Chapter 64 The Clown in the Fairy Tale Cannibalizes People
Come on, what's so great about it is that there are a few bad guys.
English teacher Xiao Xu rolled his eyes and followed.
"Hehehe~ Actor Lu, the young master and the young lady are really better than others. They will definitely be the pillars of the country when they grow up."
Lu Hengzhi replied with a smile: "Principal, teachers, let's go shopping by ourselves so as not to take up your precious time."
After Lu Hengzhi's expulsion order, the principal didn't say anything and happily flattered him a few times before leaving.
Hey, I originally wanted to get an autograph for my daughter, um...it’s okay, we have a long way to go!
Seeing the people walking away, Lu Hengzhi squatted in front of the two baby dolls and coaxed with a smile, "You must be hungry."
The two little breasts nodded in unison, their faces as red as little apples.
"Then what do you want to eat?" Lu Heng held one hand and led the two children to a European-style building with a gilt-gold plaque reading the word "dine in".
It's noisy inside, and many students are eating. This is a large cafeteria. Except for the kindergarten department, which has childcare workers delivering meals, students from other departments can come here to eat on their own before class.
The cafeteria has five floors. He remembers Chinese food on the first floor, French food on the second floor, Japanese food on the third floor, Italian food on the fourth floor, and Spanish food on the fifth floor.
All are of Michelin standard.
Lu Hengzhi gave an overview to the children, and they all said they wanted to eat Chinese food, which was full and delicious!
Unlike others, all the bells and whistles are like a chicken peck at the rice, but you won’t be full even if you eat it.
During their years abroad, they were severely tortured.
"Okay, let's go."
"Uh-huh!"
Gulu——!
Just at the last moment, Sanbao's face wrinkled into a ball of paste, isn't it? I am so unlucky?
Gulu! Gulu!! Gulu!!!
"Ah..." Sanbao squatted down subconsciously, holding his painful belly.
Bah!
"???"
Hearing a squeaking sound, the sound of fabric tearing came from Sanbao. Lu Hengzhi immediately walked over and held him in his hands, "Sanbao, what's wrong with you?"
puff--!
There was a loud noise and a wonderful smell wafted out of the hand
Lu Hengzhi:......
Sister Erbao opened Sanbao's butt curtain with bright eyes and said in surprise, "Ah! Sanbao, why are you wearing your crotchless pants? Isn't this what your mother uses to wean you off diapers?"
When Er Bao said this, Lu Hengzhi immediately turned San Bao over and gently opened his outer pants. There was a hole there! There was a shit-yellow diaper in the middle, and he sucked it full... Daddy.
Along the way, he didn't notice it at all!
Sizzling——
At this moment, Su Zhan also called, and Lu Hengzhi looked a little guilty.
"Hey, Zhanzhan."
"I forgot to tell you that my Sanbao is relatively weak and adapts slowly to society, so he is still wearing pull-up pants and may urinate and defecate at any time, and he won't take the initiative to say so."
"...Well, he's having diarrhea now, and he's having diarrhea visually."
"? Caught a cold? Did you wear crotchless pants for him?"
"Well, I think just put it on the bed... I'm sorry, I was wrong!"
Su Zhan held her head on the phone: "Are you still in school now?"
"Um."
"Your parents are here to see Dabao. I'll go back and get a change of clothes and I'll be back right away."
"Okay, thank you for your hard work." Lu Hengzhi had just hung up the phone when he felt something tugging at the corner of his clothes. When he lowered his head, he saw Sanbao's indescribable expression, and a lot of sweat oozed from his forehead.
"Dad, I want..."
puff--!!!
With a stinky fart, Sanbao's crotch is like a dam that has been discharged from the flood, and the dam is about to burst!
His arms and legs were trembling now, and he looked at Lu Hengzhi helplessly. Lu Hengzhi was so frightened that he immediately picked him up and said, "Don't be afraid, Dad will help you find the toilet right now!"
"Second Treasure, let's go, let's find a toilet for Third Treasure!!"
"Dad, I'm a girl and can't enter the men's room. Why don't Erbao go to the cafeteria and wait for you first." Lu Hengzhi thought about it. This child hasn't eaten yet, so he can't follow them and eat shit.
"Okay! You go in first. This is a meal card. You can buy whatever you want to eat. We have money!"
"Yeah!" Erbao took the meal card and ran in happily.
Sanbao has diarrhea. She remembers her mother saying that she should eat something lighter if her stomach is uncomfortable. Sanbao likes noodles, so Yangchun noodles. She wants to go in and grab a bowl for Sanbao. She just saw a lot of people inside!
If you go late, your brother will have no food!
Looking at Erbao's back, Lu Hengzhi also set off. He was quite relieved to let his child go alone. His own territory was reinforced with steel walls, and the patrolling security guards were all veterans of his father's military camp. They were made of copper and iron.
Bones, not even a fly can fly out.
Not to mention the 360-degree surveillance without blind spots.
Therefore, he is still very relieved!
So, he called the principal, borrowed a dormitory and told them about Erbao's situation, which meant that he wanted the school to pay more attention to him.
In the cafeteria of Wanli International School.
Erbao ran into the cafeteria on his little legs, and his little eyes lit up as soon as he entered the door.
Wow~
This is too big, just a little smaller than Tiananmen Square! There are small electric lamps of Bolin Bolin everywhere. The small electric lamps are hidden in small lanterns and hung high on the pillars.
Beside the pillars are round windows, the top of which looks like an open fan, which is beautiful and unique.
The hall was paved with marble, and red-brown wooden tables and chairs were placed on the stones. Erbao touched it and found it was slippery and felt similar to the furniture in his bearded grandpa's house!
It must be very expensive!!!
Erbao, a small baby, walked around for a while as if he had entered the Grand View Garden and came to the dining area.
Fragrant pan-fried pancakes, steamed buns, tofu puffs! There were also pancakes and deep-fried dough sticks, which made her mouth water. But she still walked to the noodle section as soon as possible. They were freshly cooked there, and they wouldn’t be available if she went there late!
She ran over and saw the last handful of raw noodles in the hand of the cafeteria aunt.
"Auntie, can you bring me some Yangchun noodles?"
The sound of her milk squirting immediately attracted the attention of the uncle and eldest sister in the cafeteria. The little breast dumplings were meaty and only the size of diced beans. Her big black eyes smiled like a crescent moon. Her voice was crispy and sweet, which made people laugh.
I can’t help but think about it!
The cafeteria aunt liked it so much that she suddenly forgot about the rules of the kindergarten department eating in this classroom, and prepared to cook a pot of the most fragrant Yangchun noodles for the little breast dumplings.
"You little brat in front of you! Get out of the way! Why are you wandering around here if you don't just stay in the teacher's arms and drink milk?"
When Erbao heard the sound, his little hands froze and he was stunned.
"Don't scare her, kid, are you lost?" Suddenly, a huge force pulled Erbao over, and he faced a smiling face with a crack to the corner of his mouth.
Chapter completed!