Chapter 2 I Can't Stay With This Stupid Coward
Chaos is first divided, and heaven and earth are opened.
The clear air rises and spreads the stars in the sky; the turbid air sinks and condenses into the thick earth and darkness.
If there is still unclear turbidity, it is called Hunyuan Qi.
Yu Yuan is a piece of Hunyuan Qi floating in the East China Sea. Fortunately, he received the blessings of heaven and earth, and developed spiritual wisdom. He then transformed into a human form. He became a disciple of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit and cultivated the Great Pure Path for more than a thousand years.
After Yu Yuan reported his family status, Wen Zhong found that everything the other party said corresponded to what his master said.
In other words, the other party is indeed his senior brother!
After letting go of his vigilance, he couldn't help but feel a little curious.
"Senior brother has extraordinary abilities and has been practicing hard for thousands of years. His Taoism must be very profound now, right?"
"Dao Xing?"
Yu Yuan smacked his lips, reached out and touched a cigarette in the air to light it.
He took a deep breath, leaving the poisonous smoke between his chest, abdomen and throat, and it took him a while to spit out a round, thick smoke ring.
"It doesn't matter whether you are profound or not, you will all die in a few hundred years! Oh, by the way, now that you have become a disciple, it shouldn't take more than a few hundred years."
Wen Zhong was stunned for a moment, not expecting to get such a puzzling answer.
What does this have to do with yourself?
Smelling the choking smoke in the air, he took a small step back without leaving a trace, and said doubtfully: "Master said that as long as we practitioners survive the tribulation of immortality, we can become immortal immortals;
After surviving three calamities, one can become a true immortal, whose true spirit is immortal, and can reincarnate and rebuild even if his body dies.
After that, if you overcome the nine difficulties, accumulate merit, and become an earthly or heavenly immortal, you will be able to shine with the sun and the moon, live as long as the heaven and the earth, and roam freely between the heaven and the earth... Why does senior brother say that everyone will die in a few hundred years?"
"Hey, you know quite a lot."
Yu Yuan took a puff of cigarette and allowed the poisonous smoke to corrode his body.
[Toxic gas continues to corrode: blood 102, mana 233]
[Toxic gas continues to corrode: blood 99, mana 295]
[Toxic gas continues to corrode: blood 98, mana 248]
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Wen Zhong waited for a while and saw that Yu Yuan was just puffing away his words and had no intention of explaining to him at all. He couldn't help feeling a little depressed, thinking that this senior brother was really a strange person.
Under his gaze, Yu Yuan finally moved the cigarette away and raised his eyebrows, "Why are you looking at me? What, you want one too?"
Wen Zhong shook his head quickly.
"Why are you so polite? Senior brother is not a stingy person."
As Yu Yuan spoke, he stretched out his hand and took out a cigarette and handed it over, "Try it and see, this is a new product carefully made from more than a dozen kinds of rare spiritual herbs such as Yuxiang Qiluo, Tianxing Datura, etc. I picked from Kowloon Island.
I hope you will feel like a fairy after just one puff, so that you can enjoy the happiness of a god without practicing."
If I take a puff of this, I'm afraid I'll die?!
Although Wen Zhong didn't understand the names of the herbs the other party mentioned, he knew from the blue smoke rising when the grass stick burned that it must be quite toxic.
But this was handed to me by my senior brother. If I don't accept it, will my senior brother get misunderstood?
Just when he was uneasy and didn't know how to refuse, a colorful cloud flew from the sky, carrying an incense car on the cloud. You could smell the fragrance from a long distance away.
Before the incense car approached, a cold female voice had already arrived.
"Yu Yuan! What are you doing!?"
The Holy Mother Jin Ling seemed to be very angry. When her voice reached here, it was like a thunderstorm, but all the voices were directed at Yu Yuan. The voice heard by Wen Zhong on the side was still as clear and sweet as a gurgling stream.
Yu Yuan took out his ears that were numb from the shock, and said angrily: "Master, are you really so angry when you come back? I haven't done anything outrageous recently, right?"
At this time, the Seven-Fragrance Treasure Cart had already arrived, and the fragrance it exuded was even stronger.
Wen Zhong smelled the strange fragrance and felt refreshed, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
"What did you just do?"
The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit said in an unkind tone: "You smoke and drink by yourself, and I don't even bother to care about you when you go to the Dragon Palace to tease the Dragon Girl. But can your junior brother, who is still mortal, be able to withstand your poisonous smoke?"
"That's it."
Yu Yuan glanced at Wen Zhong and said angrily: "Junior brother, you see how partial Master is towards you, I just teased you, and she came to train me... It seems like this is bad
I really can't stay here any longer, so I have to run away to Kunlun as soon as possible to join my uncle Yun Zhongzi!
Alas, why was I deceived into becoming my disciple back then? I should have gone to Kunlun to find my uncle as soon as I transformed!"
"I……"
The Virgin Mother of the Golden Spirit seemed to be choked, and for the first time in the Qixiangbao Car, the sound of heavy breathing could be heard.
Wen Zhong couldn't help but take a breath of cold air.
Senior brother, what is he talking about?
