Chapter 66: All the Books Have Been Read in the Dog's Belly
Jun Lan was shocked!
She tilted her head and looked at Miao Laoer, and suddenly felt that her master should not enter the Medical Sect to practice the medical path. Such a genius with a brilliant tongue should enter the Buddhist Sect to practice the Buddhist path.
Buddhism saves all sentient beings and preaches to the world that it is a Buddha that put down the butcher's knife and becomes a Buddha immediately. Isn't it just a slap in a slap?
Just like her master now, she didn't move a soldier and a soldier, and just relying on her mouth, she calmed down a large-scale bloodshed incident that was very likely to happen - a fight, no matter how much she controls it,
There was no way to make sure that all the villagers who rushed up to beat her were damaged.
At the least, it may cause some oily skin to be broken, and at the worst, the bones are misaligned, etc.
After all, she is not the kind of Virgin who swung you back at me, and I stood obediently and let you hit me.
But now, because of the addition of her master and her extraordinary performance, all these hidden dangers seem to be resolved soon.
Junlan suddenly became interested. She did not run away, did not speak, and did not stop Miao from "saving all living beings".
She watched with great interest and became a melon-eating crowd.
Old Miao knew nothing about his little apprentice and had no time to take care of it.
He inspires his mouth and first shows his old and weak side, and successfully makes a group of simple and honest villagers feel ashamed.
He immediately worked tirelessly to instill in the villagers what it means to be "harmony is the most important."
"Everyone is born with a mouth. Since we all have a mouth, each of us has the right to freedom of speech. We can't say that you are allowed to speak only, so I am not allowed to speak, right? What's that? That's not just allow you to speak
Are the state officials not allowed the people to light the lights when setting fires?"
"Have you heard the story of the state officials only allowing fire to set fires and not allowing the people to light lamps? Have you never heard of it? It doesn't matter if I haven't heard it, I will tell you."
"This sentence means that officials can set fires and act recklessly, but they do not allow us ordinary people to light the lights. It is an act of oppression. You don't like being oppressed, right?"
Only fools like to be oppressed.
A group of villagers shook their heads repeatedly.
Old Miao said again: "Do not do to others what you do not want others to do to you. We are all kind and honest people, and we will not oppress others, right?"
That's natural, they don't bully people like those dog officials.
A group of villagers shook their heads and waved their hands, their movements neatly and uniformly, as if anyone who didn’t follow them would become unkind.
Old Miao was very satisfied with this, and he continued: "Besides, force cannot solve the problem. If you disagree, you will take action. That is the behavior of a savage that has not evolved..."
In the eighty-eight years of Miao Lao'er's life, he has never been as eloquent as he has been today.
It seemed as if the silent words he had been saying for decades before was to accumulate all the daily words and then pour them out on this day.
As the saying goes: Raise troops for a thousand days, use troops for a while.
The effect is very good. The purpose of reconciliation is about to be achieved, but at this moment, a sound suddenly sounded.
"What the old man said is not unreasonable, but it also depends on what is targeted."
The voice was very dull and had a "sizzling" noise, like an old bellows that I had used for hundreds of years.
It feels bad to hear it.
Of course, the words said were also unfriendly.
The moment the sound landed, Jun Lan immediately put away the identity of the melon-eating crowd, then straightened his waist and looked vigilantly at the source of the sound.
Being obedient and listening to the voice, the other party's "but" twist was clearly to destroy all the efforts of her master.
...Who is so unethical? Do you have to be happy to see their master and apprentice fighting with the villagers?
Jun Lan frowned, looked at him in the voice, and saw a figure wearing a gray Taoist robe standing up slowly.
It turned out to be the old nun whose hat was blown off by the wind.
Before, outside the yard, Jun Lan and the old nun hurriedly passed by each other. They didn't see the old nun's face clearly, but only saw a back and a naked head.
Now when she looked up close, she realized that the old nun was really old, with more folds on her face than her master's face, densely packed together, one after another, covering the whole face.
And every fold is still very deep.
At first glance, the old nun's face seemed to be cut by countless lines, giving people a strange split.
To be honest, this is a face that makes people easily have nightmares after watching it.
Her appearance was given by her parents, and she had no choice. Although Jun Lan had no intention of having any malicious intentions towards the old nun's face, she gasped gently when she saw such a face.
Her instinctive reaction just fell into the eyes of the old nun.
A hint of cruelty quickly rose in the old nun's eyes, which were almost balanced with his nose.
It turns out that people in the world are hateful!
What's wrong with her looking ugly? Is it her fault for her to look ugly? What can she do if her parents give her such a face? Can she crawl back into her womb and make a face for herself? Or
Just peel off this skin?
None of them!
She can only live with such a face!
When she was a child, she was called an ugly monster, a toad.
When she grew up, her sisters who were as old as her and even younger than her got married and had children, and there was not even a man around her.
