Chapter 91 Help Senior Sister Repair the Sewer
Bah! Nothing serious, you little bastard, you just want to communicate in simple terms all day long?
Lin Mengwei rolled her eyes at Zhang Xiaofan and said.
Haha, of course not. I am a person who pursues spiritual enjoyment. This superficial way can only satisfy physical needs.
Okay, a dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth. Let me ask you something, who are you? Are they all so afraid of you?
Zhang Xiaofan chuckled and said: Haha, have you forgotten the rules of the school? Otherwise, senior sister, come home with me tonight. As long as you agree to marry me, won't you be able to meet my parents openly?
Hear the words.
Lin Mengwei shrugged and said: Forget it! At least, I have to see your performance again, and I can't take advantage of you easily.
Zhang Xiaofan smiled and said: Okay, anyway, senior sister, don’t even think about escaping from my Wuzhishan. It’s just a matter of time, don’t worry.middot;middot;middot;
Lin Mengwei smiled.
Okay, then I'll wait for you to conquer me, but if you can't win the heart of senior sister, senior sister won't give it to you even if she is single for the rest of her life!
Hear the words.
Zhang Xiaofan was immediately shocked and said: Damn it, you are so vicious? Senior sister, you are so cruel, you are an old maid in this life, tsk tsk, I admire you~~~ъìqυgΕtv.℃ǒΜ
Bang~~!
Hearing Zhang Xiaofan's words, Lin Mengwei immediately hit Zhang Xiaofan on the head angrily and growled.
If you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will give your second brother a new home with a click of a pair of scissors, and let him borrow it for a few days?
Hiss~~~!
Zhang Xiaofan suddenly took in a breath of cold air and felt a cool breeze blowing between his legs, giving him a feeling of the wind blowing to his balls~~~!
The picture is so beautiful that I can’t even imagine it.
After thinking about this, Zhang Xiaofan subconsciously moved to the side.
Hehe, what about that, senior sister, let’s sum up the matter of my second brother’s move and visit. After all, since he was a child, he has always been acquainted with strangers and does not dare to leave me for even a moment.
If Senior Sister really wants to use it, he can only do it with my company. Otherwise, I'm afraid he won't even dare to raise his head when he sees Junior Sister. This kid has been shy since he was a child (????)
Phew~~~!
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It's okay, Senior Sister specializes in treating shyness syndrome where he can't hold his head up. Just leave it to Senior Sister without worry. Senior Sister will definitely help him change this bad habit.
Upon hearing this, Zhang Xiaofan immediately looked at Lin Mengwei as if he were looking at a female devil.
Let me go, senior sister, you are so evil!
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Seeing Zhang Xiaofan's shocked and deflated look.
Lin Mengwei then smiled teasingly and said: What's up, you're scared, let's see if you still dare to take advantage of your senior sister.
Zhang Xiaofan picked up the water cup and took a sip of tea.
He said in a panic: Huh, senior sister, you are indeed the one carrying the scalpel. It's so scary to operate at every turn.middot;middot;middot;middot;middot;middot;
Lin Mengwei pursed her lips and smiled and said: No, no, no, I am not a surgeon, I am just in charge of the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine and Acupuncture.
However, if necessary, it is okay to use a scalpel. After all, whether it is a one-size-fits-all method, it is the same~~, performing a small surgery on you is still easy and enjoyable.middot;middot
;middot;
Zhang Xiaofan immediately waved his hand and said.
Come on! Let’s stop this sad topic and talk about something happy. For example, talk about our future plans and so on. For example, what will our daughter’s name be in the future?
Lin Mengwei narrowed her eyes, picked up two chopsticks from the table, made them like scissors, and gestured towards Xiao Xiaofan, clicking~~~
┌?ordm;□ordm;?┐frightened
Senior sister, calm down, calm down~~~!
Not to the point of, not to the point of joking.middot;middot;middot;
Lin Mengwei gently put down her chopsticks and looked at Xiaofan with a cute expression.
