After seeing the scene of "father, kindness, son, filial piety", the servants on the side retreated one after another.

You know, in this case, they'd better retreat.

Otherwise, God knows, will it affect the fish in the pond?

As the saying goes, when the King of Hell fights, the little ghost will suffer!

Who dares to participate in the affairs of these little shrimps?

After the two glared at each other, Zhang Erhe finally compromised.

So, Zhang Erhe smiled and said, "Xiaofan, where did you find so many high-quality beauties?ъìqυgΕtv.℃ǒΜ

Why, I can only find those vulgar powders? You are looking for high-quality beauties with their own characteristics.

Each one has an independent personality and temperament, which is completely different from the beauties I have so much money-spending beauties.

Those, as long as you give them money, you can do that, you have no soul at all, just like a stripper fighting werewolf!”

Puff~~~!

When Zhang Xiaofan heard his father's statement, he smiled speechlessly and said, "Dad, you are so vivid, I'm speechless!"

Zhang Erhe smiled and said, "Hehe, so, what's going on? You are an expert in this regard! Teach as your father and teach some experience!"

When he saw Zhang Erhe, he looked expectant, Zhang Xiaofan smiled and said, "Hehe, Dad, this is about personal charm. You can't learn it!

How can I teach this? As the saying goes, you can only understand it but not express it in words. If you are as handsome as me, I can teach you some experience.

But you are so inferior. At the beginning, I didn’t know how my mother fell in love with you. I guess you had a sweating pill... "

Zhang Erhe:(??へ??╬)!!!

"Boy, why are you talking to your father? You are not big or small, why are you? Are you not handsome?

If I am not handsome, can I give birth to your level? When I was young, I was much more handsome than you guys.

Look at your appearance now, you have inherited my worst level and are so handsome. So, it can be seen how handsome I was at the beginning.

I didn’t brag about you. At the beginning, your mother came to chase me, so I didn’t care about her. If she hadn’t been pestering me, I might not have married her.”

Zhang Xiaofan: →_→!!!

blow!

You can blow hard!

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaofan caught a glimpse of his mother who was going home and standing at the door. Now, his father was facing his back to his mother.

So, Zhang Xiaofan asked seriously: "Don't talk nonsense, how could my mother, who is like a fairy descending to earth, chase you?

Just brag! I can't believe it, it must be that you are chasing my mother reluctantly.

Finally, my mother was annoyed by you and agreed to marry you, right? So, don’t gild yourself on your face, okay?”

After hearing this, Zhang Erhe immediately said with a glaring voice: "Don't talk nonsense, let me tell you, I was famous in the imperial capital and was known as the most beautiful man in the imperial capital.

Which girl in the streets and alleys is not fascinated by my big-headed shoes? Your mother was no exception. At the beginning, I fell in love with me when I first met.

The kind who can't drive away even if they are alive, even comes to the door. After I have you, I reluctantly couldn't help but marry her.

Otherwise, you know, who would marry her? Look, your mother has a bad temper and a bad person. Who would like her?

If it weren't for the fact that I was blind and married to her, I guess if I didn't marry her, now she would be an older single woman!"

Zhang Xiaofan laughed hard, looking at the door, his mother, whose face was ashen with an extreme face.

As soon as he thought of this, Zhang Xiaofan smiled and said, "Dad, you can blow hard! I'll go upstairs first, the next scene is extremely cruel.

I can't bear to see the scene of your bruised nose and swollen face affecting your image, so you can continue playing slowly!”

As he said that, Zhang Xiaofan quickly left.

Seeing Zhang Xiaofan like this, Zhang Erhe was stunned, as if he had realized something, and subconsciously looked back.

When he saw this, the good guy suddenly became so scared that he was so scared that he flew away.

Damn?

This is a damn thing, my wife, when did you come?

For a moment, Zhang Erhe said with a embarrassed smile: "Wife, are you back? How about it? Our newly opened beauty salon is pretty good, right?"

Bang!

Shi Wanhui threw the handbag in her hand to the ground and walked over with a look of enthusiasm.

He grabbed Zhang Erhe's ear and said, "Oh? Is this so capable? I'm so polite?

When you chased me, why didn’t you see you so eloquently? Are you quite arrogant?"

"You can't say that you have known the power of speech over the years. It seems that you have learned a lot of tricks. They are all taught by the technicians outside, right?

Otherwise, you can learn more experience and let me see it for a while? I want to see if these superb experiences and skills are really something that makes people linger?"

Well!

Zhang Erhe's tone suddenly stagnated, Damn, this is a fool, I'm cheated by my son again!

I’m so fucking, this has been a top scorer since ancient times. I’m a son, it’s a big fool to be a top scorer!

Intentionally, definitely intentionally!

As soon as he thought of this, Zhang Erhe cried and said to Shi Wanhui in a low voice: "My wife has a lot of shame, I have some servants here! Give me some face!"

Shi Wanhui immediately said unhappy: "Oh, do you still want face? I have no face anymore, do you still want face?

Tell me how many young and beautiful nannies have you found in your family in recent years? I'm embarrassed to point out you.

Anyway, our son is already so old, so I am too lazy to talk about you. After all, I can't satisfy you after so many years.

I just planned to turn a blind eye, but you still have to look for it without knowing it?

That's all, you actually said I'm a yellow-faced woman? Well, Zhang Erhe! Today, I'm not finished with you, we have to say it well~~~!

In short, in a word, today, there are you or me, there are me or you~~!”

Hearing this, Zhang Erhe's whole body trembled.

It’s over, this time, I really poked the hornet’s nest!

It seems that this old lady will not give up!

At this time, Zhang Xiaofan was hiding at the stairs, and at the corner was covered with his mouth, watching the show with relish.

"Hehe, Dad, please beg for yourself for blessings! If you have nothing, don't worry, I will inherit the property well! You can go with peace of mind!

Oh, by the way, I will take care of the little sisters you keep outside, so you can rest in peace!”
Chapter completed!