Chapter 2: Wild Monkey Cherry Becomes a Disciple

Speaking of Xue Yong and Shen Di, they fought for more than forty times, and Xue Yong was defeated. As soon as the two stopped their hands, a thin black figure suddenly ran towards Xue Yong. She was a little woman, dressed in ragged clothes. She fell to the ground and kowtowed: "Meet the master and ask him to teach you the magic stick technique."

Xue Yong put away the stick and took a closer look. It turned out to be Yingying. Xue Yong said funnyly: "What kind of magic stick method! I practice boxing, sticks, and knives are all inherited from my family. It's not some fairy stick method." Yingying said: "Dare you follow me?" What the Third Young Master fights with is the Immortal Stick Technique." Shen Di scolded: "You are a girl, you are not practicing female sex at home, but you come here and talk about what kind of fairy stick technique you want to practice!" Cherry argued: " Aren't you calling me a wild monkey? Since I'm a monkey, I can't practice any kind of female beauty. I just want to practice sticks!" Shen Di said: "In the past, the old martial arts master taught sticks, but you didn't come. Now I have to practice some magic stick skills." Cherry curled her lips, He said disdainfully: "The old martial artist wields the stick slowly and softly. How dare he fight with the third young master?" Shen Di laughed and scolded: "What nonsense are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense! The old martial artist passed away when I used the cross. Why? Fight with him?" Yingtao remained silent, just lying on the ground and begging Xue Yong to teach him the stick technique.

Xue Yong stepped forward and helped the cherry, but he couldn't help it up after several times. He had no choice but to accept this apprentice. But it was practical. Cherry practiced with Xue Yong, and more than a dozen dealers came to practice martial arts, and the martial arts field became lively again.

It is said that Song Jiang defeated Fangla and the army was reorganized. When he returned to Hangzhou, Lu Zhishen passed away and passed away in Liuhe Temple. Wu Song broke an arm and was a disabled person. He did not want to enter the court, so he stayed in Liuhe Temple and became a monk. Lin Chong, Yang Xiong, Shi Qian Because of his illness, he stayed in Liuhe Temple and taught Wu Song how to see.

Before Song Jiang set out on his journey, Yang Xiong died of back sores, so he performed rituals in the temple and was taken to the cemetery in the west of the city for burial. Shi Qian died of intestinal tract infection, leaving only Lin Chongfeng paralyzed in bed. In the middle of the night that day, Shi Qian died. Shi Qian kept rolling and groaning, and suddenly he screamed loudly, died, and passed away. At dawn, Song Jiang came to see Shi Qian and saw that Shi Qian was dead. He ordered a ritual to be performed in Liuhe Temple to help him save his soul. His dead ghost was fooled and rose to the sky. At almost noon, Song Jiang asked people to go outside the temple, find two farmers, drive an ox cart, load the coffin, tombstone, and put a white flag. He ordered the farmers to take him to the tomb in the west of the city. They dug a pit next to Yang Xiong's grave and buried Shi Qian. Song Jiang and Lu Junyi immediately led the army to leave Hangzhou and watched the capital army advance.

Not to mention Song Jiang, but the two farmers, driving the bullock cart, came to a street and alley on the edge of the city. After passing through this street and alley, they left the city and found the cemetery in the west of the city. The two farmers drove the bullock cart. Suddenly, I heard a strange noise and a faint groan. After searching for a few times and looking around, I realized that the sound seemed to be coming from the coffin. A farmer said, "That's weird. Could it be that the dead are coming back to life?" : Talking about ghosts will attract ghosts, talking about thieves will attract thieves. Another farmer opened the coffin lid and saw Shi Qian rolling and moaning in the coffin. The two farmers were so frightened that they were out of their bodies and shouted "Hey", and Fei Ye It seemed that he had disappeared without a trace.

There were bold people in the streets and alleys, and they gradually gathered around, chattering and admiring each other. Among the crowd was an idle man named Hou Si, who was used to making fun of others. As soon as Hou Si raised his eyes and saw a woman, he shouted He shouted: "Widow He, come and see, there is a good man here." After hearing this, everyone laughed. Only a woman in her thirties, about thirty years old, picked up a burden and came over to take a look. The woman She was called He Liuqing. It was originally the outer room of Master Zhang of the government office. She bought a room in this street to support her. The neighbors called her Master Zhang's family. Seven or eight years ago, Master Zhang died, and everyone gradually changed their minds. What kind of widow do you call her? After Master Zhang died, she had no one to rely on, so she found a job in a medicine shop in the streets and worked as a helper, boiling and delivering medicines for people all day long. She boiled the medicine this morning and picked a The burdens were distributed to each house, and the empty medicine cans were taken back.

