Chapter 48: I have to pretend again (Part 2)
"Yes, I did copy "Xia Ke Xing" from a collection of poets' essays that is a primary school textbook."
Ye Zhiqiu suddenly said, everyone was stunned.
"However." Ye Zhiqiu grinned, "I own the copyright of this poem. If Brother Tian is jealous, you can read more and maybe copy one."
As soon as these words came out, Tian Xiong's face suddenly became extremely ugly.
Poetry can be copyrighted. As long as it is created in modern times, since the poem "Xia Ke Xing" can pass the review of copyright registration, it means that there is no plagiarism.
As a doctor of literature, Tian Xiong was persuaded to study more by Ye Zhiqiu, an undergraduate who had not yet graduated from university. This was basically equivalent to being scolded in the face.
"Pfft." The irrepressible laughter seemed so abrupt in the quiet environment. Shi Nuannuan covered her mouth, and her eyes curled into crescent moons.
She almost forgot that Ye Zhiqiu's ability to curse was extraordinary. In the initial scolding battle with Tang Long, he pinned him to the ground and beat him the whole time.
The most important thing is that Ye Zhiqiu does not pride himself on being an educated person, does not follow the routine, and beats the old master to death with random punches every minute.
This Tian Xiong didn't know what medicine he took wrongly, and he took the initiative to provoke him in a weird way, just looking for abuse.
"I believe Ye Xiaoyou. How could a young talent like Ye Xiaoyou plagiarize?"
When the atmosphere was awkward, Ma Xuemin came out to be the peacemaker and said with a smile: "Xiaotian, from now on you need to change your problem of being too talkative. How many times have I told you this."
Tian Xiong quickly lowered his head and said, "Teacher, that's right."
Ma Xuemin greeted: "Come on, come on, let's make a match. I've thought of an eternal truth to make sure you can't match up."
Ye Zhiqiu looked at Ma Xuemin with a sneer, knowing very well that this old guy was not a good bird either.
My own students, who didn't come out and say a few words when they said something wrong just now, now have no way to go, so they act like good old people.
What I didn't say is that Lao Yin is better than the other, and the master and the disciple have the same virtues.
The little episode passed like this, several people were fighting each other, and the atmosphere seemed to be peaceful again, but Ye Zhiqiu was no longer interested in the scene in front of him.
Qin Dewen and Mr. Qin's character was indescribable. They were the same on the inside and outside, but Ma Xuemin and Tian Xiong made Ye Zhiqiu understand a truth.
Even though garbage people have culture, they are still just garbage.
Anyway, Mr. Qin has met him, and Ye Zhiqiu was about to get up and say goodbye, when it happened to be Tian Xiong's turn to ask the question.
Tian Xiong glanced at Ye Zhiqiu out of the corner of his eye, and suddenly raised his voice and said: "My first couplet is, a mantis's arm is blocking the carriage, and a violent tiger is leaning against the river. How can an ordinary man be brave?"
Ye Zhiqiu's movements paused. At this time, Tian Xiong looked over and said with a smile: "This couple, I don't know if Brother Ye is right to come out."
Tian Xiong's first couplet is an insinuation that Ye Zhiqiu's behavior just now is just a common man.
How could Ye Zhiqiu not see this in a roundabout way of being a cultured person without using any curse words?
Qin Dewen's face darkened again, and this time he was really a little angry.
Originally he had good intentions and wanted to take the opportunity to introduce Ye Zhiqiu to people in the circle, but he didn't expect such a mistake.
In fact, the root cause of the conflict is that Tian Xiong considers himself a doctor of literature and is superior to others, and looks down on Ye Zhiqiu, who is less educated than him.
However, it was Ye Zhiqiu who wrote such a famous poem as "Xia Ke Xing". It can be said that one poem became famous all over the world, so Tian Xiong was jealous.
After all, in the eyes of some people who call themselves literati, those who write online novels are not worthy of being compared with them.
"Little friend Ye..."
Before Qin Dewen finished speaking, he was stopped by Ye Zhiqiu.
Looking apologetic to Qin Dewen, Ye Zhiqiu looked at Tian Xiong and said calmly: "You think you are awesome?"
Tian Xiong's eyes flashed slightly, and there was a mocking arc at the corner of his mouth but he did not speak.
Ye Zhiqiu said calmly: "Yes, yes, okay, listen up."
"My second line is, ants walk along the locust trees, earthworms shake the trees, and fools pretend to be virtuous."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then looked strange. Tian Nuannuan, who was already angry at the side, even shouted out in surprise.
"Brother Ye, that's right!"
Ye Zhiqiu's pair is not unattractive. Not only is it neat and tidy, the word "xiong" in the last line of "Fools call themselves male in vain" even names "Tian Xiong" in the first couplet. In comparison, they are naturally superior.
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Ye Zhiqiu smiled and said: "Brother Tian, I don't know how I am doing with this second line."
When he said the word "brother", Ye Zhiqiu deliberately blurred the pronunciation of the word "xiong" and emphasized his tone.
Tian Xiong's face turned red quickly and he was speechless for a moment.
Ma Xuemin's expression on the side was equally ugly, and he said coldly: "You are so quick-witted. In this case, how about you deal with my first couplet?"
"The topic is, two apes are cutting wood in a deep mountain. Let's see how the little monkeys saw each other (sentence)!"
This old guy was using his age and seniority to scold Ye Zhi in a roundabout way.
Sure enough, Ye Zhiqiu was not surprised that the young one was hit by the old one. Without thinking, he said: "A horse is stuck in the mud. Ask the old beast how to get out of the hoof (question)."
"Mr. Ma, are my pair pretty neat?"
Speaking of the word "horse", Ye Zhiqiu naturally emphasized the pronunciation.
"Pfft...!" Shi Nuannuan covered her mouth desperately, but couldn't help laughing.
Qin Dewen couldn't care less about being angry anymore, he felt a little bit dumbfounded. The other old men next to him were even dumbfounded, exclaiming in their hearts that it was wonderful.
This young Ye Xiaoyou is so eager for talent!
"You...!" After being scolded as an old beast in front of his face, Ma Xuemin had a mouthful of blood in his throat, and his face turned red to purple.
Ye Zhiqiu is not someone who only gets beaten. He smiled and said: "Since Mr. Ma and Brother Tian are so interested, I will also make a couplet and let's compare it."
"I am a match for a small online author. The two of them are very knowledgeable. I believe they will be able to match each other."
Ma Xuemin and Tian Xiong were both shocked, but at this time they were already riding a tiger and had no choice but to take over.
Ma Xuemin shook his sleeves fiercely and said angrily: "Just come up with the question!"
"Then listen up." Ye Zhiqiu sneered and said word by word: "My first couplet is, Smoke Locks the Pond Willow."
"What's so difficult about this!" Ma Xuemin laughed loudly and said anxiously: "The second line..."
Suddenly, as if a drake had pinched his throat, Ma Xuemin's words came to an abrupt end.
Several other old men were unaware of hearing Ye Zhiqiu's first couplet for the first time, and thought deeply about it, with a look of horror on their faces. Even Qin Dewen frowned in deep thought.
The courtyard fell into a deathly silence.
Shi Nuannuan looked around, gently pulled Ye Zhiqiu's sleeves, and wondered: "Is this couplet difficult? Why are none of them saying anything?"
Ye Zhiqiu smiled and said nothing. If the master and apprentice were to think about this famous couplet for another year, they might not be able to get it right.
Fortunately, I was a violent author in my previous life, so I had some experience with these famous couplets. I couldn't pick up a few of them at my fingertips.
Chapter completed!