Chapter 22 Awkward
"How dare you!" Xiao Bailong was frightened and couldn't help shouting.
"You're not my man, so why shouldn't I dare?" Chen Jiaojiao rolled his eyes and said deliberately.
"Hmph, are you worthy of being my woman?"
"I have thousands of concubines, and any one of them will be more beautiful than you, more lovely than you, better-tempered than you, and more kind-hearted than you!" Xiao Bailong said arrogantly.
Chen Jiaojiao sneered "Hey" and reminded it: "Zhuo Zhuo, you still don't seem to be able to recognize the reality?"
"Think about it carefully, where are you now, where are your thousands of concubines, and who is your master?"
"Ahhhhh..." Xiao Bailong immediately became irritable.
"Stop ah ah ah ah ah, and be more aware of current affairs!"
"As long as you can promise to act in accordance with the three requirements I told you before, I will not only not castrate you, but also treat you politely. Otherwise, I will call you my mother anytime, anywhere.
Or someone else, help me castrate you!"
"Moreover, I will feed your castrated things to the dogs!" Chen Jiaojiao said at the end, his tone deliberately vicious.
Xiao Bailong was not convinced and immediately glared at Chen Jiaojiao fiercely, preparing to say a few harsh words to fight back.
Chen Mingyue didn't give it this chance. When she saw it glaring at Chen Jiaojiao, without saying a word, she whipped the little white dragon four or five times on its tail.
This time she was no longer using the mana from the early stage of Nascent Soul cultivation, but the mana from the early stage of spiritual transformation.
The little white dragon has a strong body. Although it is sealed by Ji Hao and has only the peak cultivation level of the late Golden Core, it can still barely withstand the whipping with the magic power of the early Nascent Soul cultivation.
But the cultivation level in the early stage of becoming a god is much higher than that of the early stage of Yuanying. If you use the magic power of the early stage of spiritual transformation to whip it, how can it withstand it?
Although it was a strong-willed creature, it gritted its teeth and endured the pain without letting out a sound of pain, but its tail was trembling uncontrollably in pain and was covered with purple scars, making it look very pitiful.
"Bastard, since you have become my bright and beautiful spiritual pet, you must have the consciousness of being a spiritual pet and must not disobey your master!"
"Otherwise, if I see you trying to disobey my Jiaojiao next time, I will directly use my peak late-stage Mahayana cultivation to deal with you!"
"At that time, it will no longer be as simple as a few strokes with a whip. It will also be possible to peel your skin, beat your tendons, and feed your meat to dogs." After Chen Mingyue finished beating the little white dragon, she deliberately said coldly.
remind it.
"Okay, then you can use your peak late-stage Mahayana cultivation to deal with me now!"
"How can I, the majestic prince of the Dragon Clan in the Upper Realm, accept a cunning, cunning, despicable and shameless person like your daughter as my master?"
"Hmph, if I die, my father will definitely avenge me!" Xiao Bailong became even more unconvinced and said decisively.
"What, are you from the upper world? Or are you the prince of the dragon clan?" Chen Mingyue was surprised when she heard something was wrong, and asked in disbelief.
"Otherwise? Are you asking the heavens, in the past ten thousand years, has there ever been a six-clawed dragon like me?" The little white dragon raised his right forelimb, opened its claws, and showed it to Chen Mingyue.
"There are really six claws!" Chen Mingyue exclaimed.
Chen Jiaojiao didn't want to take the issue too far, so Xiao Bailong led her to the end and quickly reminded her: "Mom, these are not the point."
"The point is, it is already my spiritual pet, so it must have the consciousness to obey its master's orders and listen to my words. Even if it really wants to die, it depends on whether I agree or not."
"What do you mean?" Chen Mingyue asked.
"I have changed my mind now."
"I don't want to waste any more time on it."
"It must swear by the Tao within the ten-second countdown time limit. From now on, it will respect me as the Lord. Whatever I arrange for it to do, as long as it does not violate the traditional morality of Wentian Realm and is within the scope of its capabilities,
It must be done well, otherwise, there will be no progress in your cultivation in this life.”
"If he hasn't sworn after ten seconds, my mother will help me castrate him!" Chen Jiaojiao said seriously.
"Okay. But, how long is the ten-second countdown?" Chen Mingyue was confused.
"'Second' is a unit of time that I knew when I lived in China, a foreign world."
"For example, if I count '1, 2, 3' one by one now, the difference between 1 and 2 and between 2 and 3 is one second."
"'Countdown' refers to counting numbers backwards to measure time. For example, I am counting "10, 9, 8" one meal at a time. There are also differences between 10 and 9, and between 9 and 8.
One second." Chen Jiaojiao explained patiently.
"Okay." Chen Mingyue nodded.
"Then, I'm going to start the countdown now!" Chen Jiaojiao said, while looking at Xiao Bailong specifically.
"Xiao Bailong, are you ready?" she asked.
Xiao Bailong pretended not to hear, turned his head and ignored her.
Chen Jiaojiao's face darkened and he started counting down: "10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2——"
"I swear with my Taoist heart that from now on, as long as Chen Jiaojiao respects me enough and can treat me as a friend, I will respect her as my master."
"As for anything she arranges for me to do in Wentian Realm, as long as it does not violate the traditional moral principles of Wentian Realm and is within the scope of my ability, I will try my best to do it well. Otherwise, I will never make any progress in my cultivation in this life." Xiao Bailong jumped in first.
At the last second, I finally swore.
Moreover, after swearing, it seemed to have done something extremely against its will. It immediately lowered its head in shame, crawled to the corner of Chen Jiaojiao's Dantian, curled up its entire body tightly, and then stopped moving.
Chen Jiaojiao couldn't help but feel a little funny.
This awkward little guy!
Although it has edited and changed part of the oath that Chen Jiaojiao asked it to swear, the overall meaning has not changed significantly. Chen Jiaojiao is basically satisfied and has no intention of embarrassing it.
On the contrary, it had devoured so much of Chen Jiaojiao's true energy before, and it still made Chen Jiaojiao feel aggrieved.
Chen Jiaojiao thought for a while and asked it: "Zhuozhuo, you have devoured so much of my true energy, shouldn't you apologize to me?"
"My name is not Zhuo Zhuo. My name is Ao Yi. If you don't call me by my real name, you are disrespecting me. I can ignore you." Xiao Bailong was silent for a moment, and then said a little sarcastically.
Chen Jiaojiao smiled slightly and said warmly: "Actually, I don't disrespect you. Haven't you heard of the poem 'The peach blossoms shine brightly'?"
"I named you Zhuo Zhuo just because your eyes are red and as beautiful as peach blossoms."
"Moreover, my name is Jiaojiao and your name is Zhuozhuo. When people hear this, they will tell us how close we are. People who don't know us might even think that we are biological siblings!"
"We can't be siblings. Including the time I spent in my mother's belly, I'm over 300 years old this year. How old are you?" Xiao Bailong said sarcastically.
"Okay, then I can call you Brother Zhuozhuo from now on." Chen Jiaojiao said with a smile and no grudges at all.
Xiao Bailong was a little surprised.
It looked deeply at Chen Jiaojiao, and said with a somewhat uncomfortable expression: "Actually, I didn't swallow your true energy, I just hid it."
"Then where are they now?" Chen Jiaojiao was curious.
Chapter completed!