Chapter 66: Fudge, then Fudge
Chapter 66: Deception, then deception
Author: The cat who doesn’t drink water
Chapter 66: Deception, then deception
Li Shangjin couldn't help but shudder when he looked at his father.
"Why don't you do it? Father wants to teach you a lesson, come here."
Li Zhi was still smiling, but Li Shangjin's calves felt weak and he almost fell to his knees.
"I asked you to come over."
"Father, my sons and ministers are afraid."
Li Zhi growled, even if Li Shangjin didn't want to go there anymore, he didn't dare to disobey the holy will, so he could only move closer to the other party.
Li Zhi rolled up his sleeves, pressed Li Shangjin on the table with one hand, grabbed the scroll with the other hand, and smashed it down.
Li Shangjin is not liked by Li Zhi, but there is an advantage, that is, his father usually doesn't care about him, and he has never been beaten since he was a child.
This is the hell difficulty. It really makes Li Shangjin feel so happy to the extreme that his soul has been sublimated.
"Father, why did you hit me? What did I do wrong?"
Although he was beaten, Li Shangjin still wanted to ask why. Why?
"What's wrong? The emperor breaks the law and the common people are equally guilty. You can take things by force at a young age. If I don't beat you now, when you grow up, won't you be rebelling against the emperor?"
While Li Zhi was talking, the scroll hit Li Shangjin's buttocks again.
"Father, I don't dare anymore. Stop fighting. I don't dare anymore."
Li Shangjin is really convinced now. He just said he wanted to avenge himself, but now he is spanking himself. He will really thank him.
"You don't dare anymore? I think you just don't dare to say it, but you dare to do it in your heart."
Li Zhi continued to beat him, which made Li Shangjin's mouth twitch in pain.
"Stop talking, little bastard, you're not convinced now?"
Li Zhi pulled away again.
"Father, I don't want to do this anymore."
Li Shangjin couldn't hold it in any longer. It wouldn't work either this way or that way. It's okay for me and me to just cry.
"Crying? Hold back your tears for me."
Li Shangjin was dumbfounded. He had to hold it back, or else, father, you would perform a show.
I can't do it.
After more than ten strokes in succession, Li Shangjin felt that his butt had turned into eight petals, and Li Zhi stopped.
Looking at Li Shangjin who was crying in the storm, Li Zhi said to him coldly: "Go back to your Prince Qi's Mansion and send me your housekeeper to the border. If I know that you still dare to do whatever you want, especially to cause trouble in Lan Kwai Fong.
, just wait and go herd sheep to Datang."
"My son, I know."
Li Shangjin covered his buttocks, saluted to Li Zhi fearfully, and then limped out of the imperial study.
Seeing Li Shangjin with runny nose and tears in his eyes, the guard was dumbfounded and hurriedly came over.
"Your Majesty, what's going on?"
Li Shangjin glanced at the guard and kicked him directly on the butt: "If you don't back up this king, it will hurt me to death."
"Oh oh oh."
The guard quickly knelt down and carried Li Shangjin on his back.
"Your Majesty, where are we going? Are we leaving the palace?"
"Leave the palace? Go to the palace."
Li Shangjin touched his buttocks that were about to burst open, with a somewhat aggrieved look in his eyes.
I am a bastard and I cannot be favored, but this beating cannot be in vain.
I see you are reluctant to beat the prince.
Chang Sun Yan, you are not afraid of heaven and earth, right? Then I will find someone you are afraid of, and I will definitely mess up your Lan Kwai Fong.
"Prince's uterus?"
The guard was stunned. He didn't know what Li Shangjin was going to do when he went to the palace.
"What nonsense."
"Oh oh oh."
The guards carried Li Shangjin through the palace and stopped outside the crown prince's womb.
"For what?"
The imperial guards at the palace gate couldn't help but be stunned when they saw Li Shangjin's combination.
"I am Qi Wang Li Shangjin. I have come to see my imperial brother. Please report to me as soon as possible."
Li Shangjin jumped down from the guard and announced his identity.
"Your Majesty? Please wait a moment. I'll report it right away."
Upon hearing Li Shangjin's identity, the Imperial Guards did not dare to neglect and immediately went in to report.
Li Hong was writing when he heard Li Shangjin's arrival and couldn't help but be startled.
"Why did third brother come to see me? No."
After thinking for a moment, Li Hong shook his head. He still had a lot of homework to finish, so how could he have time to talk to his third brother?
"Your Highness, after all, His Highness King Qi and you are brothers. They have already arrived at the door and disappeared. Isn't it a bit..."
What happened? The eunuch quickly knelt down in front of Li Hong. This is not a slave, he is a prince, and he is your brother.
