Chapter 774 Manly man, what are you afraid of bleeding a few catties?
Zhang Xiaofan said with a serious and serious look on his face: "No, no, no, how is it possible? We are a mutually beneficial and win-win event. How can it be my own benefit?
It doesn’t exist, it doesn’t exist. While I make a profit, the benefits my senior sister gets are also obvious!”
Li Mengyao pursed her lips and said, "You are so sarcastic, you are so rude that you will be embarrassed if you don't go to talk crosstalk."
Zhang Xiaofan nodded seriously and said, "I really thought about it before. But in the past, people in that society said that I was not good at character, and then I came back and didn't go..."
Puchi~~~!
Li Mengyao was amused by Zhang Xiaofan in an instant and burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, you know that you are not good at behaving? But what they said is right. Just don't destroy their reputation if you are the one who is here..."
"Oh, I'm not a monk? Why can't I flirt with girls? As the saying goes, my sister has been with me, my brother is happy!"
"ε=(′ο`*))) Alas, Xiaofan, you are out of salvation, really, there is no cure. For advanced stage of libido cancer and malignant lesions, it's better to prepare for funeral!"
Zhang Xiaofan: Σ(⊙▽⊙"a???
Good guy, is this forcing me to die?
Is the heart cancer also?
Why have I never heard of this disease after studying medicine for so many years?
However, this new technology has been taught, so we still have to do serious things next, which is just a teaching task.
The most critical main task is to teach the seniors to start the path of cultivation. Now, most of their women have already begun the path of cultivation.
Now there are only a few special people who are out of the world. It is time to teach them and guide them on the path of cultivation.
Although I am fickle, I never abandon any of my own women. I will not leave anyone behind.
This is his obsession and his responsibility. There is no way, who can make me such a rich and handsome man who values both talent, appearance and wisdom, and has a strong sense of responsibility?
So, after making up his mind, Zhang Xiaofan said to Li Mengyao: "Senior sister, I will teach you another set of methods of practice!"
Li Mengyao was shocked when she heard this. Then she waved her hands repeatedly and said, "No, no, I will teach you another day. I am tired today and I don't want to learn anymore. I really can't learn anymore..."
When Zhang Xiaofan saw Li Mengyao like this, he felt ashamed.
All right!
This girl thought I wanted that?
Zhang Xiaofan said with a giggle and cry: "Senior sister, it's not the one you think, it's the method of practice. What do you say? Have you seen Zhu Xian? The similar method of practice in it!"
Li Mengyao was stunned and looked at Zhang Xiaofan with a confused look on his face.
Immediately afterwards, Li Mengyao smiled.
"Hahaha, Xiaofan, you are so funny. Do you really think that the same name and surname as others is Guili? Then I am still Bi Yao!"
Zhang Xiaofan's face suddenly collapsed!
"Is it fun?"
Well!!!
Li Mengyao was stunned, then smiled embarrassedly and said, "Oh, just kidding, why are you so serious? By the way, is it really a way to practice?"
Puchi~~~!
Immediately afterwards, Li Mengyao laughed again, she couldn't hold it in!
However, when I think of Xiaofan, do you want to save face?
I still tried to hold back my smile.
Seeing Li Mengyao like this, Zhang Xiaofan was completely speechless.
Damn (‵o′) convex, this is clearly not trusting me?
So, Zhang Xiaofan pulled Li Mengyao up in anger, jumped open the window, and took Li Mengyao down from the high building...
After seeing this scene, Li Mengyao was completely shocked.
"Damn it? Xiaofan, I laughed at you, you're going to pull me off the building? You're carrying a baby, why can't you stand joking? Not ~~~"
Zhang Xiaofan curled his lips and glanced at Li Mengyao and said, "The next time to witness the miracle has come..."
I saw Zhang Xiaofan suddenly grabbing Li Mengyao and flew up...
Bang~~~!
Crack, buzz ~~~
When I jumped off the building, a loud bang came, and then a sound of glass breaking came.
I saw that in the sky, Zhang Xiaofan's head hit a glass window without any bias. It was just as Zhang Xiaofan flew upward that the family opened the window.
At this time, the person who opened the window was a girl who looked like she was seventeen or eighteen years old, wearing school clothes. She looked like she was still in school. The desk in front of the window was scattered all over the floor, and her homework book was all covered with glass scraps.
For a moment, the three of them looked at each other in a glance. Zhang Xiaofan's head was stuck directly on the window frame. Li Mengyao, who was held by Zhang Xiaofan, also widened her eyes, looking full of horror...
At the same time, the little sister in front of the window was also frightened and stared at the man and woman in front of the window. What's going on?
After a while, several red liquids flowed out from Zhang Xiaofan's forehead one after another...
Seeing this, the little sister was startled and said quickly: "Oh, you have bleeding from your head, why don't you come in and bandage it first?"
Zhang Xiaofan coughed lightly, shook his head and said, "That's right, the problem is not big. Young people are full of energy, and it's nothing to do if they have three or five pounds of water. Don't worry about this for now. You'd better study it first and get my girlfriend in! It's so sank..."
"Oh, OK..."
"My parents, come here to help me. There is a sister here who wants to come in through our window..."
After a while, footsteps came from the living room, and there were also doubts from a man and a woman.
"What? Come in the window? Didn't our daughter feel hallucinated when she is too stressed in her study? Or was she stupid? Our family is on the 29th floor!"
Crunch.
As the door was opened, a couple walked in. When the little girl's parents saw this scene, they were stunned.
"I'm a damn? I'm dazzled?"
"Oh God who sells cakes! Is this Spider-Man?"
For a moment, the couple were both shocked.
You know, this is the 29th floor!
How did these two people come up?
Oh no, why did you hit my daughter's glass window in the room?
However, they also knew that at this dangerous moment, they had to save people first.
So, the two of them went over and pulled Li Mengyao in through the window with their daughter.
At this time, Zhang Xiaofan shook his hands and said to Li Mengyao: "I'll go, senior sister, you should lose weight..."
Li Mengyao immediately glanced at Zhang Xiaofan when she heard this.
"Okay, stop talking, come up quickly!"
Zhang Xiaofan smiled and jumped into the room.
The family looked at Zhang Xiaofan who was leaping in, and stared at him incredibly with wide eyes.
"Wow, brother, you are not strong enough!"
At this time, the little girl's father said to Zhang Xiaofan.
Zhang Xiaofan grinned.
"Hehe, it's okay! It's fine to plow ten acres of land in one night."
Li Mengyao glared at Zhang Xiaofan.
"There are still children!"
After Zhang Xiaofan realized this, he quickly smiled embarrassedly and said, "Hehe, just kidding!"
"By the way, what's going on with you? This is the 29th floor? How did you get up?"
Zhang Xiaofan coughed lightly, took a deep breath and said, "That, we were actually wiping the glass outside, but unexpectedly, your daughter just opened the window and ran into it."
Well!
The family looked at him with disbelief, but if they refused to say it, they had no choice.
"Okay, I'll get the medicine box to bandage you!"
Chapter completed!