The flea says quack quack

Author: I am a paperclip

The flea says quack quack

Flea's expression became more and more crazier, shouting and twisting vigorously.

Despite this exaggerated move, the tombstone is not big to begin with, and it has been raining in the past few days, so it is relatively smooth.

Before even swaying on the tombstone, Flea's body suddenly lost its balance.

"wcnm"

Flea exclaimed and fell to the side uncontrollably.

Then he lay face down on the ground.

The next moment.

The flea felt like its clothes were pierced by something sharp.

It entered his body directly through his clothes.

In an instant, he felt a stream of heat flow out of his body.

Flea turned sideways and looked down, and found that it was the wine bottle that he had kicked over.

What entered his body was a long, sharp branch fixed by a wine bottle.

"Wardfa"

At this time, he had not felt any pain yet, so he only had time to say this.

After that, I felt an unbearable sharp pain that spread all over my body in an instant.

"Hurry, hurry, call an ambulance!"

"Stop the bleeding first, help him stop the bleeding first."

"Don't touch his body. Where is the administrator here? The administrator should have first aid supplies."

"Damn it. This guy's breathing is becoming increasingly shallow."

When they saw something unexpected happening on Flea's side, Liu Tian and others also ran directly towards this convenience.

At this moment, everyone was in a hurry and their moods were extremely complicated.

No one thought that they were just going to catch this guy and take him to the police station to torture him.

But something happened to this guy right away.

Originally, I was dancing fine below, but I had to climb up to the tombstone to dance.

Are you okay now?

"Captain. This guy's breathing has stopped. The branch was too sharp and directly grazed his heart."

"The flea died on the spot."

whispered a police officer standing next to Flea.

Others also became silent at this moment.

The evening wind blew against the trees in the pasture, making a rustling sound.

The magical thunder is still playing next to it, but I don’t know if it’s because of low battery or what.

The sound of the speakers began to become louder and quieter.

Mixed with the sound of wind, it became a very strange tune that made people feel a little hairy on the back.

After a while, a young police officer in the team whispered: "Is this guy really beaten?"

After the words fell, everyone's expressions changed, including Liu Tian's.

at the same time.

In Lin Rou's live broadcast room.

"Damn it. Brother Flea is being kicked now?!"

"My scalp is numb, Lin Rou, isn't this too exaggerated?"

"Watching this live broadcast gave me goosebumps, it's so exciting!"

"My mother got up in the middle of the night and asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast. I didn't know why but just wanted to give Lin Rou a kiss."

"Damn it, this guy who insults our ancestors should get such a result."

When Flea was involved in the incident, Super Management directly closed his live broadcast room because the footage was too bloody.

But at this moment, Lin Rou's live broadcast room exploded.

Although it was not the first time to see Lin Rouga, the millions of viewers in the live broadcast room were still shocked and horrified as always.

Especially those viewers who came from the Flea live broadcast room felt even more chilled.

"Is this Lin Rou's strength? I'm convinced."

"I wiped it, and the flea guy actually got scratched. I was so scared that I peed."

"I'm sorry, Lin Rou. It was my fault for saying you just now. Now I'm filming a video and slapping you in the mouth."

"I was wrong. I shouldn't have doubted you. Sister Lin Rou, I'm sorry."

Faced with these fan barrages that originally belonged to Flea, Lin Rou's fans also expressed disdain.

"Haha? Now you know how powerful our sister Lin Rou is, right?"

"Go away, you are not qualified to be an audience in Sister Lin Rou's live broadcast room."

"You're laughing so hard, are you panicking now? Didn't you scream very enthusiastically just now?"

"Ding! It is detected that the target that the host is paying attention to has died, and the life span calculation begins."

"ID: Flea, name: Zhang Xiaotian, instant lifespan 30, lifespan 10:1. Congratulations to the host for obtaining lifespan: 3, current lifespan 83."

It was already 11:30 in the evening, and the system's life settlement also rang at this moment.

After giving Lin Rou three years of life, she disappeared again.

Although three years of life is nothing to Lin Rou, after all, fly legs are also meat.

After gaining these three years of life, Lin Rou was still a little happy.

On a whim, Lin Rou spent one year of her life making one hundred and twenty copies of yellow paper.

"Sisters, the welfare is here. One hundred and twenty pieces of sacrificial yellow paper will be put on the small yellow car immediately. The price is still the same, 10,000 pieces, first come first served."

Lin Rou immediately informed the live broadcast room audience about the yellow paper replenishment.

A few days ago, these people went crazy for the yellow paper.

Lin Rou even heard the news that there were many people who had hoarded yellow paper, and they were doing private transactions, and a piece of yellow paper was directly sold for a high price of 50,000 yuan.

But even so, yellow paper is still in short supply.

But this time, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Lin Rou directly restricted the yellow paper in the yellow car. Each account can only buy one yellow paper.

Anyway, the restrictions have been given. If there is any hype in the future, Lin Rou will not care about it anymore.

After all, it’s only limited to one account to buy one copy. If someone is willing to open two or three accounts to buy, you can’t control it.

For a moment, after hearing Lin Rou's words, the live broadcast room was instantly flooded with barrages that filled the screen.

"Damn it. Sister Lin Rou is finally willing to hang up the yellow paper?"

"No, sister Lin Rou, can you please give me a little more? The one hundred and twenty copies are not enough to grab."

"That's right, my mobile phone's network card is really bad. If I missed the yellow paper, I would really drop the phone."

"I have a suggestion. Otherwise, just raise the price of the yellow paper, to 50,000 per copy, so that I won't have to fight so hard to grab it."

“I think this proposal is good”

Because of Lin Rou's voice, the audience in the live broadcast room became excited again.

And those new viewers who have just entered the live broadcast room are completely confused at the moment.

"What yellow paper? Ten thousand yuan a piece? When did money become so worthless?"

"Nima, these yellow papers are probably not made of gold, are they?"

"Why does it make me feel like I'm in an MLM live broadcast room? There are so many people rushing to get a piece of yellow paper for 10,000 yuan?"

"No one will really buy it, right? It's such an expensive piece of chopped leek!"

"I feel like these barrages are just trolls. Who in the right mind would spend so much money on these things?"
Chapter completed!