Widow He said: "Bah, you are asking for your own death. How dare you lie to me? Let me see if I don't tear your mouth apart! How can a good man come from this dark coffin?" Hou Si said: "Who dares to lie to you? You are a fearless shrew, but men are afraid of you. Look inside the coffin, it's not a man!" Widow He came closer and looked into the coffin, and there was indeed a man with thick eyebrows and bright eyes inside. Widow He wondered: "Is this man dead or alive? How did he end up in the coffin?" Hou Si said: "He was dead before and was put into the coffin. He had to be pulled out and buried in the cemetery outside the city. I never thought , when he was pulled here, he somehow came back to life." Widow He said: "I don't know if I really came back to life, or if I came back to life, lived for a while and died again." Hou Si smiled and said, "There is something in your medicine jar. Why don't you just force him to eat medicine randomly? Maybe he can really come back to life." Widow He scolded: "What are you talking about? As the saying goes, you can't talk nonsense and you can't take medicine randomly!" Hou Si said: "You can just force him to drink medicine randomly. "Eat, if he is dead, his life should be cut off, so he should be taken out of the city and buried. If he is alive, his life should not be cut off. Just take him home and sleep together at night. Wouldn't it be happy?" Widow He scolded. He said: "I'll sleep with you. I'll take you to your house and sleep with your wife!" Seeing Widow He saying this, everyone burst into laughter.

Some of the dozen empty medicine jars had medicinal soup left in them. Widow He randomly collected them into a medicine jar, but there was still a jar full. Widow He said in her mouth: "God bless you, teach me to save this man!" "The medicinal soup was poured into Shi Qian's mouth. After taking the medicine, Shi Qian's stomach swelled up, making a gurgling sound, and he moaned more and more. After a while, a big fart popped out of Shi Qian's butt hole. The earth-shattering, sky-shattering sound. The cow was frightened and ran wildly pulling the cart. It was exactly the same: when a thread fell into the eye of a needle, a pie fell from the sky. When passing in front of Widow He's house, Shi Qian happened to be knocked to the ground. The cow cart was pulling the coffin and the tombstone. He ran away wildly and disappeared instantly.

Everyone gradually caught up and gathered around. At that time, Qian was knocked to the ground, screamed "Hey!" in pain, and made a big splash of feces and urine. Everyone covered their mouths and retreated to avoid. Widow He also caught up, Hou Si came to tease her again and shouted loudly: "Isn't this fate? You see, he didn't fall anywhere else, but he fell in front of your house. Why don't you help him back to your house and sleep together at night!" Everyone laughed again.

Widow He first put the load of medicine jars by the door of her house. When she saw Shi Qian collapsed in a large pool of feces and urine, she cursed: "You're such a dirty guy, you're lying in the filth and you don't know how to get up!" " He stretched out his hand and pulled Shi Qian up. Shi Qian was unsteady and leaned on Widow He, grabbed her shoulders, staggered into the house and slumped down on a chair. Widow He closed the door and locked it. Shuan, there was a burst of laughter outside. Widow He stripped Shi Qian naked, brought a large bucket of clean water, and scrubbed his body. She went upstairs and found some old clothes of Master Zhang and wore them. He took Shi Qian's dirty clothes and washed them in the back to dry them. He also brought a bucket of water and scrubbed the tables, chairs and the floor.

Looking back, Widow He asked: "Master, I have closed the door, there are only you and me here. Tell the truth, who are you?" Shi Qian said: "Sister-in-law, to be honest, I am Song Jiangjun. The partial general was originally the leader of Liangshan Bo. He was known as the flea on the drum, Shi Qian, and the thief star on the top..." Widow He interrupted: "It seems that you are not a good person, but you are called the thief star. It turns out that you were born a thief. It doesn't matter, I am a widow and you are a thief. The bastard looks at mung beans, half a catty to eight taels, it is a good match. I am not a sister-in-law, just call me Widow He. I used to be the aunt of Master Zhang of the government office, then The old man has been dead for seven or eight years. I am used to hearing the neighbors calling me "widow". But I am not used to you calling me "sister-in-law". Without further ado, let me ask you, how are you lying in the coffin? "Shi Qian said: "I followed my brother Gongming of Song Dynasty to conquer Fangla, and returned to the court after winning the battle. However, I contracted intestinal typhus in Hangzhou and died. Thanks to my sister-in-law's generous rescue, I was able to come back alive. Xiao Ke would like to express my gratitude here. Widow He said: "Thank you, you are lucky after all. I poured some medicine randomly, and you can live on your own. You go to the side room to rest first, and I will go to the medicine shop to find a real doctor to come and have a look with you." , Fu Shi moved into a side room to sleep, pulled a quilt to cover him. Then he went out, picked up a load of medicine jars, and went to the medicine shop.

