Chapter 3 Bandit Cant
When the girl saw that I was silent, she snorted wildly again.
When Mr. Liu saw his daughter like this, he immediately collapsed and started to hug her while crying. I kicked him to keep him quiet.
Then, I pretended to be calm and said, "I'm a fool." (surname Wu)
The girl glared at me and then regained her composure: "When the wheat is ripe, the eagle catches the grandson, or the old horse catches the horse?" (The road is familiar, is it a member of the government or a bandit?)
I didn't expect him to ask this question, so I was caught off guard. I paused and said, "Dig Bacha." (A fortune teller who is not interested in money.)
At this time, beads of sweat also appeared on my forehead. I only know a little bit of bandit slang, and if I continue talking, I will definitely show my cowardice.
So I turned my back on the guest: "What Man?" (What's your last name?)
"Away from the crookedness."
I cupped my fists and cupped my hands and said, "It turns out you belong to Mr. Xie. I'm disrespectful. How can you leave? I'll see you off."
"The sharp fruit blooms in Guanyin Field, and children who are about to die must be careful when eating."
My head was blown. I knew the meaning of these words individually, but when combined together, I could only make a rough guess based on the context. Jianguo means a young and beautiful woman, Kaibao means a literal meaning, and Guanyinchang means a woman.
The meaning of the bet is that the child on the day of death will be a woman for life, eating food will represent bandits, and the bottom will be the wife.
What is this? It’s a bet and it belongs to my wife.
Want to bet with me?
No, what he wanted to express was that he had slept with this girl and he wanted to take her away.
Damn it.
In this day and age, who is talking about bandits with you?
I punched the bedside table with a heavy fist. I was about to have an attack, but I felt something was wrong. Now that I have no magic weapon and no immortal family, it may not work if I fight head-on.
So, I whispered: "Poisonous weed." (An unloyal person.)
I originally wanted the bandit to talk about moral principles, but it would only anger him and make him feel bad.
But I was still careless. The old grandson just controlled the girl's body and smiled scornfully, with a mocking tone: "I've fucked you side by side, I've fucked him in Hezi, let alone a sharp penis."
This was very shameless. He said that he would kill even his own brother, let alone this child.
Damn it.
It's really shameless, I have to show you my true methods.
Thirteen Needles at the Gate of Hell.
Logically speaking, this craft is not the craft of shamans and immortals, but the real acupuncture method of traditional Chinese medicine.
I don’t know which ancestor discovered that the Thirteen Ghost Gates have miraculous effects on exorcising evil spirits. Since then, it has been widely spread among shamans, but most people who know this craft are also engraved in the ranking.
"Mr. Liu, get me a needle."
The nanny rushed to answer: "What kind of needle?"
"If you have a silver needle, use a silver needle. If you don't have a silver needle, you can use a sewing needle."
"Okay, I'll go right away."
Ghost seal, ghost palace, ghost cave, ghost fortress, ghost road, ghost market, ghost hall, ghost pillow, ghost heart, ghost leg, ghost letter, ghost camp, ghost hideout.
Inserting these thirteen acupoints in a certain order can cure hysteria and seal away inner demons and external ghosts.
I took the large sewing needle and asked sternly: "Can we leave? If we leave again, we will have no chance."
"Not leaving."
"Oh, I was afraid you would leave."
"What do you want?"
"Hey, stop talking nonsense?"
The girl's eyes were darting around, as if she was thinking of a solution.
I also secretly calculated the location of the needle. According to ancient books, the body of the needle is first injected into the ghost palace, and the next injection should be taken at the ghost palace point. The first injection should be taken at the ghost palace point, which is three points above the middle groove of the nose.
The junction of one and the lower two thirds.
But Mr. Liu said that the girl in front of me had the habit of undressing and must be a pervert. I thought about it for a moment and decided to play it big.
The first acupuncture of ghost hiding.
I looked at the enchanting nanny: "Spread her legs."
Mr. Liu was a little surprised. He opened his mouth to stop it, but then gritted his teeth and closed it.
I can't control much. This ghost is hiding in the Huiyin point, also called Yumentou, in the lower body.
There were extra finger scratches on the girl's lower body. I didn't dare to look too carefully. I just glanced at it and directly inserted the needle into the hole.
"Ouch."
The girl yelled like a boy, and she instantly sat up straight, with her legs straightened and raised, her abdomen retracted, the veins on her neck were irritated, and her face was hideous.
I shouted sharply: "Are you leaving or not?"
"Let's go, let's go."
"Where to go?"
"Thousand-layer Ridge."
"How to go?"
"The yellow-tipped cauldron went into smoke."
I chuckled: "Please."
Then, I found an incense burner and incense, lit three sticks, and bowed from all directions. Then I turned the incense head down on the girl's head three times counterclockwise, and said, "Follow me, and don't look back."
I chanted as I walked, holding the incense in my left hand and the incense burner in my right hand. I walked straight to the gate. Thousand Layers Ridge was the threshold. I placed the incense burner on the threshold and inserted the incense in.
Suddenly, three sticks of yellow incense burned at an extremely strange speed. It looked like someone was smoking heavily, and little sparks popped out of the incense head.
Mr. Liu was frightened and walked over tremblingly: "Wu, Master Wu, is this over?"
I pulled him: "Don't block the wind, let the yellow smoke drift outside."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a click from the direction of the kitchen.
Mr. Liu and the nanny were so frightened that they hugged each other.
I also took a breath of cold air and walked to the kitchen looking for the sound.
In the kitchen, three floor tiles cracked for no reason, and one of them was torn apart, with pieces scattered around, as if something was about to come out of the ground.
"Mr. Liu, the bandit's bones are down there. Find someone to dig them out and bury them somewhere with better feng shui."
"well."
I nodded and walked towards the girl's bedroom. At this time, she had already got under the quilt, her body was shaking, and her eyes were looking at me in horror.
Mr. Liu also walked in, and the girl cried: "Dad, I'm scared."
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, dad is here."
As Mr. Liu spoke, he rushed to the bed, picked up his daughter, and kept holding the girl's hair with his face.
I sighed: "Mr. Liu, the matter is over. Life is about to be restored. After summer, I will be fine. I'm leaving."
"Hey, hey, hey, wait, I haven't eaten yet."
He was so excited that he couldn't even speak complete sentences.
I smiled and said, "Just find me a piece of linen cloth the size of your palm."
"No, I have money."
I stopped smiling and started to speak carefully: "I just want linen."
This linen cloth will be my future shroud.
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I left with Mr. Liu thanking me profusely and kneeling down to say goodbye.
In such a huge city, I was wandering around like a duckweed, with no home and nowhere to go.
When I was sixteen years old, my master forced me to leave the mountain village and travel to the big cities. But as soon as I arrived, I met Mr. Liu at the first stop, and I worked in a brothel for two more years. Now I am even more incompatible with everything around me.
I tried to go to the business office to get my old phone card back.
Chapter completed!