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Chapter 48 Yan Wang: I often feel out of place because I'm not stupid enough

"Brother Cang, our fourth uncle... has something to do." Yuanxiao said blankly. He looked at Yan Wang's skillful movements and was stunned from the beginning.

Yan Wang poured the wild vegetables and bacon in the pot on a plate and said casually: "Theoretically, a diligent genius is a genius no matter what he does, while a lazy fool will be a fool everywhere."

As a genius child who has been famous since childhood, he still has this confidence.

Yan Luo and the others:...

Has been connotated.

This strafing range is really large.

But they couldn't think of refuting his words.

Yan Wang: "It's time to have a meal."

As soon as Yan Wang said this, he could forget even if he punched them a few times. He actively pushed the folding table, placed the chairs, and served the dishes.

It's completely different from the bleak dinner atmosphere yesterday.

Yan Luo and others sat down one by one, each with a bowl of hot rice and a pair of chopsticks in front of them.

Atractylodes lancea carries the stewed soybeans that had been stewed in a casserole for a long time and puts them in the middle.

As soon as the lid of the casserole was opened, the steam burst out instantly. The bottom of the casserole was still hot, and the thick soup was bubbling, and the fragrance of pig's trotters immediately spread.

Looking at everyone's excitement, Yuanxiao said suspiciously: "'Why do I feel that you didn't seem so happy when we had dinner yesterday?"

Before Yan Nanzhi could restrain his mouth, he forced his mouth to press down on his corner and pretended to be deep, "We were also very happy yesterday."

Lantern Festival doesn't believe it: "Is that?"

"Yes." Yan Luo continued, "We have always been invisible to express our emotions."

"That's right." Rong Tangcuo agreed and emphasized, "Happiness and anger are not reflected in color."

Seeing that Lantern Festival had something to say, Yan Luo quickly changed the topic, "Eat it, it will be cold if you don't eat it!"

The Lantern Festival will be stopped immediately.

The others couldn't wait. After today's cooperation, they became familiar with each other and were no longer reserved. They picked up their chopsticks and went to the food they liked.

Everyone's eyes lit up: the fried bacon with wild vegetables is rich in taste, the wild vegetables are fresh and crispy, the bacon is salty and fragrant and slightly spicy, one bite of wild vegetables and one bite of bacon, and then one bite of rice, the lips and teeth are fragrant.

Although the fried wild vegetables are simple to make, they taste very good. The wild vegetables are very fresh and the heat is just right and will not be too old. Simply seasoned with fine salt is enough to be amazing.

The most worth mentioning is the stewed soybeans in pig's trotters. The trotters are stewed softly on high heat. They don't need to bite them with teeth. They can easily be pinched off with a slight sip or clipped with chopsticks. The trotters are soft and rotten and tasted.

The soup is thick and delicious, especially pouring the concentrated soup onto clearly divided rice...

After working for a day, they didn't care about their image (although they didn't have it from the beginning), picking up the dishes one by one, and keeping the rice.

After eating, there is another problem-

Who will wash the dishes?

Several people also realized this problem and looked at each other.

Yan Nanzhi looked at Atractylodes.

Atractylodes immediately turned around and looked at Yan Luo.

Yan Luo pretended not to understand what he meant and looked at Rong Tangcuo in the direction of his eyes.

Rong Tangcun's eyes were directed towards Lantern Festival.

Yuanxiao subconsciously turned her head and found that Yan Wang beside her was staring at him with death. She pretended to stretch her neck very naturally, looked around the ceiling, and then lowered her head.

He looked up again and found that the five people on the table looked bright and looked at him with anticipation.

He felt a thump in his heart, lowered his head and said aggrievedly: "I washed yesterday..."

Yan Luo's conscience was slightly condemned, and a rare conscience discovered: "We can't bully honest people, let's do this. When we play games, whoever loses the game will wash dishes."

Several people agreed.

Yuanxiao said vigilantly: "It can't be scissors and stone cloth anymore."

He fell on this yesterday.

"Then let's play... Landlord?" Yan Luo suggested. "Can you do it?"

"Yes!" Yan Nanzhi was eager to try.

It turns out-

Yan Nanzhi can be a big deal.

He is simply a typical example of being both chewy and playful.

As a landlord, he was stingy and stingy, and he was reluctant to give up cards other than three. He held them tightly in his hand and was directly taken away by the farmers' start-up bomb and spring.

As a farmer, he was incompetent and furious. He started by raising all the big names, protecting the landlord on the other side, hitting our teammates, holding one three, one four, one five, one seven, looking at the big names of the landlords.

, can only say "pass", "pass" and "pass".

In the end, the power to wash dishes successfully fell into his hands.

Everything on the table was opened, and Yan Luo was still feeling unsatisfied, "Then let's have a little fun!"

Yan Nanzhi continued to be excited and was not affected by the Landlord's mood at all because of losing ten consecutive games: "Yes!"

It is best to wash the dishes a little later.

"What are you good to play..." Yan Luo's tone elongated and he thought.

Lantern Festival came up with a bad idea: "Let's play with that bloody Mary!"

The moon is dark and windy nights are the best for playing with some exciting things.

"What is Bloody Mary...?"

Lantern Festival explained: "In foreign legends, summoning bloody Mary can predict the future. It is said that her name will appear after calling three times in front of the mirror. She will be harmless and will answer your questions, and the fierce and will tear you with her sharp claws.

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"The way to summon Bloody Mary is: Step 1: Walk into the bathroom alone, Step 2: Lock the bathroom door and turn off all the lights. Step 3: Facing the mirror, light a candle between you and the mirror.

Step 4: Silently recite 'I believe in Bloody Mary' three times."

Foreign?

Yan Luo wondered: "Foreign ghosts? Can they understand Chinese?"

Yuanxiao thought for a while and replied seriously, "You can also pronounce her name 'booldmary'."

Atractylodes: "Want to enter the country? Do you have a Chinese passport? Do you have a self-isolation for 14 days?"

Lantern Festival: "It shouldn't be... right?"

Rong Tangcuo: "Why do you say 'I believe in Bloody Mary'? If someone also believes in Buddhism, will Mary fight with the powerful Buddhist powers?"

Lantern Festival: "Yes, yes?"

Yan Nanzhi: "Who is the best Aunt Mary and the God of Fighting in China?"

Yuanxiao thought about the deeds of Sun Dasheng subduing demons and demons from all walks of life, and honestly said: "It should be Sun Wukong."

Aunt Mary still missed her eight hundred monkeys in front of Sun Wukong.

Yan Nanzhi looked at it for granted: "Then why don't we summon Sun Wukong? What's the point of summoning a foreign aunt?"

Yuanxiao thought it made sense, so he humbly asked: "How should Sun Wukong summon?"

Yan Nanzhi thought for a while, "Would it be that he said to the waterfall: 'Brother, the master was captured by the monster', 'Brother, the second brother was captured by the monster', 'Brother, the master and the second brother

They were all captured by monsters'."

Lantern Festival: "It seems to make sense."

Yan Wang next to him listened to these wise conversations and couldn't bear to look at him and held his forehead.

I often get out of place with them because I’m not idiotic enough.
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