Chapter 35 Schoolgirl Heroine? Funny Guy and Funny Girl(1/2)
Rong Tangchu stuffed some sawdust into the stove, carefully twisted a piece of tissue with two thin fingers, lit it with a lighter, and then quickly threw it in.
Yuanxiao quickly threw in a few more thin pieces of firewood, and the flames finally became a little bigger.
The cauldron has begun to heat up. Yan Nanzhi, Yuanxiao, and Rongtangchuo all turned to look at Yan Luo with burning eyes, ready to listen to her next command.
Yan Luo had been brewing for a long time, she...
She sighed.
She has already begun to miss Yan Wang. Yan Wang is simply a full-level younger brother with full housework skills and cooking skills. In the past, when there was no one at home, she would have delicious meals without even entering the kitchen.
eat.
Sweet and sour pork tenderloin, fried noodles, fish-flavored shredded pork, mapo tofu, kung pao chicken...
Every day is never the same.
It's not like now, looking at the pot that is about to burn through the bottom and feeling helpless.
"I'll do it!"
In the silence, Yuanxiao stepped forward and volunteered.
Yan Luo's eyes were filled with surprise, "Can you cook?"
"Although I don't know how to...but I've watched a lot of mukbang!" Yuan Xiao patted her chest. "Leave it to me!"
Although Yan Luo felt that this had nothing to do with whether he could cook or not, seeing how confident he looked, she decided to believe him and solemnly patted his shoulder: "Then I'll leave it to you, Yuan Aiqing.
"
She turned to look at Yan Nanzhi who was doing nothing and said, "Send your beloved father-in-law to help you complete your great cooking career."
Dear father-in-law:???
Yuan Xiao pretended to be pretentious, patted her sleeves with her left and right hands solemnly, and imitated the eunuch's salute gesture in the palace drama: "Cha!"
Yan Luo was silent for a moment, "My lord, you are a minister, not a eunuch."
Yuanxiao suddenly understood, bowed and raised his hands and said, "I obey the order."
When Yuanxiao walked to the big pot, he was a little surprised: he had only seen this style of stove on TV and on his mobile phone.
He followed the example of those food bloggers, picked up the oil bucket and poured it in. The pot was already hot, and as soon as the oil touched the hot bottom of the pot, it splashed out.
Yuanxiao was so frightened that the oily flowers exploded onto his hand unexpectedly, and he almost dropped the shovel in his hand.
The oil continued to crackle and explode in the pot. The kitchen was already small, and four people were crowded next to the oil pot. The four people were panicked by the splash, jumping up and down, and they were so anxious...
Yan Nanzhi pushed Yuanxiao and hid behind him, "Come on, let's put the food on the table!"
Yuan Xiao panicked, picked up the washed vegetables and threw them in, without even draining the water. There was even water in the iron basin, so it all fell down.
The consequences can be imagined. The water droplets hit the high-temperature oil pan and made a huge "sizzling" sound, which shocked them again.
Smoke was constantly rising from the pot, and oil was splashing out. The smoke gradually filled the entire kitchen, and even the camera couldn't capture the fighting inside for the time being.
Some people panicked: "Stir fry quickly! It's going to burn!"
Someone had a bad idea: "Why don't you turn off the engine first?"
Someone else asked, “Where is my rhubarb?!”
The scene was very chaotic for a while.
The smoke gradually dissipated, and the "battle situation" was temporarily under control. The Yuanxiao was stir-fried quickly and elegantly, and the vegetables in the pot were not mushy, and they still looked presentable.
Yan Luo breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, today's dinner is in order.
The stir-fried vegetables were in the final stage. Yuanxiao picked up the soy sauce next to him and poured it in "tons and tons".
The color is too light? Pour it again!
No chef taste? Pour it again!
Looking at the dishes in the pot, the relaxed expressions on the faces of Yan and Luo gradually disappeared, and their expressions began to become serious.
Since too much soy sauce was poured in, it was already boiling "Gurgling, Gurgling, Gurgling", so the scene looked very curious:
The black "water" has been boiled, and green vegetables that have been softened and turned black are floating up and down.
How to describe the impact of that kind of picture...
It was like a black, turbid, smelly ditch with plastic garbage floating there.
Yuanxiao carefully served out the first dish she had made in her life, feeling a little excited.
First, scoop out the green vegetable balls that have condensed into a black ball, and then pour the black soy sauce on top.
He felt a sense of accomplishment, but the expressions of the other three were not so optimistic.
Yan Luo: Thank you for the invitation. You don’t need to eat anymore. I’m full already.
Yan Nanzhi looked at the still burning stove and wondered, "How do I turn off the flame?"
Yan Luo also fell silent.
Right? How to turn off the flame?
Yan Nanzhi tried to blow hard into it——
The fire burned even brighter.
And because he adjusted the layout of the firewood in the stove, a spark was ejected. By coincidence -
It landed on the white Lantern Festival Hanfu not far away!
Hanfu is inherently flammable fabric, and when it comes into contact with sparks, it quickly ignites like fire touching a haystack.
Lantern Festival:!
Yan Luo, Rong Tangchu, Yan Nanzhi:!
Staff:!
Audience:!
[My silly little friends, salt should be used to season fried vegetables. How can you pour soy sauce into them and stew them? 】
[Watching other programs only arouses my greed. Thank you "Transformation Plan" for curbing my sinful tendency to order takeout.]
[This is the Lantern Festival. You will lose your appetite when you see the dishes he cooks. Losing twenty pounds in a month is not a dream, and you still don’t say thank you to the Lantern Festival.]
【Thank you Lantern Festival!!】
【Thank you Lantern Festival!!】
【Ahhhhh!! His sleeves are on fire!!】
The scene that had finally settled down became lively again.
The air is full of joy.
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This end.
Director Hu heard the news from the intercom and was relieved to learn that there was no out-of-control fire on the other end.
These four children are really capable of... behaving like monsters.
No wonder the fathers of those sponsors are so anxious to get rid of it!
"Director Hu! Our super chat gained 50,000 new fans in five hours! And edited videos have appeared on various platforms!"
The technician responsible for network monitoring data excitedly walked into Director Hu's office with his computer and said.
So quickly?
Director Hu was a little surprised. Paying attention to the appearance of these children was one of the important factors in his decision to shoot the case so quickly, because the faces of the four of them were so convincing. Even if he pounced, he could still use the appearance of the marketing guests.
Attract some viewers.
He also didn't expect that the scissors responsible for editing would start cutting so quickly?
"How's it going?" Director Hu was also very excited. If this trend continues, his show will explode, and his show will not be cut off! "Is it editing for appearance?"
Just the faces of these four people, how can we cut out several campus sadomasochism or campus sweet dramas?
"No..." The technician's face showed an unspeakable expression.
"The playback volume is not good?" Director Hu looked at it with open eyes and comforted the technician, "It has only been broadcast for a few hours now, so it is normal for the data to be poor."
"No... the playback volume is very good." the technician continued.
"Oh? That's...?"
The technician stepped forward and showed him the videos on his phone:
"Internet dragging brothers and sisters vs. real-life dragging brothers and sisters"
It starts with a clip of Yan Luo getting out of the car in a cool and stunning way and Yan Nanzhi's good looks, and then there are gifs of the two of them stunned, and even being fucked!
"My mother is afraid that I will mess up my luggage with great effort"
To be continued...