind the door - I actually had the time to consider that according to indoor Feng Shui, the mirror cannot face the door or the bed.
So I put it behind the door.
Then I found something to eat and stayed idle for a while. When I saw the sun rising on the horizon, I made up my mind to go back and catch up on some sleep.
It felt really bad after not sleeping all night, so I lay down on the bed again and fell asleep as soon as I touched the pillow. My posture was very peaceful, as if I had just fallen asleep.
Hey, after encountering so many messy things, the destructive power of all gods and ghosts is not as great as the pressure on me when my wallet bottoms out. I just need to find a way to solve it, and I can wake up and appear on other planets one day.
Scary?
It wasn't until three o'clock in the morning that I woke up.
"Ah...what am I going to do..."
I was still confused when I just woke up, and my limbs were very heavy, as if I woke up first, but my soul was still on that bed.
I took a look at the pasture, which looked peaceful and peaceful over time. The horses also ran out of the stables and were grazing in the pasture area. When they saw me, they wagged their tails desperately.
I was about to take a step when I suddenly heard a meowing sound coming from under my feet...
"Good morning everyone...are you still there..."
The rescue soldiers invited back by the police last night were lying lazily on the grass and on the roofs of houses. Suddenly there were cats all over the house.
Among the cats last night, about ten were raised by the residents of the town. At this moment, they have probably gone home to find the poop collector for feeding. The remaining cats, large and small, with different fur colors, are probably stray wild cats on the island.
, and now he hasn’t gone back anywhere, he just lies there in my pasture without moving.
These little things really helped me out last night, so I was embarrassed to be so ungrateful and drive them away. I had a silent conversation with the two police leopards with our eyes for a while, and I probably understood what they meant...
Me: How do you two deal with these?
Leopard: I'm covering these.
Me: Sure.
I silently took out the dried fish and meat preserved in the house and distributed them to these wild cats basking in the sun. Some of them took the dried fish and ate it without treating themselves as outsiders, but the other part did not politely.
Accepting it, he turned around and left the pasture with his tail wagging.
Look! Look! Look!
This kind of attitude of brushing off my clothes after I have accomplished something, is simply the most heroic among cats!
I'm going to make a pennant for them and send it over!
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But after a while? I realized that I was thinking too much.
From the edge of the pasture wall, some wild cats flew in. I took a closer look. These wild cats were holding a small milk cat in their mouths, and followed a group of small milk cats behind them. I was instantly submerged in the three-headed body.
in the ocean...
Tsk, who can withstand this!
At the same time, I am comforting myself. Now I don’t have any countermeasures against supernatural events. Raising some cats in the pasture can just serve as a warning? It’s not bad, right?
Existentialist philosopher Yan Xishan once said: Existence is everything, and everything is for existence. So being able to accept the reality that you like furry gadgets is also a kind of great wisdom.
Shanxi food connoisseur Yan Xishan once said: Shanxi's millet nourishes people, eat more? Eat more. In front of so many cute things, I simply gave in and took out more fish without hesitation.
Let's entertain these little guys.
After eating, these wild cats also regained their energy. With the low roar of the police leopard, they stood up from the ground one after another, walked to the open space of the pasture and gathered in a group, looking up at the police leopard climbing the branches, respectfully.
Wait for the lecture.
The content that followed was nothing more than a long rant about "meow meow meow", "ho ho ho ho", "meow meow meow", "ho ho ho". I didn't understand a word, but I could feel that the scene was extremely lively.
Think of this place as a great hall.
Even if I didn't understand, I could probably guess that what the police leopards said was definitely the slogan "Follow me and you'll have food to eat", and they might even have grandly introduced me, the only designated keeper.
Even though I was a little dissatisfied with this person who was called a breeder but was actually the one being taken advantage of, I still accepted it obediently considering that there were so many kittens who had no morals and were trying their best to be cute.
But having so many wild cats wandering around the pasture is not a good thing after all. The risk of damaging crops by fighting with each other is also very high, so a place must be set up for them to move.
To the west of the main house, there is a large tree with tangled roots and red apples on it. It should be the last crop left over from the era of Father Hook. I also removed a beehive from it before and now put it into a beehive.
Gathering honey by the river.
