Go to the bathroom?

Why go to the bathroom properly?

Jiang Si raised her head to watch him off and found that his walking posture was slightly awkward.

Is it urgent to urinate?

All right!

Most likely it's an urgent need to urinate.

Then Jiang Si looked at the optical brain board, which clearly read: "The chair is a bit rough..."

Suddenly.

Jiang Si suddenly raised her head and looked at the closed bathroom door in the distance.

just.

She sits in front of her cheap ex.

If her cheap ex is sitting behind her, wouldn't she...

Numb.

What kind of large-scale social death scene is this?

Did her cheap ex get angry with her?

Then he ran away.

Did you go to the bathroom and take a cold shower?

Isn't it?

Jiang Si shook her head and told herself in her heart that it was definitely not the case. The cheap ex was as straight as steel, so where could he bend?

Illusion, illusion.

It's all an illusion.

Jiang Si quickly concentrated on staring at China for five thousand years and began to translate.

More than half an hour passed, and 10 pieces of text were translated, with an accuracy rate of 99.9%.

but……

Jiang Si took off the headset again, looked in the direction of the bathroom, and looked at the time. If her ex was in there to resolve personal issues in private, he could solve the problem, right?

Bah bah bah.

What if someone takes a bath?

What if I wash her clothes?

Yell!

Ever since he became her escort and she fell off her horse, he had been washing and arranging her clothes.

So he took a shower, washed his own clothes, washed his clothes, and then air-dried them, which took more than half an hour.

Then she continued to translate...

Jiang Si picked up the headset and plugged it into her ears, and heard three regular knocks on the door: "Dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk."

Jiang Si put down the headset and just stood up when the bathroom door opened.

Jiang Si turned her head to look in the direction of the bathroom, and saw her cheap ex with a towel around his neck, wearing pajamas, and his upper body naked, walking over, looking sideways at his little wife and saying, "I'll open the door, you're busy.

of."

Jiang Si was suddenly startled, swallowed her saliva, came to her senses, and immediately muttered: "Empty is emptiness, emptiness has no definite emptiness, color is color, color has no definite color, that is, color is emptiness, that is emptiness"

It’s color.”

"If you can know whether emptiness is empty, know whether form is not color, and it is called illumination, then you can begin to reach the wonderful sound, recognize the emptiness-free method, have an unobstructed insight, enter the wonderful door, understand it naturally, get rid of the net of doubts, and not be attached to the view of emptiness.

Purify the six roots and eliminate evil obstacles. Amitabha!"

After reading, Jiang Si sat down again, with her six vaginas clean and her ex topless. Even if a boss fell in love with me, her exaggerated 32-pack abs would not be able to seduce her.

He Yan was wearing a shirt and trousers, a noble gentleman, holding fiery red straw roses in his arms. He was waiting for the door to open with joy. When he saw Agares with his upper body naked, he suddenly asked: "Why are you here?"

Agares put up the towel around his neck, wiped his half-dried hair and said, "His Majesty Heyan took a one-day trip to the Wetland Park. It seemed like a good trip."

He did it on purpose.

Showed up here on purpose.

Wearing only pants on purpose.

Bare upper body.

He Yan blew his nose angrily and glared: "Go away, I'm looking for Jiang Jiang."

Instead of walking away, Agares put his hand on the door to block He Yan who was about to barge in. He lowered his head slightly and said in a hoarse voice: "Your Majesty He Yan, Jiang Jiang is very tired today. He hasn't had much time to take a shower."

It's a big meeting, I just went to bed, if you have anything you can talk to her tomorrow."

Not long after you took a shower?

He also just took a shower.

them……

them……

They were just reproducing...

Agares is showing off to him?

He Yan's golden eyes were instantly filled with anger, and he gritted his teeth: "Agare..."

"Hush!" Agares didn't wait for him to finish his words and made a shushing gesture: "Your Majesty Heyan, you will wake her up."

He Yan had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, neither rising nor falling. He was so angry that he smashed Agares with a handful of fiery red straw roses, "Agares, you are despicable..."

Before He Yan could finish his words, he heard Jiang Jiang's voice coming from inside the room: "Agares, who is it? Is there anything wrong if you don't sleep at this late hour?"

"It's okay." Agares hugged the handful of fiery red straw roses that He Yan threw at him, slammed the door, returned, put the fiery red roses on the table, and looked at the man sitting in front of the desk with one hand.

Holding his chin, he turned the pages of the book with one hand and looked at his little wife: "His Majesty He Yan gave it to you as a Valentine's Day gift."

The little bug gave her a Valentine's Day gift.

Fiery red rose?

After he was thrown away by Agares, he went to weave roses?

No reward for no merit.

We must not give the little bug any wrong impression.

We must not let him think that he has hope and can abduct her to the Zerg.

Jiang Si looked from the fiery red rose to Agares: "The fiery red rose represents passion. I love you. It is not suitable for a little insect to give it to me. Could you please return this flower to him?

"

Agares' eyes flashed: "Not leaving a single flower?"

Jiang Si waved her hands quickly: "If you don't keep it, you won't keep it. If you have time, return it to him now. After returning it, you have to be more careful tonight and don't let him crawl into my room or my body."

bed."

She could imagine that after returning this bouquet to the sickly little insect, the little insect might come to crawl into her bed at night.

In order to put an end to this bad habit of getting into her bed, I would like to take precautions against my cheap ex and let my cheap ex keep watch so that she can sleep beautifully.

Agares picked up the fiery red straw rose placed on the table and glanced at the green straw rose on the bedside table: "Okay, I'll return it to him right away."

Jiang Si smiled, pure, lustful and innocent: "Okay, thank you!"

Agares' eyes were deep and his throat moved slightly: "You're welcome."

Then he turned around and walked towards the door again.

Jiang Si breathed out, not in the mood to translate any more, so she stuffed the computer board and the book into the space and got into bed.

The big-eared fox on the bed became the river between Chu and Han.

Jiang Si clings to the big-eared fox, covering her with a quilt, which makes her look smaller and smaller, like a child who has not grown up: "Baby balls, turn off the light."

Jiang Dandan turned into a light-off egg, banged it, turned off the light, and when she came back, she nestled on her aunt's neck, sticking close to her.

Tonight, no one can take it off his aunt's neck. It is warm and fragrant next to his aunt, and it is countless times more beautiful than next to his uncle.

The door is closed.

He Yan was locked out of the door, staring at the door and not leaving.

The door was opened again.

Before Agares could come out, the lights inside were turned off.
To be continued...