Ah Zha is such a scumbag

The Queen Mother smiled lightly and said casually:

"Tianpeng, you misunderstood."

"Yesterday Fairy Su'e danced for you, and you had some wonderful words and praises. Now that you've watched Hong'er and the others perform their dance, why don't you come and praise her?"

The canopy is awesome. If you praise me, I will invite you to Yaochi next time to listen to music. The Queen Mother is looking forward to it.

She must make the Jade Emperor happy for a while.

As soon as these words came out, the seven Hong'er sisters all looked straight at Zhu Xiaopeng, their beautiful eyes filled with...expectation.

Well...even if she is the Jade Emperor's daughter, she is still a woman, and she also likes to be praised for her beauty.

Me!

Zhu Xiaopeng felt depressed. He needed to make preparations to appear as a saint in front of others. He also had to think about the occasion when copying official documents, right?

Zhu Xiaopeng said nothing.

The Queen Mother directly pushed the atmosphere to a climax and said:

"Hong'er, don't worry, Tianpeng is already thinking about it."

Zhu Xiaopeng was stunned for a moment and said: "No, I'm not envious. When did I envy you?"

We are already in Yaochi, how can we meet under the moon on Yaotai?

Canopy listens to music in Yaochi.

Zhu Xiaopeng opened his eyes, revealing a delicate and lovely face with big watery eyes.

Zhu Xiaopeng:???

"Why! Why! Why should she give you a hundred?"

Little Nezha said proudly:

"pretty!"

The seven Hong'er sisters also stood up with happy faces and shouted:

"Let's go, let's go..."

"Ah~!??"

Zhu Xiaopeng said seriously: "Yes! I mean why should she give you one hundred? She gave me two thousand, why should she give you one hundred!"

She was very happy, this time she was able to pretend.

Taibai Jinxing: Ah this~??

It has to be said that the seven little fairies were extremely happy.

"Okay, that's good."

"The clouds are like clothes, the flowers are like faces, the spring breeze is blowing on the threshold, and the dew is thick."

Zhu Xiaopeng thought for a long time but couldn't think of anything, so he casually chanted:

Nezha followed Tianpeng, his big eyes turning around. He was confused and asked:

"Hey, I heard everyone say that last night you watched the Seventh Princess dance in Yaochi, and you even wrote a poem for them."

"Aren't you happy?"

It's boring, it's really boring.

Zhu Xiaopeng chatted with them all the time, and after the table was finished, he patted his butt and left.

Today is another very lively day in heaven.

So.

Isn't it because he's being too big this time and the Jade Emperor is going to have an affair with him?

but.

Everyone in the palaces has already started gossiping again, and it’s even more lively than the previous two days!

Zhu Xiaopeng burst out laughing when he saw her comprehensive emoticon of sadness, grievance, shock, hurt and sadness.

He was not venting his anger on Zhu Xiaopeng, but began to plan a bigger game in his heart.

Where did you see that I was thinking?

Tianpeng has never reached his peak. He has always surpassed his peak. What a beast!

So angry…

However, many insiders can tell at a glance that things here are not simple, just look at what the Jade Emperor said.

Zhu Xiaopeng followed Nezha all the way and said with a puzzled look on his face: "Zhaer, this situation doesn't seem right?"

Zhu Xiaopeng turned around and held back his joy and said:

Jade Emperor found that he was wrong again.

Zhu Xiaopeng:???

Taibai Jinxing: I feel like I have been living in the shadow of the canopy.

You are really cool!!

I really want to beat his grandson to death.

Zhu Xiaopeng has not accomplished his great cause, so he can only sleep.

I envy the canopy on the third day, oh no no... it's the first and second day, forget it on the third day, I don't have the life to enjoy it...

Nezha now realized that he had been tricked by the canopy, so he said angrily to him.

"The Jade Emperor must be up to no good with you. Why do you look so...happy?"

Nezha looked at Zhu Xiaopeng and said with a smile:

"I have good news for you. Guanyin Bodhisattva came to see me. She gave me a hundred golden elixirs and asked me to accompany her in two scenes of losing to monkeys."

