Chapter 519 Seven Heavenly Saints
Time passed quickly, and Fang Zhengyi undoubtedly skipped work again.
After fooling Chu Youyi for a few words, he rushed straight to Fuyuan Inn. After meeting with everyone, he arrived in Qunyu Courtyard.
The Qunyu courtyard was already bustling with people, and there were so many people that they could hardly move their feet, making it the same as a temple fair.
There are so many more women than men!
No one was there to stand together and chat, or watch the singing and dancing performances on the stage, but even so, everyone's interest still seemed very high.
Yu Niang was already waiting at the door, and when she saw Fang Zheng, she came up enthusiastically.
He whispered and complained: "Young Master Fang, you're here. There are too many people in Qunyuyuan today! Why didn't you know me when you posted that announcement? What exactly is the magic medicine you mentioned
Oh, it makes me feel itchy."
Fang Zhengyi smiled and returned: "I'm sorry, Yu Niang, I won't know next time. Today I will lend you a table. My people will send you a batch of things later. Please send someone to pick you up.
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"Okay! No problem! All the seats are reserved for you, and you can walk inside. The guests in the yard are waiting to see your true face!" Yu Niang smiled and covered her mouth.
"I'll say whether I'll show my face or not. I don't have that plan yet." After that, Fang Zheng walked towards the direction Yu Niang pointed.
There is an excellent viewing position in front of you, and you can see the dancer's thigh at a glance.
Fang Zhengyi sat there casually and began to dance.
Zhao Lie and Xie Xian calmly started to drink tea and looked at the stage.
Zhou Tie was the only one who had a bitter face: "Master, can I not be able to do it?"
"No, don't you let me get on? I don't want to do such a shameful thing!" Fang Zhengyi said lightly.
"I don't want to do it either! I think Lao Xie is much better than me!" Zhou Tie glanced at Xie Xian with one look.
"He is too thin! He looks like kidney deficiency. Can customers still trust our products? You will definitely be fine if you grow strong. Zhang Biao is not as good as you!"
Xie Xian's face suddenly became old.
"Really?" Zhou Tie's eyes lit up.
"That's right, can I lie to you? Zhang Biao trains all dead muscles. The muscle lines on your body are much more beautiful than him! And he has a single bone, you have a double bone!" Fang Zhengyi kept praising him.
Zhou Tie seemed a little fluttery, but he still had to think about such a shameful thing carefully.
Zhao Lie on the side said, "Although Brother Tie is powerful, he is not as good as Brother Biao."
Fang Zhengyi gave him a blank look: "How do you kid say anything? Wasn't Zhou Tie giving in to Zhang Biao? Why did Zhang Biao fight Zhou Tie alone?"
Zhou Tie smiled foolishly: "It's good if you know, let him win!"
"Okay, if you have time, don't you recite the lines quickly. Don't embarrass me when you go on stage later!"
Zhou Tie hurriedly took out a small note from his chest, tremblingly started to carry his back, and said, "There are too many people, too many people, I'm so nervous."
"Master believes in you, you are the best. Today, if you become the king of Taoyuan County, you will be the king of Taoyuan County! Master, I will help you find ten girls to have fun in the city." Fang Zhengyi said carelessly.
"Master, we've agreed!" Zhou Tie was very happy
Xie Xian smiled contemptuously and said contemptuously: "Ten? Are you okay?"
Before Zhou Tie could speak, Fang Zhengyi spoke first: "Why can't it work? With Brother Tie's physique, one can definitely not control ten times a night, but it will definitely be fine if ten people control once every ten people!"
"Isn't that the same?" Xie Xian retorted.
"Why is it the same? This is called the Coolidge effect. It's all science you don't understand." Fang Zheng said
Zhao Lie said: "It seems that this is the case. When I was raising chickens in the county, I observed that the rooster faced a hen and it soon stopped working. No second time, I changed to a new one.
