Chapter 56: Openly teasing the men's football team! You have summarized it very well, don't summarize it next time!

Author: Cold water dispenser

Chapter 56: Openly teasing the men's football team! You have summarized it very well, don't summarize it next time!

Jiang Qin's system also kept coming to remind that popularity has been steadily increasing.

The increase in resentment value is so small that there are almost no prompts.

It seems that all online and offline audiences are disappointed with the men's football team. Otherwise, if there are some viewers who stand up for the men's football team, some prompts for gaining resentment values ​​in her system.

Not as much as it is now, from the moment she started her speech, the total increase has only been a pitiful little.

After a moment of pause, Jiang Qin raised the microphone again and opened the conversation.

She raised the volume while speaking a little, and her tone seemed a little more active.

"Although the national football team always loses, they are not so useless. At least in one thing, they are still of some use."

Hearing Jiang Qin's words, the audience suddenly changed, and the hearts of the audience were 'skipped', a little dumbfounded.

Isn’t this a long time to talk about it, and finally I have to feed everyone some chicken soup, so I would like to advise everyone to be tolerant of the men’s football team?

It has been many years since the audience's patience has been exhausted, and the decency that should be given to the men's football team has been given over and over again.

If you want to blame, you can only blame these people for not knowing how to cherish opportunities and not being ambitious and self-esteem. Everything has been seen through by Chinese fans. This group of people is essentially a pile of rotten wood, and it is difficult to rejuvenate the new year.

Tolerant to them is disrespect for one's mood and health.

Therefore, when he heard Jiang Qin's words, many people immediately jumped out to refute them in the audience.

"It's really useful!"

"Only side effects, there is no positive effect."

"Yes, what positive effects can wine bags have?"

"It's probably a foil, which makes Annanguo's weak team not that weak."

However, some smarter viewers, based on their understanding of Jiang Qin in these talk shows, knowing that she must have something in her words, is looking forward to her answer being revealed even more.

Jiang Qin looked serious and said seriously: "No matter how bad the national football team is, he has saved a person's life."

"During the World Cup qualifiers, the situation of the game was played everywhere, and even the hospital was no exception."

"There is a fan friend who has become a vegetative person in a car accident lying in a hospital bed. He has been lying in the hospital, and his relatives and friends can't wake up no matter how they call each other, and the doctor said there is no hope..."

"Until one day, the hospital's TV broadcast to the qualifiers, when the Chinese men's football team fought against Annan and suffered a 1:3 defeat, the friend got up and turned off the TV."

Hearing Jiang Qin's description, the scene appeared in the audience's mind. They seemed to have seen the vegetable friend with his own eyes forcefully supporting his body, his limbs stiffly but difficult to resist to the front of the TV. While cursing, he turned off the TV in anger.

When the audience thought of this, the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, I just said it's not that simple!"

"Haha. Vegetatives are awakened by male soccer anger."

"Since it's so annoying, why don't we consider launching the men's football team to the United States?"

"I guess when I saw that scene, the coffin boards of the men's ancestors could not be suppressed!"

"It's understandable, very understanding. When I saw the result of the game on the live broadcast, I wanted to smash the TV!"

"Hahaha, too, too. I wondered at the time why I couldn't figure it out so much. I had to spend the most precious time in my life watching a game that knew would make me angry."

The director and deputy director sitting in the director's room saw through the surveillance screen that everyone's reaction in the studio was very good, and the smile on their faces never stopped.

Through the intercom, the director continued to orderly direct the photographers on the scene to switch the cameras.

"Camera No. 1 gives Jiang Qin a close-up view of the upper body."

In the picture transmitted by camera No. 1, Jiang Qin raised the microphone to his lips and continued to speak in one go.

"It can be seen that everyone has a heart that is eager to change the fate of the national football team."

"As for me, I have also summarized nine conditions for the national football team to select football players. As long as these conditions are met, everyone's chances of being selected will definitely increase greatly. Please remember it carefully!"

The audience in the audience opened their eyes wide and looked at Jiang Qin, not knowing which one was singing. Although everyone could not predict what she would say, they were still full of expectations.

Under the attention of the audience, Jiang Qin clearly began to read the conditions for being selected for the national football team one by one.

"First, you can't win."

"Second, you can't defend."

"Third, you can't pass the ball."

"Fourth, you can't score."

"Fifth, you can't stop the ball."

"Sixth, after losing, you have to cry in front of the audience."

"Seventh, you have to be good at pushing the blame on other people and things, such as the environment, atmosphere, lawn, referee, weather, light, etc."

"Eighth, you have to save your energy during the game and wait until you go to a nightclub to dance after the game."

"Ninth, you have to insist on eating sea cucumbers."

From hearing the first selection criteria, each of them surprised the audience. After she said nine selection criteria in a row, the audience was applauding.

A large number of viewers shouted in the audience: "I can!!"

"Choose me, I can do it too!"

"Hahaha, it's something that everyone can do!"

"God's so fucking insisting on eating sea cucumbers! Hahaha!"

"The Football Association said: The summary is very comprehensive, and we are not allowed to summarize it next time."

"Before Jiang Qin revealed the answer, I thought I could not do anything, but after hearing her say it, I was overwhelmed with confidence! Let me go!"

"It's outrageous, but it's also very real. Jiang Qin's talk show is indeed comfortable to kneel down and watch."

Everyone was ready to go, as if they really saw hope of entering the national football team.

Let’s talk about the men’s football team who are not chosen according to these conditions? Why can they enter, but they can’t enter by themselves!

Looking at the faces of the audience who were obviously excited, Jiang Qin continued: "Although doing this does not mean that everyone can enter the national team 100% of the time, it at least increases the probability of selection."

"I hope that when the national football team is selected, everyone will participate! The base is large, and there will always be someone among you to choose."

"How to play after you choose depends on you!"

At this point, Jiang Qin ended today's speech with a 90-degree bow facing the audience.

The audience was still a little confused and didn't react much to what it meant. They carefully recalled the last words she said in their minds.

Suddenly, someone in the audience exclaimed: "Damn it! Why didn't I expect this method?!"
Chapter completed!