It is impossible to say it is not embarrassing.
Before I could finish my words, this long fart broke all the atmosphere.
Fortunately, the emperor was thick-skinned and covered his stomach and asked Zhao Chen to wait for him here.
But I turned around and ran to the toilet behind.
The emperor obviously ate too much braised food, which made his stomach hurt.
Old Li said himself that he had to eat some braised food every meal these two days.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have any appetite for eating.
Can you not have diarrhea if you eat like this?
"Brother Zhao, come here!" Zhao Chen sat in the yard drinking tea, and vaguely heard the emperor calling him.
Zhao Chen didn't move.
He remembered that there was no paper in this toilet.
Old Li called himself now, but he just wanted to get paper for him.
Hold paper?
That is impossible.
Old Li has become more and more excessive recently, although he doesn't care about those false names.
But you, Old Li, directly seized all the credit for him, that wouldn't work.
This would not allow Lao Li to squat on the toilet for several hours.
Anyway, it's still early now, and Old Li has a stomachache, so he has to go in even if he comes out.
Just let him squat in there for a little longer.
This is also for Lao Li!
Old Li's head and legs were numb.
He regretted now that he was so greedy that he had eaten his stomach.
Originally, he seemed quite embarrassed when he was in Zhao Chen just now.
I finally left for a while, and I thought I could restore my aura.
Unexpectedly, not long after he squatted down, Old Li was shocked to find that there was no paper in the toilet.
Without paper, he can't always squat here.
Old Li mustered up the courage to shout Zhao Chen.
But I found that there was no response outside.
Although he told Zhao Chen that he would wait for him outside.
But that guy's words were of no use to him.
Who knows if Zhao Chen is still outside?
This is always not good to squat in the toilet.
The emperor knew that Wu Yu and Xiao Lizhi had both gone to the academy, and the other servants in the Zhao Mansion would not come to the backyard.
Since Zhao Chen didn't say anything, he should have something to go out.
So can he find some paper?
"Brother Zhao, I have something to discuss with you!"
"are you still there?"
To be on the safe side, the emperor shouted again.
He didn't want Zhao Chen to see him looking for papers everywhere.
The emperor breathed a sigh of relief without a response.
He knew that Zhao Chen's toilet paper was placed in the storage room not far from the toilet.
Just take two steps and you can reach it.
The emperor carefully opened the toilet door and glanced around. Fortunately, no one was nearby.
Old Li breathed a sigh of relief.
You can't let others see the embarrassing appearance of the emperor.
"You are..."
The emperor was about to get out of the toilet when he heard Zhao Chen's surprise voice coming from the side.
When he looked up, he saw Zhao Chen holding a stack of toilet paper in his hand.
Looking at myself strangely.
Old Li was stunned at that time.
Almost sat on the ground.
"Bang--"
The toilet door was closed heavily.
Today, I was so embarrassed that as the emperor, Zhao Chen saw such an ugly look.
If this is promoted by that kid, how could he, as an emperor, face the ministers?
Do you want to kill that kid?
This idea suddenly appeared from the head of Old Li.
Zhao Chen was also a little at a loss at this moment.
I also thought about giving Lao Li a piece of paper, after all, I didn't really let the emperor use his hands.
But Zhao Chen didn't know that the emperor would be so anxious.
He just went to get some straw paper, and the old Li almost came out.
Fortunately, there was no one else in the mansion, and Lao Li came out without carrying his pants.
"Well, Your Majesty, I'll go and paint a portrait of the heroes of Lingyan Pavilion, this paper..."
"roll!"
"Hey, OK!" Zhao Chen threw down the paper, turned around and left.
If you don’t leave at this time, wouldn’t it be that Lao Li will find an opportunity to deal with him?
I have to run away quickly.
Zhao Chen walked for a long time before the emperor slowly opened the toilet door and reached out to pick up the straw paper on the ground.
...
Changsun Wuji never thought that he would be harmed by Li Chengqian so sincerely one day.
After drinking a glass of wine in the East Palace that day, Changsun Wuji felt a severe pain in his abdomen.
After waking up, Li Chengqian told him that he had been poisoned by Li Chengqian.
It occurs once a month. If there is no antidote, it will definitely be heartbroken.
If Changsun Wuji was unfaithful to Li Chengqian in the future, Li Chengqian would have taken his life.
No matter how much Changsun Wuji hated him, there was no way at that time.
He really didn't expect that Li Chengqian would attack him like this.
"Master, do you feel better today?" The butler in Changsun Mansion was also a little strange at this moment.
Since Changsun Wuji returned from the Eastern Palace, he has not gone out for several days.
And he also asked him to secretly find Sun Simiao.
But Sun Simiao brought the students from Chang'an Medical College into the mountains to collect herbs, and I don't know when I will come back.
To be continued...