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Chapter 3 Giving the dean a sliding shovel

After Yan Luo escaped from the stage, he was afraid that someone would come to settle the score with him, so he fled back to the classroom with his face on his face.

There are also black fans in the stars, but she is afraid that she will collapse after she starts a business and gains fans.

She walked back to the classroom secretly, blocking her face, but at this moment, she collided with someone. The other party seemed to be a child, and she ran away with a "ouch".

She herself did not lose the benefits, subconsciously took a few steps back, and hit the big tree with a "bang" on the back of her head.

The collision was not light now. In a trance, she felt that she would not have had a bad fate like falling off a carriage and hitting Ziwei, who was blind after hitting the back of her head, right?

"Sister? Sister?" When Yan Luo was hit, the child stood there waiting for Yan Luo to apologize, but he saw the sister pretending to be demented, as if she wanted to escape responsibility. The child looked at her with condemnation.

."Aunt!!!"

He never talks to strangers, but this sister always feels familiar to him.

Yan Luo came back to his senses and looked down. He was indeed a child under ten years old.

How come there are children on campus?

She leaned down and asked him with concern, "Sorry, I might not have seen you just now, are you okay?"

The child's face was so bad that the verb "I didn't see it" deeply stinged his pain point: "Auntie, if you are so big, you will be half injured if you don't die."

Aunt……

This is so big...a lot...

Yan Luo touched the original owner's slender waist with a little depressed look, and even the mermaid line was faintly visible. How could he get fat?

How could this stinky child who can't chat be as bad as her younger brother?

"You little shit... will you chat?" Yan Luo's face was very stinky. As a high-level keyboard warrior in the 21st century, she has never lost in criticizing people. "Do you understand the car at the door of the supermarket?

?”

What should she be called? She is called sister!

"No, Auntie, my family is poor and I can't afford to play with a rocking car." The little boy's eyes widened and his face looked innocent.

Yan Luo gritted his teeth, "There is always a TV set? Look... Why did my sister tie you to the children's channel with her hands? I'll watch your windmill squeak on time at 7:30 tomorrow."

"Auntie, look at your belly so big, is the baby in your belly okay?" The little boy smiled sweetly, but the words he said were like three knives piercing Yan Luo's heart.

I met a master.

She twitched her mind and suddenly recalled a blog post from a greasy man who had read before going to bed. She subconsciously replied, "What's crazy about you, duck head?"

Little boy:...

"Auntie, are you okay?" The little boy frowned and looked at Yan Luo with his eyes full of "Are you sick?"

Yan Luo was used to being shameless, and the girl Literature opened her mouth, "Duck Head, you are talking angry, I don't believe it."

The little boy frowned and said to her earnestly, "Auntie, let's go and treat it if you are sick, don't avoid medical treatment."

Yan Luo was at ease, "You did these things to attract my attention, right?"

Little boy:...

Why don’t you find a piece of tofu to die?

The more Yan Luo thought about it, the more wrong it became. Why did this stinky child feel like her brother the more he listened to?

The more the little boy thought about it, the more he became, the more he felt like his sister was so crazy?!

Yan Luo spoke tentatively, "Watermelon winter melon cantaloupe?"

The child was stunned and subconsciously continued, "Are you a fool if you don't love me?"

Yan Luo was also stunned, with joy in his eyes, "Mango Apple Dragon Fruit?"

"I am your pistachio?"

"Young man in spirit, don't let the old lady in the village make jokes?"

"Wipe your nose first and then lift your pants from now on to start the social path?"

"Yan Luo?!"

"Yan Wang?!"

The two of them spoke in unison, but one was happy and the other was desperate.

It can be heard from the names of the two people that they are brothers and sisters, but their parents are too flirtatious. The eldest daughter is called "Yan Luo" and the younger son is called "King of Hell". The two of them are called "Yan Luo" together.

king".

Yan Wang is desperate, he can't figure it out no matter how he traveled through time and couldn't get rid of this stupid sister who was eight years old and who was just born, and who was sixteen years old and who was eight years old and who was eight years old.

!

"I have done so many evil things in my life, so I have such a sister." Yan Wang murmured.

"Brother, do you know why?" Yan Luo looked serious.

"Why?"

"Because I have been begging in front of the Buddha for thousands of years before I can get back the bad relationship between you and me." Yan Luo was serious, "It seems that our 'skinny and scum' combination is going to dominate the world again."

"Why?" Yan Wang's face was very smelly, "Aren't it a male and female thief?"

"What, why," Yan Luo condemned him with a heartache, "Now it is a society ruled by law, don't say that these stolen ones are not stolen."

"It's better to be 'svenomous scum'. I'm Sven and you're a scum."

“…”

With such a sister, what else can he do?

I can only endure it.

Yan Luo: There will be a result for all causes, and your retribution will be me

Yan Luo looked at his younger brother's pot cover and rua, "I didn't expect Yan Wang, why are you still so short when you wear books?"

The word "short" deeply pierced Yan Wang's pain. He jumped in an anxious manner, "You are only short! You are 1.6 meters tall!"

"Oh, I'm guessing it's 1.65 meters, you're only 1.4 meters." Yan Luo gloated.

Yan Wang started to be unethical and attacked her directly, and was about to step on her white shoes, "You are not mainstream! Red-haired rooster!"

This is their habitual movement at the beginning of the fight. Yan Luo flashed skillfully and kicked Yan Wang's butt decisively. Yan Wang didn't expect that his sister was so shameless and began to adopt the shrew's fight mode - it doesn't matter whether the moves look good or not,

Mainly fast, accurate and ruthless.

Facing this elementary school student's moves aimed at her lower plate, she would be beaten down if she didn't run away. Yan Luo would be distracted, anyway, her brother's legs were short.

Yan Wang swept his legs and was furious. He chased Yan Luo who was running away. The two of them started a chase on campus.

Yan Luo hopes that she has a hat to cover her face at this time, because she looks really bad: she, a young and beautiful high school girl, was chased by a primary school student and sweeping her legs?

Is this arguable?

Is this reasonable?

She felt her face hot and covered her face a little embarrassedly. Something happened when she covered her face. She almost knocked a middle-aged man away on the spot! Fortunately, she barely avoided it and only hit her away.

Files all over the sky.

Traditional Chinese virtues made Yan Luo unable to escape the unethical things. She had no choice but to brake urgently and squat on the ground to pick up the documents.

I don’t know if the documents that were like dandruff in the sky made Yan Wang’s face confused or hatred covered his eyes.

Or maybe her figure was exactly the same as that of the middle-aged man with the beer belly in Yan Wang's eyes.

Yan Wang rushed over and decisively gave the middle-aged man who was stunned on the spot a slip shovel!

Bang--

The world is quiet.

Yan Wang was so happy, but they were in a bad mood.

The middle-aged man who was thrown into a horse because of Yan Wang slipping and falling into a horse was nothing else. It was just by chance - the teacher! Director! Director!

The director of the teaching director was furious and put on the wig that Yan Wang had finally dug out of the sea of ​​documents. His face was dark and he whispered a demon:

"Go to the office and ask the parents to come!!!"
Chapter completed!
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