"Sir, we are a noble community here, with good winds and water, and an underground CBD garden in the back."

"House prices across the country are rising now. As long as you buy here, there is absolutely room for appreciation. The price will double within two years!"

"Please take a look here. It faces south and has lighting on three sides. It has two bathrooms and a large living room. It is now available for only 30,000 yuan. It guarantees that you will live in peace and peace of mind."

...

"roll!!!"

Linhai City, outside a small shop of less than 100 square meters.

Lin Rou was selling something to a middle-aged man in front of her.

After her enthusiastic introduction, the man only replied with the word "Go" and then left without looking back.

Lin Rou didn't say anything. After sighing, she returned to the store.

The store has been out of business for more than half a month.

If this continues, I'm afraid I won't even be able to pay the rent this month.

People were coming and going on the street, but I couldn't find any suitable customers.

Lin Rou rubbed her sore shoulders, sat on the sofa and began to think about life.

For more than half a month, almost every time she saw a passerby who looked like a customer, she would go up to sell her business.

However, I didn't get any business, and I was often criticized.

Being sprayed is normal.

No way, who makes her job in this line of work special?

Yes.

Her job is very special.

Half a year ago, Lin Rou traveled to this parallel world and inherited this funeral parlor.

Some are called funeral homes, some are called funeral homes, and some are called white-collar shops.

The names are different, but the nature is the same, specifically serving the dead.

The work is also very simple.

From selling urns and other funeral supplies to choosing a Feng Shui location for burial, we offer one-stop services that cover everything related to the funeral industry.

As long as you pay enough, you can guarantee that you will walk in style at the funeral.

This funeral parlor has been passed down for three generations, starting from her grandparents.

In this generation, Lin Rou was the only daughter left, and the funeral parlor was naturally entrusted to her hands.

Unfortunately, the funeral industry is highly competitive and has many limitations. In addition, the business has been sluggish in recent years.

Since a year ago, the funeral parlor has been unable to make ends meet, sometimes even unable to pay utility bills.

In order to attract more customers, Lin Rou would sell to others on the roadside like she did just now.

As for the "treasure land" she just promoted, it faces south and has light from three sides, and its feng shui is extremely good. If it weren't for lack of money, how could Lin Rou sell it at a low price of 30,000 yuan?

It's a pity that the middle-aged man didn't know the goods. Instead of handling the business, he cursed and turned around and left.

This made Lin Rou very disappointed.

If we don’t receive some business, I’m afraid we’ll really have to suffer from the northwest wind next month.

Thinking of this, she opened the short video software on her mobile phone to see if she could contact some business online.

In order to expand the popularity of the store.

Lin Rou registered an account on a short video platform and posted advertisements every day, hoping to gain popularity.

After opening the software, she originally thought about posting some advertisements to see if any customers needed it.

As soon as it was opened, all kinds of long white legs appeared on the screen.

Appreciating beautiful women is never limited by gender.

This is not the case.

Lin Rou was immersed in the videos of various beauties on the spot and had long forgotten about advertising.

Happy time always passes quickly.

Before I knew it, more than half an hour had passed.

She moved her finger upwards out of habit, wanting to see the next video.

But what caught his eye was not the long legs of a beautiful woman, but a spirited young man with the ID name "Brother Yu from Society"!

In the video.

"Society Your Brother Yu" wears a red tights with Wangzi's face on it, dyes his hair in colorful colors, and has a big arm tattoo on his hand.

He first waved his hand on the roadside.

After shaking my hand, I got on a very cool motorcycle with all kinds of lights flashing, tightened the accelerator and started racing on the road.

Lin Rou had heard of this kind of motorcycle.

Commonly known as will-o'-the-wisp, it is the favorite of many spirited young men, and people who ride this kind of bike are also generally called will-o'-the-wisp boys.

In the video, "Society Your Brother Yu" turned the accelerator to the maximum and was speeding like a desperate man.

During this period, he kept trying to commit suicide, such as taking selfies with his mobile phone while riding, and engaging in dangerous behaviors such as lifting the front of the car.

There is also a subtitle below.

"The handsome will-o'-the-wisp is blowing up the street. I think it's so handsome that I deduct 1!"

Seeing this, Lin Rou couldn't help but shook her head.

Driving on the wrong side of the road without a helmet and making dangerous moves all the time is simply seeking death.

I'm afraid only those young people who have not yet matured their minds will find this kind of street bombing cool, right?

Anyone with a more mature mind will not think this kind of behavior is cool, but will only think it is very shameful!

Looking at it from Lin Rou's perspective.

If she were to seek death like this, she wouldn't even take the order.

After all, if you drive at such a fast speed, if you get into a car accident,

Which funeral parlor would take on such a thankless job?

Shaking her head, she felt it was too outrageous and planned to move to the next video.

However, before she could row away, a voice suddenly sounded in her mind.

"Ding! A suitable host has been detected, and the funeral system is activated!"

After the prompt sounds.

Immediately afterwards, another string of words appeared in front of his eyes.

"Customer: Zhao Xinyu (Social Ni Yu Ge)"

"Introduction: The client will explode on the road at 12 o'clock in the morning tonight, and the accident rate is as high as 100%."

"Level: C-level customer, mortality rate is as high as 100%."

"The level is not high but the accident rate is high. The host can pay more attention and try to get the target order!"

After hearing the prompt and seeing this prompt, Lin Rou immediately reacted.

My system has awakened!

And it’s the funeral system related to her work.

When the system came up, it gave a prompt that "Brother Yu from society" will continue racing in the early hours of tonight, and the accident rate will reach 100%.

To know.

At the speed he was driving and not even wearing a helmet, he would almost certainly die if something happened.

There was no chance of rescue.

Lin Rou was speechless immediately.

She has read a lot of online novels and knows that the system is a must-have for every time traveler.

It's just that other people's systems are either some kind of divine system or some kind of rate of return system.

To take a step back, even if there is no system, you still have to be a proud prince or a wealthy lady!

But what about yourself?

Funeral system, what the hell is this thing?

Is the only function is to see when others die?

Lin Rou felt speechless for a while.

But I am speechless, the work is done, and it is useless to complain anymore when things are like this.

Now that you have such a system, you must make good use of it.

Out of professional habit, Lin Rou casually typed this line in the comment area.

"Hello sir, do you need to know about funeral services? Massive Feng Shui treasures are now at discounted prices, and you can enjoy a 50% discount if you make an appointment in advance. Buy one and get one free for funeral supplies. Buy more and get one free!"

After smoothly promoting my business.

Lin Rou seemed to have thought of something and clicked "Follow" on the other party's homepage.

According to the system, the other party will have an accident in the early hours of tonight, and if an accident occurs, there is almost no possibility of survival.
Chapter completed!