Chapter 167 The Lost Dog
Everyone pricked their ears, each of them looked like curious babies.
"Because Vice President Zhu started masturbating since he was about ten years old, he was injured." Wang Dachun said meticulously.
"What!"
"What the hell!"
"Damn!"
"It's too strong to start masturbating at the age of ten!"
"Yes, I started masturbating at the age of twelve. I thought I was already very strong! No wonder people can be the dean!"
"Die! I didn't expect you to be such a person."
As soon as Wang Dachun finished speaking, the scene was like a scoop of water poured from boiling oil, and the pot exploded.
Everyone whispered and talked a lot.
"You, you..."
Zhu Jiale pointed at Wang Dachun and looked at him with fear. This guy could even calculate how old he started masturbating, because except for himself, even his parents knew about this.
Is this still a human?
Zhu Jiale developed fear of Wang Dachun for the first time.
"Gar!"
Zhu Jiale lost all his face this time. Thinking of this, he was so angry that he rolled his eyes and fainted.
Wang Dachun shook his head and said speechlessly: "I'll go! I'm dizzy now? I'm planning to dig out more of your black material! For example, you once peeked at a woman taking a bath..."
"Gar!"
Zhu Jiale rolled his eyes again, and this time he really fainted.
The students were panicked, "This...Dean Wang, what should I do?"
Wang Dachun waved his hand, "Don't panic, babies, Vice President Zhu just fainted and couldn't die!"
Everyone then breathed a sigh of relief. Dean Wang's class was so exciting that he directly made the first vice dean faint.
"Today I will teach you how to wake up unconscious patients. The easiest way is to pinch the human."
Zhu Jiale is a patient for Wang Dachun for free today, which is simply a good example to learn from Lei Feng!
Wang Dachun said: "Renzhong acupoint is our life-saving acupoint, also known as a water ditch, which is a first aid acupoint commonly used in traditional Chinese medicine. Stimulating this acupoint has the effect of raising blood pressure and stimulating the respiratory center. It is often used for stroke, heat stroke, shock, coma, poisoning, and people with allergies who suddenly experience respiratory stops, blood pressure drops, etc.
When pinching Renzhong, you must master the correct skills. When pinching, relax your shoulders and arms, press the fingers of your thumb, index finger or middle finger on Renzhong acupoint, place the other four fingers at the lower jaw, and then push the thumb up from the middle. Pay attention to the force of your fingers to retract, penetrate the fingers, and constantly move your thumb to give even rhythmic stimulation.
Then use force and loosen the force. Repeat this and do continuous pressing or tight and loosening pressing until the patient wakes up.”
Wang Dachun was demonstrating for everyone, and soon Zhu Jiale woke up, "I...what's wrong with me?"
Wang Dachun smiled, "Vice President Zhu, I have a way to treat your failure to lift your premature ejaculation."
Zhu Jiale's eyes lit up and he turned around and sat up, "Are you serious?"
Wang Dachun smiled and said, "Didn't you say you didn't give up and you didn't have premature ejaculation?"
"You..." Zhu Jiale realized that he was fucked by Wang Dachun again, and he was so angry that his eyes turned and fainted again.
"I'll go! It's the dean, my psychological quality is too bad!" Wang Dachun shook his head speechlessly.
"Puchi!" Jiang Lina laughed, and suddenly she was like a slowly blooming lily.
Wang Dachun smiled and said, "Who did you try the method of pressing the Renzhong acupoint just now to wake up Vice President Zhu. The opportunity is rare. Vice President Zhu doesn't play models for us for free every day."
As soon as he finished speaking, the students burst into laughter again. Although Dean Wang was young, he was not only very good at medical skills, but also humorous and funny. His class was so interesting!
"I'll do it!"
"I'll do it!"
Wang Dachun reached out and pointed at a chubby student, "Little Pang, come on."
"Yes, Dean."
Xiaopang was shocked and under Wang Dachun's guidance, Zhu Jiale was quickly awakened.
Zhu Jiale just stood up and suddenly said "puff" and a foul smell hit her face.
"Hey! It smells so smelly!"
"It's so stinking!"
Everyone subconsciously pinched their noses, far away from Zhu Jiale.
Wang Dachun pinched his nose and looked disgusted, "I said Vice President Zhu, it's not good to bombard the lecture hall in front of so many classmates!"
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Zhu Jiale wanted to die, but he was not in the mood to argue with Wang Dachun. He just wanted to escape from this place quickly, and quickly limped out.
Wherever they passed, the students gave way, fearing that they would avoid it!
Wang Dachun yelled at Zhu Jiale's back, "Vice Dean Zhu, we will continue to discuss the topic of premature ejaculation in the next class."
Zhu Jiale staggered at his feet and left as if he ran away. He would rather face the devil than see Wang Dachun again.
Everyone was a little amused. This young honorary dean was so funny. It was a pity that the first vice dean was so miserable.
"good!"
I don’t know who applauded first. Zhu Jiale was not popular in the academy before, but today he was punished by everyone. Everyone felt relieved.
"Okay, now the mouse shit has been removed. Next, I will tell you about the origin of traditional Chinese medicine..."
Time always sneaks away inadvertently. In a blink of an eye, it was time to finish school. Wang Dachun stood up and said, "Okay, today's course ends here. See you in two weeks."
"Ah! It's actually two weeks. Can Dean Wang hold two classes a week?"
"Yes, two weeks a lesson is too little!"
"That's right, Dean Wang's lectures are so good, just have classes every day!"
The students were all reluctant to leave.
Wang Dachun waved his hand, "I can only have two weeks of class, I really can't get rid of it!"
...
"You have lost Zhu Jiale so badly today. I guess he will not dare to show off his power in front of you again." In the office, Jiang Lina stared at Wang Dachun without blinking, not knowing what she was thinking.
Wang Dachun smiled, "I am a little expert in dealing with scumbags!"
"Zhu Jiale is a man who will retaliate. Maybe he dare not fight you again on the surface, but he will definitely stumbling on you behind his back. You must be careful."
Jiang Lina kindly reminded that this guy had made a bad idea for her, but in the end he didn't make a decision. He became angry and said bad things about her behind his back.
Wang Dachun shook his head, "He is the grasshopper in the autumn and cannot jump out of my palm."
"With that being said, your sister is still here, so be careful."
Chapter completed!