Chapter 1 Now I don’t want to be a human being

Chaos is undivided, the sky and the earth are chaotic, vast and indistinct, no one can see it.

Since Pangu broke through the Hongmeng, he opened up the distinction between purity and turbidity.

Encourage all sentient beings to look up to the Supreme Benevolence and discover that all things will be good.

…

If you want to know whether learning the scriptures is successful, you must look at the Jade Emperor.

Heaven.

Tianhe Marshal's Mansion.

A man wearing golden armor is sitting in the hall thinking deeply at the moment. The man is very handsome, with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, fresh and handsome, a straight nose and thin lips, and he is suave...

Summarize it in four words - starting point readers.

first.

This is not to say that Tianpeng is better than them in talent, but... he is so sophisticated in human nature!

"Harmful."

Who the hell hasn’t seen this?

The five members of the protagonist's semen retrieval team, well...

If you want to live in the mortal world, then live in the mortal world. If you want to be a pig, then be a pig. You can live freely in the mortal world. As for learning from the scriptures?

The main reason is that Tang Sanzang was a mortal. If he traveled through time and became Tang Sanzang, Zhu Xiaopeng felt that the story of seeking Buddhist scriptures would have ended in the Daughter Kingdom.

Die early and be reborn early.

A heavenly general in silver armor came in and shouted:

Reincarnate as a pig and then go to seek scriptures?

Zhu Xiaopeng frowned, and the more he thought about this, the more painful it became. Of course...if he analyzed the Buddhist scripture-seeking team one by one, it would be relatively better if he traveled through time and became Zhu Bajie.

You must know that the two Heavenly War Gods, Yang Jian and Nezha, have the same level of cultivation as Taiyi Golden Immortal in the late stage of Dzogchen, and are not even Daluo Golden Immortal.

To be precise - Marshal Tianpeng.

then.

Of course, there is a disadvantage here, that is, the cultivation level needs to be re-cultivated. After Zhu Xiaopeng merged with Tianpeng, he found that the cultivation base at this moment was perfect in the early stage of Daluo Jinxian, and further it would be the middle stage of Daluo Jinxian.

But in the current Three Realms, after becoming a god, Patriarch Hongjun took away all the saints, and Daluo Jinxian is already very powerful.

After some analysis and self-comfort, Zhu Xiaopeng let out a long sigh. If he thought about it carefully, he felt that Zhu Bajie... was not bad.

"Report to the Marshal, we inspected the Tianhe River and found that the newly appointed Bima Wen actually brought the Tianma to our Tianhe River and set it free."

Looking at the entire world of Journey to the West, Marshal Tianpeng's starting point is definitely Tianhu. He needs strength and strength, power and power, background and background, and a girlfriend... none!

Well...

When Zhu Xiaopeng heard this, his face looked a little strange.

system?

Zhu Xiaopeng, who was originally prepared to give up and accept his fate, suddenly his eyes lit up.

It’s really good!

Although the canopy is about to collapse at the beginning, Zhu Bajie's wonderful life will begin soon.

Today, after Zhu Xiaopeng completely integrated Tianpeng's memories, he discovered a very "fuck" information.

Earthly Immortal, Heavenly Immortal, True Immortal, Mysterious Immortal, Golden Immortal, Taiyi Golden Immortal, Daluo Golden Immortal, Quasi-Sage, Saint.

"The system is loaded and bound successfully, and the negative emotion collection system is at your service."

It hurts my heart, iron juice.

Needless to say about the rolling curtain, Liushahe is suffering from the pain of thousands of swords piercing the heart, and Xiaobailong starts with a tauren. These two people are inseparable!

Zhu Xiaopeng was a little excited and came to feel it.

Well…

In short, Marshal Tianpeng's position of strength can be leveled.

Then just hold Cuilan in your arms and wait quietly at Gaolaozhuang to join the team. After joining the team, you can hang up, move your heart, and eat and drink...

Zhu Xiaopeng moved his butt and replied calmly: "Why do you need to report such a trivial matter to me? Why don't you just drive him away?"