Finally, right next to this big tree, I used the ancestral building skills of the colonists to quickly and efficiently build a general-purpose stone bungalow, which was filled with wooden animal sleeping boxes.
I confidently waited for the wild cats to enter their new home and settle down, and then I watched helplessly as the wild cats rushed up to the roof in groups and lay in a mess...
Okay, that's expected.
There are more useless animals in the pasture!
But when I saw the apple tree, I naturally thought of bees.
After these hard-working little things moved to a new home, I haven't checked the situation yet. I haven't seen a single bee for a whole day. Could it be that these bees are not acclimated to the environment and have all died?
I walked to the beehive made by the system. After many confirmations, I really didn’t see any movement of bees coming in and out of the beehive mouth!
"Shouldn't all the useful ones be dead, and the useless ones should be left behind?"
I nervously stepped forward to lift the lid of the beehive, but what I saw in front of me was jaw-dropping...
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"Boss, I'm so stupid...really..."
I sat at the bar table and said to the boss with a Chinese character face with blank eyes.
Boss Dart looked at me with a dull face, "Marcus, you have been talking to yourself here for more than an hour, and Bakir was scared away by you. If you affect my business again, I will have no choice but to ask you out."
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I raised my head, glanced at the boss, and said in a daze: "I'm so stupid... I only know that Goldfinger is illogical, but I didn't expect that it doesn't even understand basic principles... I only know about bees."
You can live in a beehive, but when I went over and looked, there was only one queen bee left... all the bees were gone..."
"What the hell are you talking about!"
Boss Dart was furious.
Uh... where do we start...
As the saying goes, logic fails, traveling through time and space; everything is uncertain, quantum mechanics. But this is the first time I know that quantum technology can still be used in this way!
At the beginning, I laughed at the beehive introduction as it was written in a mess, with no preface and follow-up, but I never expected that the quantum bee science technology mentioned above was actually true!
When I opened the lid of the beehive, I found that the originally noisy and buzzing hive was lying inside the beehive, but it was too quiet and made no sound.
After approaching the hive, I found that not only the worker bees that were supposed to be busy collecting honey were missing, but also the larvae and pupae that were breeding in the hive were missing. The entire hive was as clean as if it had been licked by a bear.
I searched back and forth for a long time, and then in an inconspicuous corner, I saw a queen bee with an extremely large body and particularly bright patterns. She was swaying her body and wandering around in the empty nest, contentedly.
She looks very much like a queen who has been in power for 68 years, completely ignoring the roar behind her, "How can there be a prince who has been in power for 68 years?"
Forget it, people are tough. But the Qing Dynasty is dead. Why is this queen bee still dancing ballet here?
I watched the queen get into a hive, inject her huge tail into it, and then swagger away. But a miracle happened right before my eyes!
The empty hive was suddenly filled with a layer of pollen out of thin air, and beeswax sealed the outside. A standard hexagonal room was quickly built, and it was rapidly expanded outwards, as if a construction scene was speeding up...
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I popped out the rapier thoughtfully, cut off a hard piece of transparent honey from the hive, and tasted it carefully.
It's sweet and tastes right.
The parts that were damaged by me were visibly repaired by unknown forces. The flowing honey was recovered, the damaged hives were repaired, and a new equilateral hexagon was built at an extremely fast speed.
Shape structure...
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"Boss, I'll give you some honey. When you're older, soak it in water and drink some to cool down your anger. Don't be so angry."
When I handed over the honey, Boss Dart was also shocked, "Are you keeping bees? When did you do it?"
I waved my hand, "No, to be precise, I should be in an intermediate state between beekeeping and no beekeeping. Once an observation is made, the other probability will collapse instantly..."
"...Then I'll accept it. You really don't need to see a psychiatrist?"
"You're welcome. Doctors can't cure my heart disease."
Ordinary doctors can no longer treat my symptoms of severe mental pollution, but I sincerely suggest that the guy who designed this quantum beehive should take a good look at the disease. This condition really cannot be delayed - it is impossible to imagine that without any technology,
Among the beekeeping products with the highest content, those equipped with quantum technology, I guess they are already at the level of madness that looks directly at the face of an ancient god, right?
It's funny, I'm still here with a headache. I just entered electrical technology and can't find a way to microelectronics technology. The colonist system has added quantum technology so casually. This thing...
So angry!
To be continued...