It would be somewhat undesirable if this was missing and reached the emperor's ears.
"Then let His Highness King Qi come over."
Li Hong curled his lips, he just wanted to do his homework well, why is it so difficult.
Li Shangjin entered the room with his hips squirming, and when he saw Li Hong writing, he was also startled in his eyes.
You are still really hardworking. You have finished school and you are still writing hard.
Li Hong looked at the limping Li Shangjin and asked in a cowardly voice: "Brother Three Emperors, what's wrong with you? Are you being beaten by your father for this?"
"Those are all trivial matters. Fifth Brother, Third Brother has something good to tell you."
Li Shangjin came close to Li Hong, his eyes full of teasing.
"What a good thing?"
Li Hong was only six years old after all. When Li Shangjin said it was a good thing, he immediately lost his mind to do his homework.
Li Hong became interested, and Li Shangjin directly leaned into his ear and whispered: "Perfume, Emperor, do you know what it is?"
"Of course I know."
When Li Hong mentioned perfume, he immediately thought of the evil thief Chang Sun Yan.
If he hadn't used some perfume to bewitch himself, would he have been beaten by the mixed doubles of Li Zhi and Wu Zetian in the Royal Garden?
My butt still hurts.
"You know?"
Li Shangjin was stunned. He had just heard of this stuff. How could you, Li Hong, know about it at such a young age?
It's really weird.
"Then do you know whose property this perfume belongs to?"
"It's not the property of that evil thief Chang Sun Yan."
How could Li Hong not know? He was very familiar with it.
There is no chance, otherwise he would naturally want to take advantage of the evil thief.
"You also know this?"
Li Shangjin was a little suspicious. How could this child know everything? Could it be that he was really ignorant?
But it will be easier if you know it, and you don't have to talk about it.
"I heard that the emperor and the empress like perfume very much. If we can take Lan Kwai Fong away from Chang Sun Yan and present it to the emperor and the empress, they will definitely be very happy."
Li Hong tilted his head, glanced at Li Shangjin, and replied in a coquettish voice again: "Brother Three Emperors, is this called plundering by clever means? The book says that plundering by clever means is wrong."
"Besides, if my father and mother find out, they will be beaten."
Li Hong's words stunned Li Shangjin. This child is not easy to fool.
How could he trick him into taking action against Lan Kwai Fong if he even knew how to take advantage of her?
"The book also said that the whole world is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's ministers.
This world belongs to my father now, and will belong to you, my dear brother, in the future. There is no need to take advantage of it. My dear brother, you are too narrow-minded."
Li Shangjin saw that Li Hong was a little confused and continued: "Besides, you are not taking Lan Kwai Fong for yourself, but to dedicate it to your father and mother. Besides, Changsun Yan is really hateful, so we just take the opportunity to repair it."
Li Hong's eyes flashed as he listened to Li Shangjin's words. What he said were all words in the book, that's right.
The entire Tang Dynasty belongs to the Li family, so Lan Kwai Fong is nothing. The most important thing is that it can teach Changsun Yan a lesson.
"Do your father and mother really not blame you?"
Although Li Hong believed that what Li Shangjin said was right, he had already been beaten twice because of Chang Sun Yan, and he didn't want to do it a third time.
Li Shangjin quickly patted his chest and promised that there would be no problem. If there is a problem, the third brother will take care of it for you.
Li Hong looked at the third brother who had not been masked for a long time, and asked with some doubts: "Third brother, why don't you seize Lan Kwai Fong and dedicate it to your father and the queen?"
Although he is young, it does not mean that he is stupid.
"???"
Why is this emperor's brother so smart all of a sudden?
"Hey, my dear brother, you also know how my father and mother treat me. What if I offer Lan Kwai Fong as a gift? Third brother doesn't care, so I want to give you this opportunity."
Li Hong nodded and said: "That's it."
"Then what should I do? This Changsun Yan is a vicious thief who fears no heaven or earth. Even if I use the banner of the prince, he probably won't give in."
"This is not easy. You send a eunuch to get some money and be arrogant. They are afraid of the power of your prince, so they will naturally hand over Lan Kwai Fong.
If you don't agree, because of Changsun Yan's temper he has to beat people up, then you can go to the Queen and file a complaint, saying that Changsun Yan beat the people in the East Palace and punish him for the crime of disrespect."
After all, Li Shangjin is a son of the royal family, and his father has always been outstanding.
He used the identity of the prince to the point of pure passion, and it can be said that he was not inferior to the second generation ancestor Changsun Yan at all.
"Okay, let's do it like this. When the time comes, let the Queen Mother spank that evil thief Chang Sun Yan's ass."
Chapter completed!