Chapter 2 All Gaped
Shao Xi's first thought when he woke up was to settle the score with the female driver.
He stayed at home during the Chinese New Year and ran out in the middle of the night. He was the only one person and one car on the wide road. He could hit him? Next, Shao Xi thought that he had not been hit and died, and he didn't know if he was missing his arms or legs. If he really had any disability, he would have to let the other party support him. When he encountered such a bad thing during the Chinese New Year, he had to argue with the other party.
Thinking of this, Shao Xi wanted to see what kind of grandma she was injured, and also wanted to see if the person involved was there. Even if he was not there, he could ask the nurse.
But Shao Xi didn't expect that the face he saw when he turned his head and almost sent him away directly.
It's ugly, so ugly! His dry face, his waxy skin was like a tree bark, his sparse eyebrows and beard were drooping down in a graphic shape, his scattered eyes were yellow and muddy, and he smiled and had a row of yellow teeth. I don't know how long it took to brush it. The first word that popped up in Shao Xi's mind was vulgarity, very vulgarity!
"Damn!" Shao Xi subconsciously slapped him.
Bang...!
"Oh—! My God! When did you become so strong as a baby? Oh! It hurts so much." The person who was beaten sat on the ground and rubbed his face desperately.
Shao Xi didn't know how much power he used to slap. Anyway, he was shocked and subconsciously slapped it out. It seems that not only beauty can stimulate people's potential, but ugly can be done.
"Are you frightened? You have hysteria? You have been in a coma for three days and hit people as soon as you wake up. Why is the strength to hit people so much? The old guy's face was almost slapped by you." The person on the ground muttered, rubbing his face and getting up from the ground.
"It's been three days? Have I been in a coma for three days?"
Shao Xi hurriedly sat up and looked around. He wanted to see which hospital he was in, and whether he was in the ICU ward? He also wanted to see if the person involved who hit him was there now?
The most important thing is, who arranged this old and ugly nurse?
It doesn’t matter if you don’t look at it, but I was shocked again when I saw it, “Is this abducted and trafficked? Have you encountered a telegram group? Do you have my waist? Damn, where is this?”
Shao Xi did not see the ward, let alone the bed and medical monitoring equipment, let alone the nurse, and didn't even see the white walls that should have in the ward.
What he saw was a thatched hut with only three adobe walls, which to be precise was a thatched hut. Lots had collapsed in many places in the adobe walls, and they were barely covered with wooden boards and broken straw mats. The roof was paved with thick reed poles, and the smell of mold could be faintly smelled. Shao Xi saw this structure in the countryside when he was a child. It was basically a cowshed, and of course it could also raise pigs, but it was just a good place for people to live in?
A gust of wind blew, and the sand outside the shed was poured into the straw shed with dead grass. From time to time, some fine reed poles fell off the roof.
"Where am I being sold? Are you so simple and rough now? Just knocking your car over and taking your waist away? But why do you need to use a BMW? Isn't it good to use Wuling Hongguang?"
Shao Xi looked around again. Apart from the pile of hay under his butt, there was only a pile of fires set up with dry firewood next to him, with a pottery pot on it, and there was no idea what was being cooked in it. The dry and thin old man who had just gotten up from the ground, and there was nothing else.
Shao Xi glanced at the thin old man with a slutty smile on his face, muttering in his heart: "It doesn't look like a good person, with a long hair and beard. How long has it been since I had personal hygiene? However, just sending such a fucking old man to look at me, are you looking down on me too much? Brother, I have practiced enemy-catching fist in the security team. Fuck him down and run away."
Thinking of this, Shao Xi jumped up! Then he jumped again, then he jumped again...
After several confirmations, Shao Xi found that he was not as tall as the old man when he stood up. When he was puzzled by the unscientific view, he instinctively lowered his head and looked at his hands and feet, and then ten thousand horses rushed past his heart.
"I, Nima, is this too cruel! I even gave me my hands and feet? But that's not right! Shouldn't it be gone? Why is mine just shorter and smaller? Could it be that the criminal's moral standards have been improved? Taking back the defective products that are not used back to me?"
"Young Master, you're fine! Seeing that you can still be alive, it's not in vain. I ran away for three days and three nights with my life. You don't know, these days have made me worried."
When the old man saw Shao Xi standing up, he ran over happily to hug him, crying and laughing, and tears and snot made Shao Xi's head full of tears.
"Come on! Who are you? Do I know you? Do I know you very well?"