In the early stage, Monkey was really arrogant.

As for the future, Zhu Xiaopeng felt that without the Nine-turn Great Return Pill, it would be very difficult to return to the Great Luo Jinxian stage.

Goldfinger?

Negative emotion collection?

As for the roller blinds and the little white dragon.

The monkey went to heaven.

Damn it?

Journey to the West!

Oh no no…

Although it looks like a beautiful scenery, it is actually the founder of the sect who "plays monkeys", not to mention that there is still suffering under the Five Elements Mountain, which has been suppressed for five hundred years.

Since there is something wrong with this, then why do you still want to go to the lower realm and return to Daluo Jinxian? You should set a small goal - to be a saint, and then serve the Queen Mother Chang'e and the seven fairies in one pot!!!

The monkey...is here.

Not to mention a few heavenly soldiers and generals.

Just like that, I got on the time-travel express and came to the world of Journey to the West. Instead of traveling through time and becoming Little White Dragon, I traveled through time and became Zhu Bajie.

This is crazy?

At this moment, Zhu Xiaopeng felt a little hopeless. What does it mean when a monkey goes to heaven to be Bi Mawen?

This means that the monkey is the grasshopper after autumn, and he cannot jump for a few days.

And after the monkey rushes into the street, won't it be Zhu Xiaopeng's turn next?

The silver-armored general was a little embarrassed and replied:

"Marshal, that monkey is so arrogant. Not only did he not listen when we asked him to leave, he even hit one of our people. I...I didn't hit him either."

Whatever.

Sun Wukong.

At this moment, I am afraid that the Jade Emperor and Laojun, or Tathagata and Ran Deng, have offended the monkey. He dares to point his nose and scold him. There is no way for everyone to pet him!!

"Don't worry about him."

It was only the physical body that was knocked down to the mortal world, but its soul was not damaged. If I could go down early, practice more diligently, and return to the Da Luo Jinxian realm, there is still hope.

The handsome man's name is Zhu Xiaopeng. He was originally a fish out of the nine-year compulsory education. Who would have thought...if he didn't close his eyes, his whole life would pass by.

You mean Chang'e? (Nirvana Fairy)

Zhu Xiaopeng began to murmur in his heart again, since he made a mistake and was brought down to earth, then he had to fake it and do it for real! This should be called entering the drama, yes... it is entering the drama.

In fact, Zhu Xiaopeng has always wondered how many times Tang Sanzang was rubbed by monsters on the way to obtain scriptures, and there was no smart monster who rubbed off Tang Sanzang's dead skin and ate it?

Unfortunately, extreme joy brings sorrow.

"Tongzi, please start your performance!"

Who knows that Tianpeng is the only seedling of the Human Sect, and I am an all-powerful boss. With a Nine-turn Great Return Pill, he can directly break through the Great Luo Jinxian and achieve a realm that is difficult to reach for many immortals in their lifetime.

suck

Just then.

At the beginning, when Zhu Xiaopeng knew that he had traveled through time and became Marshal Tianpeng, that guy was extremely happy.

Tang Sanzang?

This is a bit complicated

Tang Sanzang really enjoyed a blessed life. Sun Wukong and the others broke through the level and downloaded the dungeon. Tang Sanzang took a bath in the "club" all the way to Lingshan Mountain.

drop!

"The system is loading..."

The monkey became Wen Ma.

"very good."

drop!

"The negative emotion collection system can collect the negative emotions of others. After the host collects the negative emotion values, it can be redeemed for generous rewards."

He teased Chang'e and was beaten down to earth.

only

Why is there a feeling of déjà vu?

"The system will also randomly issue tasks. After the host completes the task, he can get more generous rewards."

Simple and clear.

Zhu Xiaopeng understood after hearing this explanation.

The sixth system is to base one's own happiness on the pain of others. It's good. I didn't have a choice before, but now I don't want to be a human being.

Cute new report, 嘤嘤嘤(_)
Chapter completed!