166 Departing from Yunnan and Guizhou
"Shut up!"
After a rebel mentioned the word Dudou, the old Taoist priest finally roared out.
After hearing the roar from the master, the scene instantly became quiet.
Zhang Bei forced Director Hu to hold back his smile and took two steps back.
Next came the family affairs, and it was inconvenient for the two of them to participate.
Just sit back and watch!
In the next ten minutes, the scene looked familiar, but slightly different.
The Taoist priest waved his belt, and one person held up his pants and beat up a group of rebels.
Looking at the wailing Taoist priests, Zhang Bei laughed out loud.
Speaking of which, the miserable life of the Taoist priest actually has something to do with Zhang Bei.
After all, he was the one who sent this rebellious little Taoist priest up the mountain.
At first, all the family members of this child died due to accidents, and the closest relatives were unwilling to raise him.
In the end, a mountain runner who was somewhat related to the child brought him home.
But later, the mountain runner also had a child of his own, and the kid was sensitive, so he approached Zhang Bei in the hope that he would not burden his uncle.
This is why the little Taoist priest's life experience is also the source of the Taoist priest's pain.
But there is no hate without reason in the world, and there is no love without reason.
There is naturally a reason why the young Taoist priest and the old Taoist priest fall in love and kill each other.
When Zhang Bei brought the boy to him, the old Taoist fell in love with him at first sight.
He is smart, cute, and still young, so he is very suitable to be his disciple.
He decided at that time to take this little Taoist priest who had not yet shown his rebellious nature as his disciple.
But who would have thought that the child would ask him if he would change seventy-two.
What the hell, if he knew how to do that thing, could he still be here?
But in order to accept a disciple, he didn't say no, he only said he would teach him later.
I originally thought that this kid would forget about this shit when he got older.
As a result, when he went to school and realized that the old Taoist priest would not change seventy-two, his miserable life began.
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The dog poop is considered good, and there are also centipedes and scorpions left.
Replacing toothpaste with mustard is already considered basic, but who has ever seen stinky tofu used for brushing teeth in the morning?
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He was once forced to become a monk for two months by this little bastard.
It is precisely because of this that the battle between master and disciple lasted for several years.
It doesn't matter if the two of them fight, but the other brothers will suffer.
When the little Taoist priest was being punished, any one who didn't have the foresight to come into the master's sight would basically not be able to escape even if he sat down.
But precisely because of this, the little Taoist priest, who already lacked family affection, became much happier in his life in the Taoist temple.
The old Taoist priest looked at the group of wailing disciples and fastened his belt again.
"Hurry up and cook, and those who brought the apprentice back should get out of here!"
Following the old Taoist priest's order, a group of people who were lying on the ground wailing instantly rushed into the Taoist temple.
Director Hu looked at the group of people who were moving skillfully, and looked at the little Taoist priest with sympathetic eyes.
But after all, he had been hanging for an entire afternoon. He raised this child as his own son, and he couldn't beat him any more.
However, death penalty cannot be avoided and living crime cannot be avoided.
Just because you don’t give me a beating doesn’t mean you can’t be punished!
"Copy the Tao Te Ching three times tonight and I will check it tomorrow morning."
"Thank you Master!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he quickly rushed towards the kitchen.
Although the Taoist temple is said to be a place where masters and disciples inherit the tradition, it actually looks more like a family.
Except for the few who are accepting disciples today who have become monks on the way, the rest are all children raised by old Taoist priests.
Watching the Taoist priest curse all day long, he actually dotes on these children more than anyone else.
In fact, it stands to reason that after the Taoist temple was opened to visitors and provided food and accommodation, they had a lot of income.
There is nothing wrong with saving a few years to renovate the Taoist temple.
But the Taoist priest has always felt that these children need to grow taller. With the money to renovate the Taoist temple, it is better to buy more meat for these children.
For ten years, the Taoist temple became more and more dilapidated day by day. It was not until Zhang Bei funded the renovation of the Taoist temple.
Zhang Bei finally came here once, and the dinner was extremely sumptuous.
Director Hu came with a rush, and the guests sat down at the dining table as they pleased.
For these Taoist priests who have grown up with their masters, Director Hu who has only been seen in videos is obviously more attractive than Zhang Bei who can be seen every year.
"You do whatever you want, I'll do it!"
"Director Fox, I am your fan and I want to toast you!"
"Director Fox, for the water monkey!"
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In the evening, I drank the rice wine brewed by the Taoist priest himself. It tasted like nothing but sweet in the mouth.
But anyone who has drank rice wine knows that this thing has great stamina.
You may not feel anything at first, but the longer it goes on, the more dizzy your brain will become.
And our Director Hu couldn't refuse the Taoist priests who came to offer toasts one after another, and he drank three kilograms of rice wine without realizing it.
Zhang Bei looked at the group of people who had lined up to toast again, and silently stuffed a piece of braised pork into his mouth.
Cool!
Time is like Director Fox’s dinner, not a single bite was eaten!
The night passed quietly. Zhang Bei packed up his things and headed towards the airport with the confused Director Hu early in the morning.
The beliefs provided in these two days are enough for the old Taoist priest to digest in the next period of time. Next, he will go to the Yunnan-Guizhou area to look for other mountain gods.
There might even be a chance to see the green peacock that Zhang Bei has always longed for this time.
That's a green peacock!
There are less than a thousand wild animals in the country!
If possible, Zhang Bei would even be willing to shorten Director Fox's life by five centimeters in exchange for a chance to see the green peacock.
There are not many acquaintances in Zhangbei in the Yunnan-Guizhou region. Only the Li family's pharmaceutical company has set up a research laboratory here.
After Zhang Bei called and asked for a car, he drove directly to the bed and breakfast he had booked with Director Hu, who was still confused.
The location he chose was the one closest to the mountains. It is convenient to go up the mountain. If you really encounter an irresistible danger, it will naturally be much safer to run to the mountain.
There is no live broadcast today, and Zhang Bei has no intention of going directly into the deep mountains and forests.
Taking advantage of the fact that he was not busy now, he put his things in the B&B, and Zhang Bei directly pulled Director Hu into a small alley.
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Zhang Beiceng was lucky enough to see that model soldier in the army.
He is 1.9 meters tall and has tendons all over his body.
Chapter completed!