Shao Xi pushed the old man away and rubbed his sleeves on his head constantly, "You are too crazy, it's okay to have your waist, you still have to be punished. You will be punished. I'm already like this anyway, and I'll kill you and cut you with you."
The old man was scolded by Shao Xi with a confused expression on his face.
"Young Master, don't you recognize me anymore? What are you talking about? I don't understand the old man! What's the waist? Why am I retribution? Did your head be smashed by a horse?" As he said that, the old man ran over and hugged Shao Xi's head and began to check.
"Oh, you get up."
Shao Xi broke free from the old man's hand again, "What did I get hit by a horse? I got hit by a BMW, a black BMW."
The old man was stunned at first, then nodded quickly and said, "Yes, it's BMW, a black BMW, so it's a snowy black horse!"
This is the first time the two reached a consensus, but they are not right.
"I'm still chasing you, chasing you! I'm going to be like this, do you still have the face to admit that I hit me with a BMW?"
Shao Xi thought about it and didn't get angry. He was already alone and lived a difficult life, but now he has become disabled. How can he live in the future? He might as well give up his life here today and scold him happily.
But this old guy kept talking about the young master. Could it be that he has gone to the bar too many times?
"Young Master, you were hit by a BMW, but I wasn't an old man. I'm hitting it with a BMW! But I'm really guilty of not taking good care of you. The old man is here to apologize for you. In addition, what is this waist?" The old man bowed deeply to Shao Xi, which was considered apologizing.
Then, he looked at Shao Xi with curious eyes and waited for him to explain what Kawaii was.
Shao Xi curled his lips: "Of course I know that it's not you who hit me with a BMW, but it's not enough to see that you apologize so formally, but you're just a fight."
When the old man heard Shao Xi say this, he immediately laughed. "That's right, that's right, old man, I have been just a slave in my family for so many years."
Shao Xi didn't care about the old man's answer, and continued, "You should know more about this waist than me. After all, you are professional! Gang waist is to remove the human kidneys, and the kidneys are the waist! It's from here..."
As he said that, Shao Xi lifted up his short shirt and gestured to his body to the position of the knife, but when his hands were halfway through, he was suddenly stunned...
"Damn it! Why has your body become smaller? And it looks quite proportional to your hands and feet. Did you give me anything but your head?"
Thinking of this, Shao Xi hurriedly unbuttoned her pants and looked inside...
A shrill scream came from the hut, shocking many birds nearby.
"Your uncle! Why is it so small? Why is it so small? Why is there only a teapot spout left?"
Shao Xi broke out this time, "Well, you can sell it! I can do anything. I have twenty-six years of dignity. Even my uncle can tolerate this matter, but even my aunt can't!"
The old man next to him understood what Shao Xi was talking about now and hurriedly said, "Young Master, you are only six years old this year! Where did you come from twenty-six years?"
"What did you say? I'm only six years old this year?"
Shao Xi looked at the old man, looked down at the pants again, looked up at the old man, and asked quickly: "Do you have a mirror? Give me a mirror."
Although the old man couldn't figure out what was wrong with the young master in front of him, he saw that he was anxious and had to reply quickly: "Where can I find a mirror in this wilderness? But I have a way."
As he said that, the old man ran to the outside of the straw shed and brought a tiled basin in and placed it on the ground. Then he ran to the outside of the wall of the straw shed to pick up an old wooden barrel and said to Shao Xi: "You wait here for me to come back."
After saying that, he hurriedly ran away with the wooden barrel.
Shao Xi sat on the hay, his head was in chaos. How could he have such a lot of messy and strange things to eat for a good New Year’s Eve dinner? He really couldn’t figure it out, but he felt a vague feeling in his heart.
Just now, he felt that he had fallen into the trap of the Gaya gang, but looking at his current body, and the old man said just now that he was only six years old this year, Shao Xi felt that the problem might be even more serious than he thought.
In addition to the changes in his body, he also had the clothes he had with the old man, the way he talked, and looked at the clay pots on the fire and the clay pots on the ground, and the wooden barrels the old man carried away, and it seemed that he had not seen any modern things.
Thinking of this, Shao Xi instinctively began to look for his cell phone. But except for the clothes he wore and the cotton robe thrown on the haystack, he found nothing else. Even after turning over the haystack, he still found nothing.
At this time, he suddenly reached out to grab his neck, and then pulled the peace buckle out of his clothes with a leather rope.
Chapter completed!