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Chapter 731 Let's Study After You Grow Up

A moment.

The viciousness in her eyes burst out instantly.

The dense black runes engraved in the void, as if for free, fell on the mechanical dragon doll...

[Ding! The head of the Witch God launched a Voodoo Curse: Corrosion at the God of All Opportunities. The curse failed!]

[Ding! The head of the Witch God launched a voodoo curse on the God of All Opportunities: Weakness, the curse was successful!]

[Ding! The head of the Witch God launched a voodoo curse on the God of All Machines: Rust, the curse was successful!]

Various voodoo curse reminders kept ringing in my ears, including but not limited to [bad luck], [short circuit], [malaria], [mania], [x dysfunction] and other terrible things.

Negative buff.

Lin En (.;??;:Yi:;??;.) held her hands tightly, her whole body trembling as she looked at the terrifying scene of continuous curses. As a native Chinese, she was deeply worried about this kind of thing.

The way the scarecrow curses you is really innately fearful.

But in fact, this is not what Lynn is mainly afraid of.

He stared tentatively and asked: "Auntie, can I ask you a dramatic question? I mean if, what if, if my father-in-law accidentally touched another girl's hand, you wouldn't curse him like this, right?

?”

The tentacle that was dancing with voodoo runes froze.

Then the terrifying and vicious eyes looked over and said: "He touched the hands of other female creatures?"

Linn opened her mouth before she could speak.

There was a pop.

Lin En was immediately furious.

With just one strike, the genius of the skull doll was removed!

They're all pierced!

Lin En held out his hand in shock and said: "No! No! I mean what if, what if! It's hypothetical, it didn't really happen!!"

The witch god pulled out the knife from the doll's divine spirit, stabbed it and wiped it clean, and said: "I told you earlier, if you suddenly ask your mother-in-law such a question, I will stab him in vain, but

I don't think he would have the guts, but it doesn't matter if he does, I'm not the kind of unreasonable god."

Lin En was surprised: "Really?"

The Witch God wiped the knife with his head and said: "Of course, I think back then he took a peek at my angel sister, and I just stabbed him a few hundred times when I went back at night. If it were my mother, my father would not have come out alive."

Lynn(;OдO).

"Is this...is this still a single lineage..."

The head of the witch god immediately covered his cheeks shyly, with a gentle expression like a housewife on his face. He held the knife and smiled happily and sweetly. He closed his eyes and looked virtuous.

"Of course, my grandma is a very powerful witch god, and my mother is also very powerful. Although my aunt is a little weaker, I believe that my lovely daughter will definitely be able to outshine her masters. When my daughter grows up, I will

Then pass on her the sword skills that our family has inherited, ohhhhhhhh——"

She sheepishly let out a virtuous and embarrassed laugh, and the knife rolled up in the tentacle cut the air.

Lin En felt like she was struck by lightning.

There was an expression of yearning and admiration on her little face, (??ω??) she put her hands together and said, "How cool!"

The Witch God came back to his senses, then looked at Lin En doubtfully, holding the knife and saying: "By the way, son-in-law, why are you asking me this question? Is it possible..."

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha--!"

Lin En laughed boldly, waved his hand, adjusted his monocle, and said:

"My aunt's sword skills are really unparalleled in the world. My son-in-law has admired me for a long time, so he asked such a stupid question. I think it's getting late. Aunt, please cast a curse here, and Xiaoxiao and I will go there."

Come back and have a nice chat with you later!"

Without saying a word or hesitating, Lin En turned around and ran away in the direction of the battlefield with a loud sound.

The Witch God's head and Xiaoxiao both looked at the figure speeding away in astonishment and confusion.

It's like running away.

But that's when I ran less than a few dozen meters.

Snapped--

The invisible thread around his neck suddenly tightened.

Silently, he raised his legs forward and fell down.

"..."

"..."

Xiao Xiao looked at the doll of herself and Lin En in her arms in confusion. She was excited and quickly (〃>眜) bit off the connecting silk thread and quietly moved the doll back.

As soon as he threw it to the ground, he raised his head and glanced at his mother in a daze, and said:

"Mom - Xiaoxiao went with the doctor brother - you should follow me later!"

The Witch God Skull lovingly pushed his beloved daughter forward and said, "Go, go, my silly child."

Watching Xiaoxiao jumping up and down towards Linn, then throwing the unconscious Linn on his head, jumping and galloping towards the battlefield in the distance, the Witch God's head hesitated.

Turning his head, he used his tentacles to look at the doll of the silver-haired girl next to him, the doll of a classical aristocratic youth, and glanced at it:

"Could it be..."

As for the doll in the big tree not far away, she naturally didn't even think about it.

Because this is definitely an impossible thing.

After all, no matter how awesome his son-in-law is, he will definitely not have some weird relationship with trees.

That's outrageous.



soon.

Linn woke up on top of her little head.

Feeling the lightning speed, Lin En lay on her little head, looked down, and shouted:

"Xiao Xiao! Listen to the doctor brother, you must never tell aunt about the time I hit the tree! It was a complete accident!"

Xiaoxiao galloped, raised his eyes curiously, and said;

"Brother doctor - what is pa - ah?"

Lin En explained casually with pain in her stomach: "A very evil process that can give birth to offspring, but Xiaoxiao, you are still young, so there is no need to know this now. We can study it carefully when you grow up!"

"Well!"

Xiao Xiao nodded in confusion, but finally couldn't bear his curiosity, and then raised his eyes and asked loudly:

"Daddy - have you ever had sex with mommy?"

"Of course, that's how I gave birth to little you!"

Lin En held his forehead, not knowing what he was answering.

Xiao Xiao nodded in confusion, obviously unable to understand the specific connection between the two for a while.

Because to her, it was just a noun (verb?) that she didn't understand very well, and she had no idea about the specific details or anything like that.

She raised her head and asked Lin En a new question innocently and curiously.
Chapter completed!
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