Can we continue dancing and playing music this time?

Immortals:

When Nezha heard this, he thought, "Oh, not as much as me?"

"Ahem...Actually, our abilities and acting skills are all different, so you don't have to be so envious of me for getting a hundred golden elixirs. You will get it in the future."

I slept until the next day, when I was woken up.

The Jade Emperor suddenly appeared out of thin air. There was no emotion or joy on his face. He nodded slightly and said:

"Well, you go ahead."

The bedroom hall.

"One hundred golden elixirs?"

Heavenly prison.

Let’s talk about the Jade Emperor.

Are you sure you want to trick me?

"Marshal, don't worry, we are waiting for you."

………

Then it was gone.

I knew that my appointment with Yaochi last night would be a great success.

Very early in the morning.

The Queen Mother was stunned when she heard this, and then said:

"Am I happy?"

Nezha said calmly:

It's so filial piety.

"good."

At the same time, everyone was confused!

Nezha asked again.

This Queen Mother is not going to cause any trouble at all. She should be like Taiyin Xingjun, after arranging everything, she should just go out of the way!

Bah! He came to Yaochi just to descend to the earth. It seems that dancing is not worthwhile...

Zhu Xiaopeng was extremely happy for a moment, and immediately pulled Nezha out and said:

"Bah...! What's there to be proud of, Damn Tianpeng, I'm here to send a message to the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor is looking for you."

"Zha'er, what do you want to do with me?"

"Harm... just one hundred golden elixirs, that's it! I heard the Bodhisattva said that I have to perform a show with you. How much did I give you?"

I felt both the joy of finding a treasure and the excitement of becoming a fan of my idol. I was very happy inside and started chatting with Zhu Xiaopeng.

As for plagiarizing some of Taibai's masterpieces in the next life, Zhu Xiaopeng thinks they are all his brothers. And speaking of scholars, that can only be called borrowing!

"That's right! The Jade Emperor said he would bring you to the palace. Let's go."

"It's almost ready."

The Jade Emperor then thought about it and realized that it was the Queen Mother who was looking for trouble. If she really took it out on the canopy, it would be the Queen Mother's fault.

The Eight Music Fairy composed the music and the seven princesses danced.

"puff."

Taoyang Hall.

Good guy!

Little Nezha was choked by Zhu Xiaopeng for a moment and almost cried.

Nezha curled his lips and followed behind, thinking, "Isn't this okay for you? You must be very proud of yourself."

Zhu Xiaopeng felt uneasy inside. Will he be suddenly taken to a separate space by the Jade Emperor as soon as he entered, and then punched and kicked?

"Yes, Marshal, we believe you."

This also showed off another poem, and everyone was really convinced and wanted to say something...

I can't let go at all.

"Thank you Marshal!"

But this... has nothing to do with me, Zhu Xiaopeng, it’s all for me, that old pretty Queen Mother!

Although the rank of marshal is not low, and he is worthy of letting the princess perform the dance, he can't be promoted to seven positions at once, right?

Don’t you need to take into account the Jade Emperor’s face?

Nezha narrowed his eyes and said, "I'm not envious? Why did you say you gave me a hundred just now?"

Nezha opened his mouth and shouted: "Your Majesty, the people from Canopy are calling over."

Zhu Xiaopeng replied, humming a song about Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back, and walked in front.

Zhu Xiaopeng said angrily:

Her seven sisters didn't understand the Queen Mother's thoughts at all, so they simply thought they were here to play. How could they know that the Queen Mother asked them to come to anger the Jade Emperor!!

When the Jade Emperor finds out about this later, he may have to ask Li Jing for a drink.

"Oh my gosh...oh my god!"

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at her with wide eyes in shock.

"His Majesty."

Zhu Xiaopeng shouted softly. He was convinced that Nezha, the sixth child, must have asked for her job, and she didn't fart a single thing along the way.

If Taibai Jinxing comes to invite him, he will know the Jade Emperor's thoughts on the way and can give him a warning.

Ah Zha is such a scumbag!

So angry!

When this is over, I have to take off my pants for you.
Chapter completed!