The medicine shop is not far away, just diagonally opposite the door, just a few steps away. Widow He went to the back of the medicine shop first, cleaned the medicine jars and dried them. Then she walked back to the medicine shop in front and came to talk to the old doctor. The two of them were whispering to each other.

The doctor said in his mouth: "Wrap it on me, at least your wish will be fulfilled." Widow He secretly said: "God bless me, make my wishes come true!" The old doctor followed Widow He to her home. Entering the door is the main room.

Next to it is the side room. The old doctor walked into the side room and saw Shi Qian lying on the bed. When he came up to look at it, he was shocked and said, "This man is so evil!" He took his pulse and looked at the tongue coating and said, "I need to bleed.

To vent the evil spirit." Then he went to Shi Qian's wrist, made a cut, and poured out a bowl of black blood. The old man still shook his head, frowning and said: "Only when there is a relationship between a man and a woman can the evil spirit be vented. What a widow, just

You can help this man!"

After the old man left, Widow He locked the door, stripped herself naked, climbed onto the bed, and got under the quilt. Shi Qian heard the old man saying that there must be a relationship between men and women, and asked her to help, but he didn't know how she could help.

?I saw her slipping into bed naked. Shi Qian was completely exhausted and had no choice but to let her do what she wanted. This was exactly what Widow He had designed to do, and she was driven out of control by the drums; she walked like a flying fairy all her life, but unexpectedly suffered a tragic death.

The shrew's hand. After everything was done, Widow He said: "Now you are my master. My master, let me ask you, where are you from and where is your family now?" Shi Qian gasped.

"I am from Gaotangzhou, and I am not married yet." Upon hearing this, Widow He climbed out of bed, put on her robe, went out, bought incense, candles, and candies. When night fell, she called five or six people.

The neighbors lit incense and candles, distributed candies, and came out of the side house. Shi Qian pressed his head, and they worshiped together, and poured Hexin wine into his mouth. All the neighbors laughed.

After the neighbors left, He Liuqing took Shi Qian upstairs and slept together in the main room. The next day, Shi Qian lay on the bed and thought about it. The matter seemed to be wrong, and nothing was right. On the third day,

He struggled to the ground, changed his clothes, and slipped out of the door. The medicine store was diagonally opposite. He Liuqing saw it clearly, and he seemed to be running towards him, blocking him back. He Liuqing scolded: "You slept with me, you fell asleep."

Just want to run away? No way!" He Liuqing went out every day and locked the door outside. He Liuqing took back the medicinal soup every day and gave it to Shi Qian. On the tenth day, Shi Qian stopped taking the soup and medicine, and his health became much better.

He changed his robe, tied a rope, and slipped down from the window upstairs, only to see a black shadow in front of him. When he looked up, he saw He Liuqing blocking him. He Liuqing cursed: "You have slept enough, I am still here."

I haven't slept enough for you. At least you can leave some space for me!" Ten days later, He Liuqing no longer locked the door and said to Shi Qian: "You can leave if you want. I can't stop you. I'll sleep with you for two seconds.

Ten days, at least your seed is left on my body!" Shi Qian said in a panic: "I'm just going out for a walk." He Liuqing said: "Whatever you want."

Shi Qian went out for a walk every day and bought some cooked meat, fruits and vegetables, and the two of them ate together in the evening. He Liuqing didn't care at first, but suddenly one day he suddenly remembered where he got the money! He cursed: "You

You are a dirty thief, how can you never die and always do those dirty things! Now, I have your seed in my body, and I will give birth to your son one day. You are not afraid of me, I am afraid that my son will be pointed out by others.

