"Friend, what do you think of this car accident?"

Qiao Yuan came to the round-faced man and patted him on the shoulder again.

It's quite uncomfortable, just like skinny and bone-bone.

"Stand and watch."

The round-faced man said disdainfully, staring at the driver with his eyes tightly.

Qiao Yuan looked at the sky, and the world was bright and bright!

"Friend, I just saw you keep saying sentences or something."

"If you are a judge, how do you think the driver should be sentenced?"

When he heard Qiao Yuan's words, the round-faced man's eyes lit up, his breathing became rapid, and his shoulders shook.

"I think the crime of intentional homicide will have to be sentenced to at least five years."

The round-faced man gave a very positive answer.

Qiao Yuan took a deep breath and the air was filled with the fragrance of jasmine flowers.

"I don't think this should be judged."

The round-faced man was surprised, then leaned his body and sneered: "My friend, what are your opinions?"

"Watch your brain, are you sure that the person who was hit is dead?"

Qiao Yuan raised his own questions.

...

The round-faced man rolled his eyes and said, "Nonsense, can it be a ghost in broad daylight?"

Qiao Yuan smiled and continued, "How can you be sure that he died after being hit?"

The round-faced man raised his eyebrows without answering.

Qiao Yuan continued to speak, "There are three possibilities."

"First, the deceased died before he was hit."

"Second, the deceased died after being hit by a failed rescue."

"Third, the driver passed by and the body was unconscious and deliberately moved up, resulting in his death."

"What kind of type do you think is?"

The round-faced man didn't say anything, staring quietly at the crushed corpse in the distance.

"I think it's the third type, the driver is innocent!"

Qiao Yuan expressed his answer.

...

Haha~

The round-faced man made a sarcastic voice.

"The deceased has been hit like this. You still say that he was deliberately trying to get up. Are you still shameless? Do you mean to ask the body to stand up and apologize to him?"

The round-faced man had a disdainful face.

Qiao Yuan took a step forward and looked straight at the round-faced man, staring at his eyes.

"You can think so that the deceased must apologize to the driver and need to compensate for mental damage."

Haha~

"You are so shameless. The deceased are like this. You still frame him!"

The round-faced man became a little excited.

"I'm sorry for his death. But you have to preach the Dharma in everything. You should know the saying "The Dharma is not sympathetic!"

The round-faced man was silent, and he didn't want to argue with Qiao Yuan anymore.

"You can say whatever you like, it's all my business!"

The round-faced man shrugged and made a creaking sound, then turned around and left, but was stopped by Qiao Yuan.

For a moment, the two of them fell into a stalemate.

The round-faced man went left to prepare to bypass, but Qiao Yuan also went left to directly block it.

After repeatedly pulling, the round-faced man seemed a little guilty, his eyes kept turning, and he tried to calmly and said, "Get out of the way, I want to go home for dinner!"

However, Qiao Yuan did not get out of the way.

"Friend, don't rush to leave. I see you are so curious about this corpse. We might as well make a bet."

Qiao Yuan glanced at the corpse again.

"Just bet on how this corpse was crushed, I bet on how happy it is, what about you?"

The round-faced man looked at Qiao Yuan's right hand on his shoulder, and his face looked a little unhappy.

He understood that Qiao Yuan was deliberately unable to get along with him!

"I bet it was very uncomfortable, and I was in a bad mood, and even wanted to jump up and kill someone!"

A murderous gaze came, locking in Qiao Yuan firmly.

...

Qiao Yuan pinched the man with a round face and smiled on his face.

"How could you know it is not happy?"

"Haha, you're not it either, how do you know it won't feel bad?"

The round-faced man returned Qiao Yuan's words intact.

A breeze blew, and the atmosphere in the air suddenly became tense.

"You're right, I really don't know if it's very happy."

Qiao Yuan changed his mind and said, "But... it is actually not important at all."

Qiao Yuan stretched out his left hand, clenched it into a fist and shook it.

"It's not happy, I can beat it until happiness is the most!"

"Please believe me in this, I have a good idea of ​​making people happy!"

“…”

The round-faced man was silent, and after a while, he spoke: "What if it would rather die than be happy?"

Qiao Yuan raised his eyebrows and said, "If it thinks so with you, then I admit that I lost."

A trace of surprise flashed across the man's face, until Qiao Yuan's next sentence made his expression frozen instantly.

"I lost the bet, but it will lose a life. I don't care. What do you think?"

Crack ~

It seemed like the sound of teeth grinding.

"You are so shameless"

Qiao Yuan: "Thank you for your praise. The last strange spirit who praised me like this has now become my friend."

Round face man: "…"

...

After a long time, the round-faced man looked at the middle-aged man squatting on the ground in the distance and looking at the middle-aged man here.

At this moment...there was a crackling sound from its body, as if the bones were broken, impacted, and reorganized. The flesh of the body was squirming, and the muscles on the face were constantly deforming, looking extremely strange.

"I just took a walk and he hit me!"

"I didn't kill anyone!"

Qiao Yuan: "I know, otherwise you thought I would tell you so much, do you think you are beautiful?"

“…”

The round-faced man took a deep breath and said, "I am an official registered alien spirit, I am officially protected!"

It could not see through the man in front of it. It seemed that it was not an awakened person and had no so-called spiritual energy, but it felt a huge threat from this man.

If you move, you will die!

It is not a human, it is a strange spirit, its hobby is to be crushed, it likes this feeling of reorganization, and every bone breaks, moves, and reorganizes freely in the body.

Patch together into infinite possibilities!

This feeling is very wonderful!

He has tried trains, trucks, road rollers, mudslides...
To be continued...