Chapter 37 Condolences to the Dog(1/2)
Chapter 37: Condolences to the dog. There is no way to recite scriptures, she gave too much!
This earth-shaking cry attracted Chen Yu's attention.
Yes, boy.
If you weren't the son of the noble lady Lin Muxue.
In the future, you will definitely have a place in our funeral world.
From expressions to movements to sounds, everything is in place.
The sound I just said was even more professional than my mourning team.
"Preface to Sending the Demon City Ma Sheng"?
Chen Yu's mind began to show how happy this dog named Mary was having a little boy during his lifetime.
But the audience in the live broadcast room had already started to sneer.
"Are you serious about crying for a dog?"
"I also asked my son to cry for the dog... I didn't understand, so I asked, is this dog the fuck?"
But what people didn't expect again was.
Kneeling on the ground and crying for the whole family for seven days of mourning, spending millions of pet funerals.
"Does these dogs know what they are doing?"
A scene of 200 tables was arranged directly.
It means, are you of the same generation as this dog?
And you, Lin Muxue, yourself, cry for the dog.
Night falls.
Some of these people are white-collar workers, and of course some are workers in factories.
There is no problem with a dog having relatives and friends.
Do your parents know?
I saw an old man in a suit and half-white beard squat down and touch the head of a giant poodle with delicate hair trimmed hair.
Except for relatives and friends and those Mary's friends.
In a while.
Instead, they think this behavior is too unconventional.
But what are the relatives and friends of a dog?
Aren’t most of them still dogs?!
Time passed quickly and it was soon tonight.
But the real world is often far more outrageous than everyone imagines.
"If you cry, go back and have beef for you!"
"We should still be vigilant at night, right?"
Not to mention those dogs, they are obviously different from stray dogs on the street. Even when they walk, they reveal a arrogant "noble" atmosphere.
Chen Yu and others came to the mourning hall again.
The audience couldn't help but find it funny.
I suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
...
It's a dog!
As soon as he heard that there was beef, the giant priest quickly began to whimper and make a crying sound.
"Haha, people have brothers and sisters, and they love relatives and friends, how can dogs not have them? These dogs are the first to appear, they are really more noble than humans!"
These monks and nuns knelt on the cushion and recited for a while.
Everyone doesn't like dogs.
"I'm curious to ask, are there any other projects tonight?"
But this object is not alone.
But the old man stood for a long time, but no dog responded.
The reason why they complained was very simple, that is, this matter was really outrageous.
Let’s talk about it above the funeral.
It's true that I live in Bengbu.
Living people may not be treated like this, but dogs are much more noble than them.
"This is your friend Mary. You used to play together. Do you still remember?"
"I'm so laughing to death. Being a human being is worse than being a dog. There are so many dog friends coming to pay their respects. We ordinary people may not be interested in it, and there is not even a coffin."
"Puff!!! Hahahaha, it's not enough to cry for dogs, you still have to keep filial piety for dogs? That's really a filial son."
However, most people went up to express their heavy condolences with Lin Muxue.
After a while, I saw a few people leading a few dogs that looked very purebred to the mourning hall.
A group of monks and nuns were guided by Chen Yu and his company staff.
After dinner.
This is the beginning of the session!
Damn, the world is so big, everything is strange!
"Is there really a dog coming to pay my respects?"
Of course these people were at a loss because they attended a dog's funeral for the first time in their lives, and they didn't know what it would be better to behave.
A dog's mourning meal is so grand!
"sit down."
It's the turn of condolences.
It makes many people feel that it is too out of line?
Even if you treat a dog as a member of the family, isn’t it essentially a dog?
In the thousands of years of traditional consciousness of the Dragon Kingdom, children are filial to their parents.
She asked her son, the woman to mourn the dog.
From now on, one hundred years later.
While squatting down, he patted the dog's back.
Is this guiding the dog to pay condolences?
"Think about the things you've experienced with him, do you feel very sad now that your friend has left?"
"Anyway, I won't let my child cry for the dog. Whoever loves to go, should he go."
Everyone can see that he is showing off for Lin Muxue.
Where do you want to put your parents in a filial piety?
When everyone thought of this, they looked at Lin Muxue with a joke-looking look.
This incident has already made the audience feel very outrageous, but what they see next is even more shattering.
Whether it was monks or nuns, all of them came on the stage and knelt on the cushion.
Come to the mourning hall.
I just have fun with everyone about this sentence.
"Next, relatives and friends of the deceased will pay their respects."
When it comes to supper, it is as expected in the live broadcast room.
The old man also showed a satisfied smile on his face, and then he left with the dog.
The dog holds a funeral for the dog to cry.
Sure enough, after they finished their meal, Lin Muxue brought his family to the mourning hall to watch over Mary.
His son and daughter also have to cry for themselves.
These behaviors make the audience feel too magical.
Then he had to stand up and turn around, keep reciting the sutra of salvation to the other party.
He knocked on the wooden fish, turned on the Buddhist beads, lit incense, and recited the "Sutra of the Original Vows and Merits of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva" in his mouth.
To be continued...