jingle!

The doorbell rang, and a burly figure walked into the room.

Qin Yu put his hands in his pockets, ignored the smiling shop owner, and just frowned and looked around alone.

Seeing this, the shop owner followed Qin Yu and said.

"What is this guest looking for?"

"Me? I'm looking for a beating."

"So you're looking for a beating...ah?"

At this time, Qin Yu finally stopped and ignored the store owner's stunned expression, but took the lead in praising him.

"Your store is quite big!"

"That's it. I dare not say anything else. My store is definitely the largest store in the same industry nearby."

"I see, then your goods should be quite complete."

"You just ask, as long as it's available on the market, I can definitely bring it out to you."

"Oh, all right."

Qin Yu scratched his hair and felt a little thirsty after visiting several stores.

"Then let's have a bottle of fruit juice first."

"Ah? Fruit juice?"

"Yes."

"sorry, we do not have that."

"No? What about Coke?"

"nor."

“There’s always mineral water, right?”

This time the boss simply stopped answering and just shook his head slightly. Qin Yu rolled his eyes when he saw this scene.

"Damn! There's no mineral water? You have the nerve to say it's all in stock!"

"Nonsense! I own a shroud shop! Isn't it strange that there is no mineral water!"

Pointing to the wreath on the side, the shop owner looked unhappy.

"Are you going to buy something or not? Are you here to cause trouble? Don't buy it!"

"Don't be angry. People who do business should value peace. I didn't say I wouldn't buy them. Do you sell candles here?"

"Selling it, white, for 25 a piece."

"Is it so expensive? Is your wax made of gold or is the candle wick made of gold?"

"Expensive? This is already the market price, brother! You think it's expensive! I don't think it makes any money! You don't even look at it! There are several pure pulp candles on the market! They are all made of pure wax.

!”

The shop owner, who no longer wanted to do business with Qin Yu, began to speak in a bad tone.

"Do you want to buy it or not? If not, don't disturb my business!"

"Buy it. If this is genuine, of course I will buy it."

Picking up a white candle, Qin Yu looked at it carefully.

"I said boss, if I go back after buying this and find out it's a fake..."

"If this is fake! I ate it on the spot!"

"Okay! This is what you said!"

Qin Yu smiled when he heard this, and suddenly used both hands to break the candle with a snap.

"Look! It's fake...it's really real."

Looking at the pure melt candle that looked the same on the inside, Qin Yu smiled.

The stunned shop owner, after reacting, suddenly grabbed a mourning flag and aimed it at Qin Yu's head and smashed it.

“You’re going to break my candle, aren’t you!!!”

"Don't hit! Don't hit! Ouch! Stop, stop, stop!!!"

Qin Yu, who was hit several times in a row, did not feel much pain. On the contrary, the mourning banner was interrupted.

"I'll pay for it, why don't I pay for it!"

After taking out the money from his pocket and buying the candles and flags together, Qin Yu approached the boss with a smile.

"Boss, I have a big deal, do you want to do it?"

The boss's eyes twitched when he heard this. He really didn't want to do business with this bastard anymore.

But you are a bastard who doesn’t want to make money if you have money. After thinking about it, the boss still couldn’t bear to refuse this so-called big business.

"Tell me, what's the deal?"

"I want to order a coffin."

"Oh? Coffin? Do you have any requirements?"

"Of course! First of all! I want a flip-top one!"

"turn……"

"Then, you install two speakers for me inside, put two circles of marquee lights on the outside, the kind with colorful lights, and get me a shock receiver. If someone passes by above, the bottom will start automatically! Excuse me Can you do it?"

The store owner, who gradually became expressionless, suddenly narrowed his eyes and smiled when he heard this.

"Yes! Not to mention the clamshell type! I can also make it foldable for you! It's boring to make noise when someone passes by! I'll plant two bombs for you at the bottom! As soon as someone passes by above! You will break the grave with a bang. And out! You can scare him and take him with you at the same time! What do you think?"

"Hey! I'm a fellow-minded person! This is good!"

"Okay, uncle! Get out! Get out! Get out!!!"

Smashing the broken grave flags with his hands, the shop owner chased him out of the shop for hundreds of meters before he stopped panting.

Qin Yu, who was beaten more than a dozen times, glanced around while leaning in and whispering that the boss didn't know how to do business.

The shop owners on both sides who were watching the excitement looked up and turned around when they saw this situation. No one dared to look at him.

Seeing this, Qin Yu suddenly turned around and looked at the vendor next to him. He was so frightened that the vendor straightened up on the spot and did not dare to move.

Qin Yu approached him with a smile, his expression was ambiguous.

"This little brother, what are you selling?"

"melon…………"

"Huh? I didn't notice that you are from the frog tribe! I almost thought you were from the dog tribe!"

When the vendor heard this, he looked up at his dog ears and didn't dare to speak.

"How do you sell this melon?"

"This melon costs no money."

"ah?"

"But my melon is not fresh."

"It's okay! I just like to eat stale food!"

"My melon is not sweet."

"Just quench your thirst, I don't have to choose."

"Brother!!! This is a small business! It's not easy to run a business! How about I give you a hundred! Go check out the fruit shop opposite! There are a lot of melons there!"

Seeing Qin Yu being so persistent, the vendor almost cried.

Qin Yu actually had no intention of teasing him, because the boy provided him with too little energy, and the gain outweighed the loss.

Qin Yu took out 50 from his pocket and handed it to the vendor.

"Buy a melon, a big one."

The vendor was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly picked out the biggest melon in his basket, without even asking for money, and stuffed the melon into Qin Yu's hand.

"Give it to you! Let's go quickly!"

"You! Who do you think I, Qin Yu, am! Do I care about you, a bastard like me? I still need you to give me away!"

Feeling that his character had been seriously insulted, Qin Yu angrily picked up the melon and chewed it several times, biting it into two pieces on the spot.

Such a domineering scene scared the hawkers out of their wits.

We can't blame the hawkers for making such a fuss and being so shocked when they see someone eating a melon alive.

The reason why he was so surprised was because he was selling pumpkins!
To be continued...