"Poke, eat stolen food, how do you want my son to behave? Why don't you become a decent businessman and stop stealing chickens and dogs!" Shi Qian was speechless for a moment and did not dare to say anything. Day 30

, at five o'clock, seeing He Liuqing sleeping soundly, Shi Qian stood up quietly, took off Master Zhang's old robe, put on his own robe, and slipped out of the door. He meandered to the city wall, waited at the corner of the wall until dawn, and opened the city gate.

After leaving the city of Hangzhou, Shi Qian let out a long breath, felt relaxed, and said happily: "I'm finally free of that verbose shrew."

The sky was already bright, and only twos and threes of passers-by were seen, looking at Shi Qian from behind, covering their mouths and laughing. Shi Qian didn't know what was going on, so he ignored it, and just took out a few coins from a passerby. Ever since He Liuqing scolded him, he So I stopped buying cooked meat, fruits and vegetables, and ate some vegetarian meals every day, with a bird in my mouth. Looking along the way, I saw a hotel on the official road. But I saw: a pole was picked out in front of the door, and a wine bottle was hanging on it. The sound was floating in the air. Shi Qian went into the hotel and sat down at a table. He ordered a plate of beef, a plate of fruits and vegetables, and a pot of old wine, and ate there by himself. While he was eating happily, he saw several bartenders whispering to each other. Looking behind him from a distance, he chuckled. Shi Qian said, "But he's making trouble again. Bartender, come here, and let me ask you, why are you laughing at me?" The bartender came over, covered his mouth, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty. , look at what words are written on your back." Shi Qian took off his robe, and saw twelve red letters embroidered on the back of the robe: "Liangshan Shi Qian, abandoned his wife and children, and was ungrateful." Shi Qian was startled, and his whole body was covered in red letters. Breaking out in a cold sweat, he cursed secretly: "That shrew, I don't know when she found someone to embroider calligraphy and soiled my collar robe!" I quickly wrapped up the robe, grabbed it in my hand, and walked out of the hotel in disgrace. I heard several bartenders laughing behind me.

When he returned home, He Liuqing sarcastically said: "Why are you back?" Shi Qian said: "Why don't I come back? How can you tell me where to go?" He Liuqing sneered and said: "You can go wherever you want, follow your heart. Come on. Who cares about you, a thief, a bad guy who doesn't know how to raise a child?" Shi Qian said with a smile, "I've surrendered to you, and I won't leave." He Liuqing was inspired by an immortal and saved Shi Qian. It should be noted that He Liuqing wanted to Stay, but when the time comes, you have to run away, how can you escape!

The next day, He Liuqing went to the tailor shop to get two new soap-coloured robes, and asked Shi Qian to change them. He Liuqing said, "I know you don't like to wear the old man's old robes." He went to the open space behind the house and burned Master Zhang's old robes. When He Liuqing went out, Shi Qian took his old robe with red letters embroidered on it and took it to the back of the house to burn it. From then on, Shi Qian stayed in Hangzhou.

About half a year later, Shi Qian suddenly remembered Lin Chong and Wu Song in Liuhe Temple. I wonder what happened to them? He went to Liuhe Temple. He Liuqing followed him and asked Shi Qian to burn incense and ask Bodhisattva to bless her unborn child for safety. He Liuqing was a Taoist disciple and did not worship Bodhisattvas. When time moved, He Liuqing came to the Qiantang River outside the city. He saw beautiful mountains and rivers, extraordinary scenery, fresh wind, and blue water and sky. In the Liuhe Temple, in the front is the Main Hall, behind it is the Main Hall. There are various palaces and monks' rooms. There is also a seven-story pagoda, which is octagonal and graceful. There are a total of 104 iron bells hung on the eaves and corners of each floor outside the tower, which jingle when the wind blows. The outer wall of the tower In the corridor, there are niches and Xumizuo. The Xumizuo is carved with various flowers, birds, animals, flying immortals, Kalingpinga and musicians. The flowers include pomegranate, lotus, treasure, peony, hibiscus, cockscomb, hydrangea, rose, camellia, Magnolia; birds include phoenix, peacock, parrot, mountain magpie, and crane; animals include lions, unicorns, swans, hyenas, and rhinoceroses. There are also exquisite patterns of pattern, cloud pattern, wishful thinking, and group flowers. On the third floor, there is " The Vajra Prajnaparamita Sutra is carved into stone and embedded in the wall.