She couldn't get married, no one wanted it, and she had such a scary face. She was simply a shame to the family.
The family cannot tolerate such shame as her.
So, she was carried into the nunnery by her family in a sedan chair.
From then on, the ancient Buddhas of the green lamps were always with each other, and the road ahead was pitch black, like a poor quality thick ink that could not be dissolved.
Just when she thought she would die in this thick ink, luck suddenly came magically.
Thinking of that luck, the old nun slowly exhaled a breath of turbid air, she lowered her eyes and returned to a calm and calm state.
Then he folded his hands together and pronounced the Buddha's name: "Amitabha."
This is the second Buddhist person that Jun Lan met after coming to this world.
However, as a Buddhist disciple, Master Xuanyi's name sounds calm, but Jun Lan heard the bloody murderous aura from the old nun's name in front of him.
What's more, she could see clearly the cruelty in the old nun's eyes just now.
A monk who serves under the seat of gods and Buddhas all day long, but still carries such a strong murderous aura on his body.
...The old nun is afraid that it is not a fake guy?
Jun Lan narrowed his eyes and looked at the other person in scrutiny, with a thoughtful look in his eyes.
But she didn't say anything, her eyes were not even aggressive, and she just looked at the old nun quietly.
——When the enemy's situation is unknown, it is best not to act rashly, and first observe the other party's words and deeds.
——Because, what a person wants to do and what he wants to do will permeate into his words and deeds, it depends on whether you can capture the key points.
This was taught to her by Grandpa Hua.
Facts have proved that the old man's words are not without reason.
Jun Lan quickly caught the point: the old nun came for her!
Then the old nun looked straight at her, pretended to chant the Buddha's name, and said slowly:
"This little donor, are you not a local person? You probably don't know that the local people are uneasy recently, and the elderly, weak, women and children are often disturbed by evil spirits. It is entirely up to the protection of the gods, the Goddess, whom you question, that everyone can live in peace.
How can you speak rudely to Empress Ji? What if Empress Ji gets angry, no matter everyone, what should you do? You are going to get trapped in everyone and the fire."
The opening was like "bangbang" and several big hats were smashed down.
Jun Lan raised his eyebrows, sowing discord with one hand and using a knife to kill people. Although she still doesn't know which immortal that Empress Ji is.
But there is one thing that Jun Lan can be sure of, that is: the villagers of Laoshi Village believe in the Empress Ji and worship it on the holy and inviolable detective. Whoever dares to say disrespectful words and do disrespectful things will immediately
Become the public enemy of the whole village.
This has been verified just now.
The old nun also grasped this and made clever use of it.
As expected, before the old nun's voice could be finished, the villagers who had finally been comforted by Miao Laoer were furious again and grinned at Jun Lan one by one.
"Stupid girl, tell me honestly, did you come over and harm us on purpose!"
"Is this an obvious matter? What else can I explain? She just came over to harm us with uneasy and kindness!"
"It may be that the next village sent here to make trouble! I heard that the next village has been in a very fierce situation recently. Yesterday, a child died in one day, and there were three old people!"
"Yes, yes, yes, I have heard about this. It's better for our Laoshi Village in all corners of the countryside."
"They must have seen Empress Ji protect and favor us like this, so they deliberately sent someone to sneak into our Laoshi Village. First, pretend to be from our Laoshi Village, and then deliberately say something offended by Empress Ji, so that Empress Ji mistakenly thinks we are
The people of Laoshi Village were disrespectful to her and, in anger, ignored us. In this way, they had reached a conspiracy to snatch Empress Ji from us!"
The person who said this was a middle-aged man, unlike other villagers with a wheat-colored face. The middle-aged man looked like a white-skinned face that had not been baked by the sun, and he was not wearing any common clothes for farmers.
I wore a short jacket and trousers, but a clean-washed blue gown, which looked like a scholar.
He spoke very well. He not only had clear order, but also used first and second, but also had a lot of imagination. He actually said that Junlan was a spy sent by the village next door to deliberately engage in sabotage.
With such a wild head, it would be a pity not to write a script.
Jun Lan was speechless. After looking at the middle-aged man in front of him who said with a concise word, he began to shake his head and pull up the ancient Chinese. He wanted to go over and kick him. If he doesn't understand the strange powers or gods, he will be fine.
He is still a scholar, has he read all the books into his dog's belly?
Unfortunately, the villagers agreed with the middle-aged man's words very much, and unanimously believed that Junlan was a spy sent by the next village to deliberately engage in sabotage, which was a spy who smeared the people of Laoshi Village.
They will naturally not be lenient when dealing with spies.
The fists and hoe that had just been put down were waving again. Old Miao watched as the villagers he had finally comforted had become hedgehogs who had become pierced.
The old man was so anxious that he was sweating on his forehead.
He swallowed his saliva and moistened his smokey throat before he had to walk the process again when he suddenly heard a loud "clang" sound in his ear.
Chapter completed!