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Senior sister, I love you!
Looking at Lin Mengwei's cute face, Zhang Xiaofan suddenly felt a shiver run through his body.
At this time, he suddenly discovered a strange special attribute of Senior Sister Mengwei.
This Senior Sister Mengwei most likely has a dual personality!
She is very rational in her normal state, especially when she is seeing a doctor and receiving treatment.
However, once exposed to some kind of stimulation, a second personality will appear, becoming cautious, acting coquettishly, seeking a sense of security, and being afraid of everything. He is weak, helpless and pitiful.
Just like before, when she was framed by others, when she saw how aggressive those people were, and when everyone said all kinds of bad things to her and reprimanded her, her second personality awakened and she became confused.
Scared.
When he thought of this and saw his senior sister looking like a sickly girl, Zhang Xiaofan felt a chill in his back.
No way!
No way!
Could it be that my senior sister Mengwei is a yandere?
In order to verify this feature, Zhang Xiaofan had a sudden change of mind and decided to stay overnight at his senior sister's house today no matter what, to explore the reality.middot;middot;middot;middot;middot;middot;
Soon, a table of delicious food was served.
Wow, these are all my favorite foods, Xiaofan, I love you so much, they are so deliciousmiddot;middot;middot;middot;middot;middot;
Looking at Lin Mengwei who was enjoying her meal with a cute look on her face, Zhang Xiaofan started to observe her carefully.
After finishing the meal, Zhang Xiaofan rolled his eyes and said.
Well, Senior Sister Mengwei, something happened today, why don't you ask for leave and I'll take you home?
Lin Mengwei thought for a while and nodded and said: Okay then!
After saying that, he asked for a leave and took Zhang Xiaofan to his bachelor apartment.
Not long after, the two returned to Lin Mengwei's bachelor apartment.
After returning home, Lin Mengwei lay on the sofa with a tired look and said.
At this time, a strange smell came.
Zhang Xiaofan was stunned for a moment.
Hey, senior sister, what does this smell like? Why does it smell so bad?
Lin Mengwei suddenly slapped her forehead and said: Oh, I almost forgot, the sewer at home is blocked middot;middot;middot;
Xiaofan, can you repair sewers?
Help me, sister, to fix it!
Zhang Xiaofan's eyes suddenly widened.
What? Senior sister, you want me to fix your sewer?
Lin Mengwei thought for a moment, and judging from Zhang Xiaofan's appearance, he probably didn't know how to repair sewers.
So, he shrugged and said: Forget it, you don’t look like you know how to repair sewers, I’d better call the repairman!
Hear this.
Zhang Xiaofan immediately retorted.
Are you kidding me, Zhang Xiaofan, I don’t know how to repair sewers? I am an experienced technician and have been professionally clearing sewers for 30 years. I contracted my senior sister’s sewer work.
Isn't it just to repair and clear the sewer? It's a no-brainer. I guarantee that the water will flow out in a while. middot;middot;middot;
Hearing these ambiguous words, Lin Mengwei suddenly blushed.
You bastard, what did you say?
If you know how to unclog sewers, just do it. This smells so bad that I feel sick just looking at it. I really have no interest in getting rid of these dirty things.
Hear the words.
Zhang Xiaofan looked at Lin Mengwei with contempt.
Senior sister, you are also a practitioner after all. This is a sewer. Can you just use your spiritual power to open the blocked area?
Unexpectedly, Lin Mengwei said in shocking words: No, the sewers are so dirty, how can you touch these dirty things? I am so beautiful, I won't do these things; otherwise, I'd better call a repairman.
Zhang Xiaofan rolled his eyes at Lin Mengwei angrily.
Forget it, there's no need to call a repairman for this little thing.
Lin Mengwei chuckled.
Good junior brother, you see, you can’t bear to watch your senior sister clear the sewers! Go quickly, and senior sister will give you a reward later!
Hear this.
Zhang Xiaofan's eyes suddenly widened.
Diagnosed.
Chapter completed!