When Shi Qian came into the temple, a monk saw him and asked in surprise: "Is the donor not Shi Qian?" Shi Qian said: "He is right below." The monk flew away to report to the elder, and Shi Qian followed him inside and was welcoming the elder. When he came out, the elder inquired and said, "It's hard work for the donor to come from afar." Shi Qian smiled and said, "I live in Hangzhou now, and I just came to the temple to lift my feet. It's not hard work." The elder responded, "What adventure did the donor have? I'm so lucky to be alive again!" Shi Qian said: "I came back to life on the road to Huangquan. I must have been destined to die. The Lord of Hell won't accept me. I came to see Lin Chong and Wu Song. How are you two brothers?" The elder said: "Zhongwu Lang Lin Chong He died and was buried in the cemetery in the west of the city. The temple built the Yiliezhao and Zen Master pagoda in memory of Lu Zhishen, which has not yet been completed. Wu Song, the founder of Zhongzhong in the Qing Dynasty, is sitting in meditation, so it is not convenient to see guests. The donor can do it on his own." Shi Qian said: "Zhongwu Lang? The imperial court Has the reward been given?" The elder said: "Yes, the reward from the imperial court has been given."

He Liuqing, who was standing by, heard that Lin Chong had been granted the title of Zhongwu Lang, and asked anxiously: "Has the imperial court granted the award? Can my family be granted the award?" The elder said: "The benefactor at that time was a general who died of illness in battle, and he was granted the title of Righteous and Jie Lang. Today But he is still alive, so he can be conferred the title of Wu Yilang instead. This is a common thing, just ask the government office in Hangzhou and you will know." He Liuqing refused and asked, "Is it just a false title and no real duties?" He Liuqing just wanted to find a job in Shiqian and work with peace of mind. The elder said: "I heard that the deceased can be given a practical position. What kind of position can be given? The female donor should ask the Hangzhou government office." Widow He was overjoyed and said to herself: "With the blessing of the gods, teach the men in my family to be given a practical position."

Shi Qian burned incense, worshiped the Bodhisattva, and went to the pagoda forest to worship Lu Zhishen. The two walked out of Liuhe Temple and walked along the Qiantang River for a mile. They saw a temple under construction in the distance and walked there. Take a look. I saw three words "Jinhua Temple" written on the main door. Shi Qian asked: "Wuna is building a Taoist temple?" When the craftsman asked, he raised his head and replied: "My lord, that's exactly what you are building. Taoist temple." Shi Qian said: "What kind of immortal is enshrined on the case?" The craftsman said: "It is dedicated to General Zhang Shun who was given the golden flower by the emperor." Shi Qian was surprised and said: "It turns out it is dedicated to brother Zhang Shun." Entering the temple, entering. When I came to the main hall, I saw several craftsmen sculpting a golden statue of Zhang Shun. Shi Qian fell to the ground and worshiped the golden statue. Widow He also knelt down and worshiped. After leaving the temple, Widow He said: "Do you believe in Taoism or Buddhism? How do you see the statue?" Just worship!" Shi Qian said: "It doesn't matter if it's an immortal or a Buddha, I just worship."

The next day, Shi Qian wanted to pay homage to Yang Xiong and others in the cemetery in the west of the city. He counted with his fingers and found that there were as many as eighteen brothers who died or passed away in Hangzhou, namely Lin Chong, Lu Zhishen, Xu Ning, and Suo Chao. , Liu Tang, Mu Hong, Zhang Heng, Zhang Shun, Yang Xiong, Hao Siwen, Deng Fei, Bao Xu, Kong Ming, Hou Jian, Zhu Gui, Zhu Fu, Bai Sheng, Duan Jingzhu. Lu Zhishen has a pagoda in Liuhe Temple , Zhang Shun was worshiped in Jinhua Temple, and there was no shortage of incense. In addition, sixteen people were buried in the cemetery in the west of the city. Shi Qian prepared sixteen cooked chickens, sixteen plates of fruits and vegetables, and sixteen bottles of wine. The three porters went to the cemetery. Looking at the densely packed tombstones, Shi Qian said to himself: "I'm ashamed. If He Liuqing didn't save me, I would have been buried here." After careful inspection, he found that Mu Hong's grave was as empty as However, the tombstone was still standing there, but the grave was flat. Shi Qian worshiped one by one, and finally came to the grave of brother Yang Xiong and cried loudly, and even brother Shi Xiu cried together.
Chapter completed!