Dwarf's house.

This room is filled with everyday objects that have shrunk in half in size. Whether it’s a drinking cup, a rice bowl, a long table, or the chair we sit under our buttocks, they all present a comically delicate feel.

——For example, eating rice from a tea cup with a coffee spoon, isn’t that funny enough?

However, these Qiuqiu people also attach great importance to taste. In order to show their pursuit of gorgeous aesthetics, they do their best to decorate every place they can see. Even the beams of the houses are covered with colorful paintings of unknown meaning.

"Carter, is this food really edible?"

I sat upright on a child-sized chair - a stool at best, and asked the priest next to me who was sitting in a relaxed posture.

Father Carter gathered up the hem of his priest's robe to avoid tripping the busy dwarfs in the room. Then, without turning his head, he told me in a very low voice, "You can just eat in peace. Eat more and talk less."

good……"

I asked him with some anxiety: "But doesn't your conscience hurt? How do you plan to tell them that people in the town don't know the existence of these little guys?"

Carter's calm face was instantly distorted as if he had been shot.

"Don't say this openly!"

He picked up the small tea cup and took a sip. His hand was trembling slightly, not sure if it was because of nervousness.

"I only planned to put them here for a while at first, and then send them away when I found a suitable location. You know, the old church behind the church has been abandoned for so long, and it is of no use if we keep it, so we might as well take it out.

Repair and use it..."

I exposed him unceremoniously: "But I see you are taking advantage of it very easily. How dare you find any excuse that the neighbors are very strict and do not accept it easily. These little guys are simple-minded but not stupid. It is a miracle that you have been deceived by you for so long."

Alright?"

It takes countless mistakes to cover up a mistake, and it takes countless lies to cover up a lie. This guy always likes to be clever, take advantage, and spare no effort in cheating. I want to see how he will step down when the time comes.

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Carter put down the cup in his hand and suddenly looked at me with burning eyes, "You have been idle recently, right?"

I immediately sensed the aura of conspiracy, and immediately refused sternly: "Don't count on me! I'm already very busy teaching children every day, and the kappa is also a big problem. You can't use the ranch as a church nursery.

!”

Father Carter smiled and said, "You can't say that. Taking care of these Qiuqiu people is also good for you. They are all experienced gardeners, cooks, and planters. You can tell by looking at the food I have eaten here for so long.

If you help me tell a lie, how about I let them come to your ranch to help?"

"Wait a minute, I feel the atmosphere of conspiracy...let me think about it..."

While we were still chatting, the dwarfs had already brought the food up in categories. They were all processed fruits and vegetables. There was basically no meat intake, but the colors were various, which was in line with their habit of liking colorful and bright colors.

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Seven Qiuqiu people were sitting across from us. You looked at me, and I looked at you in silence, and then you nervously focused your eyes on me.

"Uh... you guys eat too, don't look at me..."

I feel uncomfortable being stared at, especially by these Guobit people. I always feel like they want to give me a pass card with a room card or something like that, which makes me feel hairy all over.

As soon as my words came out, these dwarfs also felt my discomfort, and finally stopped staring at me - they all turned to stare at Father Carter!

But Carter was calm about such sights and said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, please relax."

He gestured to me with his hand, "Little dwarves, this is the cooking master and planting expert I invited from the town. As long as you have his guidance, you will be able to successfully pass the test of the residents and obtain the town's title."

of the right of residence.”

Although I really want to complain about what the right of residence is, can the right of residence in this damn place be directly equated with the sentence of exile? Do you plan to confiscate my property in Moscow and give me a villa in the countryside of Siberia? But I decided to wait and see what happens.

, let’s see what this guy Carter has in his bag.

After hearing this, the people across the table became really happy. The dwarfs in blue and yellow clothes immediately gave a high-five and muttered something like "three years of testing" and "the time has come."

...Is the next sentence a respectful invitation to the Dragon King to return to his throne and let the Lin family in the capital be wiped out?

"What on earth did you brainwash?"

Carter then covered up the noise and said: "Hush... I told them that there will be a test vote in the town every three years. If you fail to pass, you will be expelled..."

I took a breath: "You really dare to tell such a big lie, and you plan to get everyone in the town to help you tell it?"

Carterpi smiled and said: "No need...you are here, I have a wonderful plan..."

After saying that, he coughed slightly, raised the tea cup in his hand and said to me, "Marcus, try this cup of tea. Does it feel special?"

From just now, Carter kept tasting the tea in the cup. I thought he was hiding his nervousness. But why did he bring up this topic at this time? Is there really anything special about this tea?

I looked at the clear light green tea soup in the cup and smelled it carefully. I didn't feel the strong aroma, so I picked up the cup and took a sip...