Isn't he a form of Hunyuan Qi? Where is his uncle!
Also, isn’t Kunlun the territory of Chanjiao?
Is he... going to apostatize?
Thinking of the seriousness of this matter, he quickly lowered his head and stared at his toes. He was so nervous that he forgot to breathe, and his little face turned red from holding back.
What he didn't see when he lowered his head was that the curtains around the Qixiang treasure car parted to both sides, revealing the figure of a gorgeous woman.
Yu Yuan took a puff of cigarette and looked at his master carelessly.
Even with his critical eyes, the appearance of the Golden Spirit Mother is still unparalleled.
A pair of phoenix eyes are charming when smiling, but majestic when calm.
Her black hair is combed into a gorgeous bun, with a gorgeous and graceful appearance. She is wearing a light golden skirt, a golden ring around her neck, and a little golden pattern between her eyebrows. She looks luxurious and heroic.
At this time, her face was expressionless, only her eyes contained anger, like a calm volcano that could erupt at any time.
She did not answer Yu Yuan's words, but said in a deep voice: "Let's not mention what happened just now. Let me ask you, did you go to Kowloon Island to destroy Lu Yue's medicine garden a few days ago, and also killed Zhou Xin and Li Qi?
Returned to his original form?"
"So this is why Master is angry."
Yu Yuan blew out a smoke ring and said with a smile: "That day, the disciple wanted to pick some herbs and roll cigarettes. When passing by Kowloon Island, he found that the Wenhuang technique practiced by Lu Yue and others was quite powerful. He could get it with just a wave of his hand.
Thousands of people were instantly attacked by poisonous gas and died.
The disciple looked at it for a while and then sparred with them. Unexpectedly, his hand slipped and he knocked them back to their original form."
The Holy Mother Jin Ling put her hand on her forehead and said helplessly: "Lv Yue and the others did not do the right thing by taking people's lives to practice martial arts. It's okay for you to save people, but Lu Yue and the others are your uncles according to their seniority.
How could you beat them back to their original form as soon as you came up..."
"Huh? Master, what are you talking about?"
Yu Yuan said in surprise: "It's none of my business that they use people's lives to practice martial arts. I just asked them to compete with each other. Why, they are inferior to others and were beaten by me. Do they still have the nerve to come to you and complain?"
"They brought the complaint to Penglai Island. I was reprimanded just now in the Biyou Palace. Your uncle said that you have no respect for your elders, do not respect your master's orders, and do whatever you want..."
Yu Yuan curled his lips and said, "Excuse me, my disciple, has Master Lu received any benefits from Lu Yue and the others? There are many treasures, many treasures. Now I know where all his treasures come from."
"Stop talking nonsense!"
The Holy Mother of Jinling glared at him, "Your uncle is not such a person... You also know that Jiejiao does not have strict sect rules, only the unity between disciples is very important, so you are also wrong about this matter
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"Yes, yes, I made a mistake... Then please expel me as soon as possible. This will also make it easier for me to go to Kunlun to join my uncle Yun Zhongzi."
"Yu Yuan! Do you have to make me angry to death?!"
Veins appeared on the forehead of the Holy Mother of Jin Ling, and she glared at her eldest disciple, "Go back to Qianyuan Palace, now! Immediately! And... don't smoke your crappy cigarettes anymore!"
"You can kick me out of the house, but you can't make me stop smoking!"
Yu Yuan protested loudly.
Wen Zhong, who had his head lowered, his eyes widened, he didn't dare to express his anger, and his face turned purple.
The master is so angry that the senior brother actually dares to bargain.
"I'm so angry!"
The voice of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit came from the Qixiangbao Car.
Sure enough, Master was even more angry!
Wen Zhong felt uneasy and thought about whether he should plead for his senior brother or something.
But I heard the Golden Spirit Mother saying helplessly as if she was compromising: "That's all, just don't smoke your crappy cigarettes in front of me in the future!"
"Yes, yes! I will never smoke in front of you again."
Yu Yuan borrowed the donkey down the slope, and the lighted straw stick in his hand suddenly disappeared.
"besides!"
The Holy Mother of Jin Ling stared at him and said: "Whenever you encounter something like Lu Yue on Kowloon Island again in the future, please don't act randomly again. Come back and report it to your master, and your master will handle it properly."
"What does that have to do with me?" Yu Yuan was very puzzled.
Our Lady of the Golden Spirit: "..."
Finally, she waved her hand feebly, "Okay, you can go practice."
"Okay."
Yu Yuan nodded, turned around, and shot towards the mountains in the distance like lightning.
Um?
Wen Zhong raised his head in astonishment.
Is this the end?
He thought that this senior brother who "rebeled in front of his face" would be severely punished, but he didn't expect anything in the end, just like the master was reluctant to give his senior brother too severe a punishment.
Yes, that must be the case!
Senior brother has been a disciple for more than a thousand years, and the relationship between him and his master must be very deep, so even if he said something that was too extreme, his master would not be willing to punish him.
Thinking like this, Wen Zhong couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Jiejiao is indeed a harmonious and friendly sage as Master said.
Chapter completed!