(⊙_⊙)????

After Zhou Xiaotong thought for a long time, his eyes suddenly widened and he suddenly reacted.

Damn it!

As expected of you, Zhang Xiaofan!

This damn thing is full of tricks!

A thousand miles to the south can be repaid in one day!

Seeing Zhou Xiaotong like this, Zhang Xiaofan chuckled.

How about it, you understand, are you sincere enough? Let me tell you, on weekdays, others don't receive this kind of treatment, so you just have fun secretly.

The Xiaofan brand perpetual motion machine works exclusively for you all day long and consumes only ten cents per 100 kilometers. You can trust it.

Well!

Zhou Xiaotong was completely speechless.

I accidentally fell into Zhang Xiaofan's trap again.

Sure enough, the top ten classic quotes circulating in the company are indeed correct!

The longest road we have traveled is Xiaofan’s routine.

As soon as he thought of this, Zhou Xiaotong rolled his eyes, smiled evilly and said: No, there is no sincerity at all, why are you talking about thousands of miles away from Jiangling!

If you want to be sincere, you have to be thousands of miles away from Jiangling. Otherwise, you are not sincere. So, do you dare to accept the challenge?

Hear the words.

Zhang Xiaofan's eyes suddenly widened.

Damn it!

You want to go to heaven?

Wanli Jiangling will be returned in ten days?

I’m afraid you’re not in the mood to ascend to heaven!

Heifer stands on his head, you are so awesome!

Don't be afraid, you'll have a bad time!

At this thought, Zhang Xiaofan swallowed his saliva and said: Damn it, have you eaten too much Wangzi Niubi candy? Are you sure you can cover it up?

Xiaofan's eight-cylinder perpetual motion machine has enough power. When you step on the accelerator, it rockets up to 180 kilometers. It only takes 0.000001 milliseconds to accelerate from 100 kilometers to 100 kilometers. So, are you sure you don't want to invite a few sisters to join you?

!!!sum;(?Д?ノ)ノ~~~

Zhou Xiaotong was completely shocked.

Isn’t that right?

So, her eyes lit up and she swallowed her saliva and said: It's okay, we can't take advantage of outsiders, the wealth will not go to outsiders, I can handle it.middot;middot;middot;

(⊙o⊙)!

This time it was Zhang Xiaofan's turn to be surprised.

All right.

After working on it for a long time, I am the one who irrigates the local fields!

That’s all.

Work hard, even if the fields are damaged, you still have to show the perseverance of the old cow!

So, Zhang Xiaofan held his head high and said: The sword is coming~~~

Let’s fight~~~~!

In an instant, Zhang Xiaofan accelerated again.middot;middot;middot;

Suddenly, the waves on both sides became even more terrifying, soaring to hundreds of meters high.

What is this concept? Anyone who uses it knows!

After a while, the power soared to 250 yards.

Crazy boat racing on the seamiddot;middot;middot;

Finally, Zhou Xiaotong couldn't bear it anymore.

Hey, Xiaofan, slow down. Do you have a driver's license? You also need a driver's license to drive a boat.

Zhang Xiaofan was stunned.

Immediately, he waved his hand and said with a contemptuous smile: It's okay. I have never used oars to sail a boat in my life. I rely on waves~~~

Besides, I don’t even have a driver’s license to drive, so where can I get a driver’s license to drive a boat? But don’t worry, you don’t need a driver’s license, you can still travel all over the map~~~

Zhou Xiaotong:middot;middot;middot;middot;middot;!

Zhou Xiaotong was about to cry without tears at this time.

Mom, I want to get off the bus. This is not a bus bound for kindergarten!

So scared!

He is still an old driver who drives without a license.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaofan caught a glimpse of three people surfing not far away, using their own waves to drift.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaofan suddenly remembered something.

By the way, there happened to be three dickheads surfing?

Could it be that they are the boyfriends of the three wavy foreign girls that I chatted with before?

Hey hey hey~~~!

Depend on!

It finally fell into my hands.

Hey, now, let me let you go wild, I will give you a ride, how dare you take up such high-quality resources, not go into the grove, and still have sex with each other among these three.

It is simply a waste of public resources by occupying the toilet and not taking a shit!

It's so shameless. This is a serious waste of public resources!

Therefore, on behalf of the International, I declare you guilty of blatant waste of public resources, and you have been arrested.

So, Zhang Xiaofan waved his hand, and a large wave of waves beat wildly towards San Diao Mao. After a moment, Three Diao Mao disappeared.middot;middot;middot;

On the other side, at a beach, three hanging feathers were slapped directly to the shore.

For a moment, the three Diaomao were stunned.

What's going on?

At this moment, the three people's heads suddenly froze and their eyes lost focus.

When the eyes of the three people focused again, they suddenly discovered that the buddy opposite him was actually so handsome.middot;middot;middot;

Suddenly, one of the guys said to the other guy next to him: Hey, buddy, do you want to pick up some soap?

I saw this buddy say with slightly red cheeks: Oops, it’s so annoying, don’t be so direct, we’ll talk about it later tonight.

Just like that, the three of them looked at each other, and the more they looked at each other, the more excited they became.middot;middot;middot;

Immediately afterwards, the three of them hugged each other and walked towards the beach area as if they were good friends walking together.

Soon, the three sexy foreign girls Zhang Xiaofan had chatted with before came up to him happily.

Hi, dear middot;middot;middot;

However, who knows, the three grown men, as if they didn't know these beauties, pushed them away and said sternly: Get out of here, don't touch my man. Middot;middot;middot; Ha, women are all accidents.

, we are true love, right, dear middot;middot;middot;

At this time, one of the elders said to the other elder next to him.

Yeah, yeah, that's right, women are roadblocks, we are true love, let's go, dear, ignore them, Pipi shrimp, let's go pick up the soap and go middot;middot;middot;

(⊙o⊙)~~~!!!

Three wavy foreign girls were dumbfounded for a moment?

Damn it?

What's wrong with this?

After a surfing trip, you changed your gender?

The three of them have become good friends?

Hiss~~~!

Or are we meeting a gay?
To be continued...