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In my memory, drinking tea should be a very stylish thing. Drinking tea is like drinking clear spring green tea under the paper windows of a tiled house, using elegant ceramic utensils, drinking it with two or three people, and having half a day's leisure, worth ten dollars.

Dreams of youth.

If you taste it alone, you should also taste it in the hazy night, smell the faint scent of lilac, watch the quiet tranquility flowing in the transparent water of a cup of green tea, and let time linger in the room, drifting in intertwined depths.

But the tea served by the dwarfs gave me a feeling I had never experienced before.

When the tea entered my mouth, I felt the taste of spring.

This kind of taste is difficult to describe. If you have to make an analogy, it is like when a person is in his youth. He feels like the vitality of spring, such as green grass and green leaves. The fragrance of this cup of tea is full of

The breath of nature makes the grass in my heart that yearns to grow quietly sprout on its own...

"Great tea! I would call it green tea!"

This cup of tea is indeed of a high standard, and it can actually make people linger over it despite its bland taste. It’s like meeting green tea for the first time, making people want to stop and it’s so sour and refreshing.

Carter nodded slightly to the dwarf and introduced: "This 'leisure tea' is a variety that the dwarfs only cultivated last year, and they spent a lot of energy!"

Then he turned to the dwarf and said, "Congratulations, you have achieved initial success!"

The dwarfs squirmed excitedly and asked in unison: "Carter, can we go out and greet the residents! Our teapot can't wait!"

As soon as he heard this topic, Carter immediately panicked and quickly stopped the dwarfs who were preparing to celebrate, "No, no, no... that... although your preparations are effective, I think... I think there are still flaws! You can't do it now!

Just get out!”

But what he said was feeble and weak. I watched him feel embarrassed and wanted to see how this big liar would reveal himself.

Sure enough, the dwarfs started making a fuss with dissatisfaction and went out regardless to give the carefully cultivated tea leaves to the residents of the town.

Carter stood up immediately and almost hit his head on the ceiling of the low room.

"Wait a moment!"

He shocked the whole audience with his head start, and then said to the dwarfs: "If you want to be sure of victory, you must first defeat Marcus!"

The dwarfs asked: "Why?"

Carter bit the bullet and explained: "Well... Marcus is the newest resident in the town! His level is your threshold! If you can't surpass him, it would be delusional to win recognition!"

After saying that, he looked at me for help.

I turned away and said with my mouth from an angle that the dwarf could not see, "I won't do it if there is no benefit."

Carter gritted his teeth and thought for a moment, then mouthed a reply: "The alchemy book will be given to you right away."

"make a deal!"

I patted his shoulder with a smile, turned to the dwarfs and said, "Indeed, although your breeding technology is powerful, it is still far from me."

The dwarf in red clothes said unconvinced: Impossible! Our planting technology is unparalleled!"

I took advantage of the situation and said: "This argument is meaningless, we still have to talk about our strength. Crop cultivation is too time-consuming, so I will show you my weakest cooking skills and let you see where the gap is!"

The dwarf in purple clothes looked very innocent at first glance, and said with concern: "If your cooking skills are the weakest, is it unfair to compare you like this? Let's compare crop cultivation..."

Father Carter decisively sent an assist at this time, "I think it's okay! If you can't even compare with his weakest cooking skill, then the comparison with planting is meaningless!"

The dwarfs nodded: "That makes sense!"

I suddenly felt a pain in my balls - with the IQs of these Qiuqiu people, the most difficult thing is to make them believe the truth, right?

"Then what are you going to cook?" The chef in the dwarf's yellow dress stood up.

Carter and I looked at each other knowingly, then turned around and smiled evilly.

"Have you ever heard of 'simple food'?"

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Even if the dwarfs who moved to the island have superb cooking skills and excellent crop varieties, food cooking is still subject to the limitations of ingredients and seasonings. The food they cook is mainly stewed, roasted, and boiled, with a single method and a single taste.

Clear soup with little water.

In this case, every meal tastes like the original taste of the food, so naturally there won’t be many breakthroughs and creations. Even the most precious matsutake mushrooms on the table have a single taste in your mouth.

In this case, the emergence of "simple food" undoubtedly caused a dimensionality reduction blow, instantly turning these little guys into autistics, each waving a spoon to solve the tasteless and unstoppable food.

Food, with a ferocious expression as if he was facing his father-killer enemy - and then there was no doubt that he had eaten everything.

After their repeated requests, I made an extra "simple food" for them to use as a research object. It seemed that Guli Di in yellow wanted to study this magical food very much in order to replicate my success.

All I can say about this is that once you go in the wrong direction, the more you try, the more you try.
To be continued...