The hen is ready immediately!"
"Did you hear it? Men are lustful because of chickens!" Fang Zheng looked at Xie Xian with a squinted eyes.
Xie Xian had a shocked expression on his face: "This... science is so amazing!"
Several people were chatting, and a waiter came up to the front of the wine jar and a set of exquisite wine utensils to Fang Zheng and put them in front of him and said respectfully: "Mr. Fang, this is the wine specially prepared for you, Yu Niang
If you don’t drink enough, you can call me anytime. Also, your people have already delivered the goods and we have arranged them to the backyard.”
"Yes!" Fang Zhengyi slapped the few copper coins left in his hand into Xiao Er's hand, waved his hand and drove him away.
Then he picked up the jar of wine and handed it to Zhou Tie and others: "Come on! Try the wine, I haven't drunk much of this thing!"
Speaking of drinking, Fang Zhengyi usually drinks white wine, mostly rice wine, but he has never made much wine in the wine county.
Wine is not as stable as white wine. It is easy to deteriorate and become acidic if it is not well preserved, so it is usually expensive to sell outside.
The few people were not very particular, and they threw the wine utensil aside without moving. They picked up the jar and poured it into their mouths. Fang Zheng took a sip and slid his lips and smiled.
"Don't say, this wine is really good, waiter! Get a few more jars!"
Zhou Tiejing swallowed the cow and drank it. A small jar of wine quickly drank, burped, looked around and said, "Master, should I go?"
The crowd around him had already begun to get angry.
As the time comes, why haven't this wine demon god come out yet?
Someone kept shouting: "Does your Qunyuyuan fake notices? Where is the magic medicine? Will the wine demon god come today?"
"That's it! There is not even a seat. Is this how your brothel entertains guests?"
"Hurry up! I'll wait until the flowers have all faded!"
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The sound became louder and louder, and Yu Niang couldn't help but feel a little anxious. She stood in the distance and kept winking at Fang Zheng.
Fang Zhengyi felt Yu Niang's gaze and waved her to remove the dancer, then poked Zhou Tie beside him: "Get ready!"
Zhou Tie nodded with a serious expression, took out a small jar from his arms, and gritted his teeth and pulled off his top!
Then I applied the things in the small can on my body, and soon I began to become shiny!
Then he suddenly took the stage and raised his arms and said, "Everyone should be calm! The great wine demon god has arrived! Today, I will introduce the magic medicine to you on behalf of the great god, and start immediately!"
After saying that, he put on a toned look!
Explosive muscles, perfect lines are fully displayed, and it is explosive!
The audience suddenly heard applause from the thunder of the mountains and seas, and there was also the whistle of Fang Zhengyi.
Xie Xian looked on the stage, turned his head to look at Zhao Lie and said, "Is he imitating Zhang Biao?"
Zhao Lie observed it carefully and said seriously: "It must be!"
The introduction on the stage was already unconsciously unfolding fiercely. After Zhou Tie hardened two more shapes, he said in a low voice: "Are you still worried about the poor hardness? You are still worried about the time being too short
Is it embarrassing?..."
As soon as he opened his mouth, the three of them in the audience suddenly burst into laughter, and their heads almost flew away!
Especially Fang Zhengyi!
Like! This sound is too similar to those fake drug advertisements I have seen before. Last year, Zhou Tiefeng's coquettish look made him look particularly funny, which is much beyond expectations.
Zhou Tie obviously saw the situation on Fang Zhengyi's side and his face froze. Fortunately, he had a strong psychological quality on the battlefield and quickly adjusted his words.
"...... Have you used a lot of tonics, but you have nothing to find!" Zhou Tie's voice began to pronounce: "Isn't there a kind of kidney tonifying, strengthening yang, and treating frequent urination and urgency to urinate and urinate.
Is it a peerless medicine?”
"Here is here! The Seven Days Great Sage! It finally comes today!"
Chapter completed!