Chapter 20 It's over, I'm dirty
"Well, the beef tastes good today!"
Wang Yu smacked his lips exaggeratedly while eating.
Zhou Tianfen smiled crookedly, always feeling happy when her husband and son praised her.
However, Zhou Tianfen still asked in a sinister tone, "Which day did my cooking taste good?"
Wang Yu waved his hand, "It's different, it smells particularly good today, and my dandruff is added in, it's really refreshing!"
If he finds an opportunity, Wang Yu will choke on his mother's words.
Zhou Tianfen didn't show any weakness, sipped his chopsticks and held them in his hand.
When Wang Yu saw this look, of course he chose to keep his mouth shut.
Zhou Tianfen scolded her, but when she ate a piece of beef, she really tasted it deliberately to see if there was any scalp.
Then she blamed her son for confusing her thoughts.
"Your uncle and aunt are coming tomorrow."
"Don't sleep in in the morning, get up and chat with your uncle and aunt. You didn't come back during the Spring Festival, and they are still missing you!"
Wang Yu bit his chopsticks, "Are they talking about how much money Wang Yu earns in Binhai in a month?"
"Is his salary enough to pay the rent?"
"Are they still asking you and your wife for money every month?"
"Hey, if you don't come back from a good job in the mine, you have to go out to endure hardships. Isn't this just a matter of eating too much?"
Wang Jianyao and Zhou Tianfen's eyes froze. They wondered if Wang Yu had installed a bug in his home. Otherwise, how could he know so clearly what his uncle and aunt said?
Whenever this happens, Zhou Tianfen will think clearly and make mistakes.
"Your uncle and aunt are worried that you will not have a good life outside!"
"Look at you, you don't know how to cut your hair."
"I don't know how to buy clothes because the inner one is longer than the outer one!"
"If you don't buy jeans that fit well, you have to roll up the trousers."
"Look at your cousin and cousin-in-law. Your cousin-in-law is less than thirty this year and he is already a driller."
"Your cousin has been driving with you for one year and five years. He has a good relationship with the leader. He goes out with the leader to eat and drink, and he has been taken care of in the past few years."
"Look at you again!"
Good guy! Wang Yu looked at Zhou Tianfen seriously, "If I hadn't been so thick-skinned since I was young, I would have been really hit by you. Mom, you are PUA to me!"
Zhou Tianfen didn't understand what P or A meant, so she waved her hand impatiently, "You're back now. Let's talk more with your cousin-in-law and cousin tomorrow. Both of them are related to the higher authorities!"
"Maybe I can take care of you in the future..."
Wang Yu's eyes widened, "You just said that my uncle and aunt are coming, not my cousin and his family, let alone He Bin. You know, as soon as they arrive, I will enter a state of indiscriminate attack!"
Zhou Tianfen couldn't understand what Wang Yu was talking about, "What's the difference?"
Wang Yu said, "It's just intermittent mental disorder. I can't control my mouth and scold whoever I catch..."
While Wang Yu was talking, Zhou Tianfen had already lost his patience and brought all the food to Wang Yu, "Gungungun, please stop eating. Since you can't control yourself, I'm too lazy to control you..."
"Get out!" Wang Yu said angrily, and Zhou Tianfen chased after him with a big slap.
If Wang Yu hadn't run so fast, he would have been beaten a few more times.
Wang Yu, who went downstairs, was still laughing, "Mom is so naive. I have always hated evil. When others sprayed me, I sprayed them back. When others hit me, I lay down on the ground. I looked at the car first and then the house, hum..."
Two streets away is the university.
The street in front of you is the ceiling of Yuncheng Snacks.
No matter now or more than ten years later, this place has never disappointed anyone.
A girl with long hair is holding a handsome boy. The coat on her body is a little too big. Looking at the thinness of the boy's body, it should be that his clothes are worn on the girl's body.
Maybe it's because of the lip gloss. When girls licked their lips, they were afraid of smearing the lip gloss, so they grinned and exposed all their teeth, leaving only two rows of teeth that were carefully torn apart.
It looks silly, but it's also interesting.
The girl took a bite and then put the skewer to the boy's mouth. The boy tried hard to prove that he was a man. How could he masturbate while walking on the street?
So he shook his head seriously and refused to eat.
During the day, girls feed boys, but boys don't want to.
At night, the boys fed the girls, but the girls were shy and reluctant.
Bah! I no longer have the pure and innocent college days in my eyes.
Wang Yu, who was sitting on the street looking for memories of his youth, suddenly realized that he was not suitable for doing such a pretentious thing.
The old lady in the grinding wheel factory is really old these days.
It's not interesting to go to the club alone.
As for bathing with waves and pushing your back, it's a bit boring...
I put out my cigarette butt and looked at the women wearing short skirts in the opposite door with a sliding door open. Some of them had their legs crossed, their fleshy legs almost stretching the skirts.
The upper of the small sandal only hung on the big toe. As the toes swayed, the small sandal also swayed, seeming to sway into the hearts of every man passing by the door.
"Let's go and have a game!" Wang Yu stood up aggressively, crossed the road, rushed over, and rushed into an Internet cafe next to him.
"Press twenty!"
"Unit 30!"
"Bring me a bottle of...forget it, let's just have mineral water!"
Feizhai Happy Water is too suitable for me. Drinking too much of this stuff will affect the function and the duration...
The Internet cafe was filled with deafening sounds.
"Gogogo..."
"Fire in the hole."
"Notmorefashionguys"
"ConstructionComplete!"
"I'm standing in a square in Prague..."
These days, the speakers next to the computers in Internet cafes are standard equipment. The lively sound can lift the whole house. The ones wearing headphones are often the brothers who are hiding in the corner watching movies, haha...
They have extraordinary hand speed. When the eyes of the person next to you drift over unconsciously, you will find that he is skillfully using the ALT and tab keys.
You know what he's looking at, but you just don't know the specific details, which is annoying.
There is an excited young man directing the fierce battle, "Everyone listen to my command, rush to point B, rush to point B."
"The big sniper hit the door and stuck it!"
"Fire Blockade Fire Blockade."
"Go in, go in, all go into hole B..."
It’s over... Why do I always feel like they are driving when I hear these words from them? I’m so dirty!
I am no longer that simple boy.
Wang Yu lit a cigarette, skillfully controlled the mouse to click on CS, chose the police, and spent several hundred yuan to buy a Sand Eagle. He could also skillfully control the keyboard with both hands. A little bit could help him buy more.
A few rounds of bullets.
"I, the Great Gunslinger Yun, am back again!"
boom!
The sound of sniper gunfire echoed throughout the Desert 2 map.
Wang Yu's policeman fell to the ground and was spinning.
It doesn't matter, I didn't adapt to the rhythm in the first set and attacked me in the middle, which was a bit of a shame.
In the second game, watch me kill you.
boom!
Enter the free interface again.
You wait, the third set... bang...
boom!
boom!
boom!
Bang bang bang!
Help... Wang Yu screamed and sat up from the bed. It turned out to be his mother knocking on the door.
He was still trapped in the fear of being sniped yesterday, and patted his chest. When did his mother become so polite and know how to knock on the door when entering the room?
Chapter completed!