Chapter 38: People are good at being bullied, and goose is good at being bullied by red-headed mushrooms
Yan Luo led his mother-in-law and walked in aggressively.
Everyone has the same expression on their faces, and their heads are slightly raised, showing a unified arrogance.
There's actually a bit of a weird... resemblance?
"Sister Luo, what do you have in this big bag?" Yuanxiao asked while adding rice, stretching her neck curiously, "Huh? There is also a big goose."
A small square table was set up in the center of the kitchen, and four small and short red plastic benches were placed around it. There was only a pitiful plate of dark dishes on it. Yan Nanzhi and Rong Tangchuan
He had already sat down, staring at the plate of dishes in silence.
Yan Nanzhi sighed deeply, tried to fill his stomach with water, picked up the boiled water at hand and drank it.
Yan Luo sat down naturally, put the big black bag at his feet, took the rice handed over by Yuan Xiao, and said casually: "This is the mount I conquered - called Da Mu Ling."
Yan Nanzhi, who was drinking water: "Pfft!"
A mouthful of water spit out of his mouth unexpectedly. Fortunately, he reacted in time and sprayed the water onto the floor with a tilt of his head.
Otherwise they will lose their only dish.
What?
Yan Nanzhi began to doubt his ears.
This goose - called Big Female Zero??!
Yan Luo felt a little pity for no reason. He looked at the dish with regret, why didn't he spray it on the dish?
The people in the main live broadcast room were also confused:
【Big, big mother zero?】
【Is it what I believe? 】
【I also……】
[The civil and military officials of the entire dynasty hesitated and hesitated, but no one dared to speak out.]
【You won’t say yes, right? Then I won’t say either.】
【This trip has been very fruitful.】
[Not only that, Lord Yan has a sleeping dragon and a phoenix under his command.]
Rong Tangchu paused for a moment and vowed not to be as embarrassed as Yan Nanzhi, so she tried her best to suppress the corners of her mouth.
As soon as the corner of her mouth moved up, she lowered it down. The up and down movements were very similar to...the corners of her mouth twitching.
"It's the big, mu, spirit." Yan Luo emphasized every word, "The mu of the field is the spirit of the elf. I hope it can become the elf on the field. What's wrong?"
This explanation did not seem convincing. The expressions of the two people still looked like they had eaten flies, and their facial nerves were disordered.
"What's going on?" Yuan Xiao was confused, "Am I the only one who doesn't know what Big Mother Zero means?"
Rongtangchu introduced the science in a serious manner, "Big Mother Ling refers to a very effeminate Ling, whose words and deeds are artificial, often seen on the Internet and in Thai dramas. Next, let's ask Ms. Yan Luo and Mr. Yan Nanzhi to demonstrate it for us.
"
Yan Luo:('??')
Yan Nanzhi:(??°Δ°`)
Yan Luo raised her orchid fingers, pinched her throat, tapped Yan Nanzhi's shoulder, and said coquettishly: "You hate it~ I hate it most when people say I am a big mother zero~ You are the big mother zero~"
Yan Nanzhi:!
Is this a drama?
All eyes were focused on Yan Nanzhi. Yan Nanzhi was riding a tiger, and he clenched his small fists, pretending to be coquettish, and hit Yan Luo on the shoulder. He said in a high-pitched voice: "Huh~ You are the one who hates~ I am not the same."
Big Mother Zero~”
It's over, now I have truly become a beloved father-in-law.
Yuanxiao nodded in understanding, "Like those ladies' boys in the Thai dramas I used to watch?"
Rongtangchuan gave him an affirmative look.
Yan Nanzhi's earlobes turned red, and he was so embarrassed that he picked up the chopsticks and ate the rice covertly, then looked at Yan Luo seriously: "Yan Luo, is there really no one you care about in this world?"
He wanted to ask her how to exercise her face so thick.
He often disappears with them because he is not thick enough.
Yan Luoman replied without care, "This is not recording and broadcasting, it will be cut off anyway!"
Recording and broadcasting? Yan Nanzhi thought about it suspiciously.
That's good.
[Hush, don't tell them, this is live broadcast.]
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I really laugh to death]
[I have been able to imagine that our little princess has a cracked expression on these clips.]
[Does no one save the princess's emoji package? [Dragon Dragon Spray · GIF]]
[What's wrong with you !! What I want to see is the exquisite life of the rich son and the rich family, not here to play the big mother zero !!]
[Our protagonist and princess really have no burdens.]
"We ... really want to eat this?" Yan Luo held chopsticks for at least five minutes, and he couldn't get chopsticks.
This really requires a little psychological preparation.
"Eat it!" The Lantern Festival first pinched a chopstick, picked it into his mouth with a meal, and motioned them while chewing, "Eat quickly, but the meal is."
Yan Nanzhi carefully twisted one, and the soft dish was still dripping with black water. He closed his eyes and put it in his mouth, chewed for a while, and then took a big sip of meals.
Rongtang cluster also tentatively stretched out the chopsticks and clamped a chopstick, put it in the mouth, and quickly picked up two or three meals.
Seeing that all three of them ate, her face was not different, and Yan Luo became bold, clamped a chopstick, hesitated for a while, or put it in her mouth.
Alas!
齁 齁 齁!
Isn't it just a meal!
Yan Luo took a few sips of meals.
[Seeing their expressions, I know that this dish is salty.]
[High emotional quotient: meals. Low emotional quotient: Xianxian]
[High EQ: Stir -fried vegetables. Low EQ: Steal sauce stewed vegetables]
[High EQ: Novice Chef. Low EQ: Full -level Refining Drug Witch]
"How is it? Is it delicious?" The Lantern Festival asked looking forward to it.
Yan Luo thought for a while, and gave a euphemistic evaluation, "Do well, don't do it again next time."
Lantern Festival: ...
There is no expression on the face of Rongtang cluster, "I can only eat food once in my life."
Lantern Festival: ...
Yan Nanzhi is less face -to -face: "If I guilty, please let the law punish me, instead of sending the Lantern Festival to cook for us."
Lantern Festival: ...
The dishes are unpalatable. Life has to live. Four people leaned on this dish and finished a large pot of white rice.
The rice is finished, and there are more than half of the vegetables.
Yan Luo thought about not being wasted, so he brought it in front of the large acre spirit, and the Da Mi Ling sniffed, and made a sound of "yue" that was similar to goose.
A wings are buckled directly on the ground with vegetables.
Where is the poison? I actually want to murder the goose!
Really don't even eat goose.
Yan Luo patted his head in a politely, but his heart was secretly happy: it's great, you don't need to continue to eat this ghost dish tomorrow.
Rhubarb jumped down from Yan Nanzi's legs, and jumped towards the big acre spirit.
It fluttered a few times, as if I wanted to go to the back of the large acre spirit, but the helpless body was too small, the legs were too short, and I couldn't go up.
I do n’t know if the big acre spirit is intentional. The fat body does not hit the small yellow body of the rhubarb. The rhubarb was directly popped out, and it rolled a few times on the ground.
Sit in the place and send it.
Yan Luo caught a glimpse of it, picked up the rhubarb kindly, and put it manually on the mother's back.
Da Mu Ling:......
It’s true that good people are deceived by others, and good geese are deceived by red-headed mushrooms!
But what can be done?
Chapter completed!