Chapter 313 Three Smiles(1/2)
Xu Pei should have been angry and embarrassed, but why did he want to laugh?
Maybe being shameless is his original character!
Anyway... it doesn't look annoying.
Almost no more minute.
The boarding gate is already open.
There are only a few people queuing up.
Middle-aged women were queuing up, but suddenly they thought of something.
"Old Wang, do you want to get some water and drink it on the plane?"
The middle-aged man said, "There is mineral water on the plane!"
"How expensive is the water on the plane?"
The middle-aged man said, "I don't have money!"
"ah?"
Everyone in front and behind was laughing.
But the middle-aged man explained patiently.
Wang Yu whispered, "I don't know what's funny!"
Xu Pei turned his head and looked at Wang Yu, "Do you have a sense of justice?"
"What does this have to do with the sense of justice? Don't look at them laughing happily, maybe there are people who are flying for the first time."
"It's just that, he will follow what others do, not make mistakes, and he is afraid of making a fool of himself!"
Xu Pei felt that Wang Yu’s words made sense.
Wang Yu suddenly remembered Lao Zhou, "My dad has taken a plane several times."
"He will get the plastic knife and fork from the plane back."
"My mother just kept it in a precious way, thinking that it was a high-end product!"
"I think that's high-end goods, too!"
"One day, while my mother is not at home, I will use the leftovers at home as Western food!"
"Get plastic knife and fork and mist them!"
"My mother came back and found out, and she screamed like a pig!"
Goose Goose Goose...
Xu Pei is in a good mood again.
Wang Yu actually found that Xu Pei was easy to coax, although there was no need to coax her.
Xu Pei's voice trembled with laughter, "Do you often get this kind of inexplicable hit?"
Wang Yu nodded, "It seems to be true!"
"Once my dad brought back a plate of vcd!"
Put it on the sofa.
I saw Jet Li's role as "The Bodyguard in the Middle **".
Just put it in the vcd machine to watch.
When my mother came back, the camera on the TV happened to be in front of Joey Chung wearing a white gauze dress and opening the door was blown by the wind... By the way, just like you..."
Xu Pei felt a little turbulent in his heart. He just chatted. What's the point of praising me?
Wang Yu’s routine operation is to chat and flirt with each other!
"When my mom saw this scene on TV!"
"The first reaction is that I'm watching the plates my dad brought back!"
"She instinctively thought it was a restricted movie!"
"Mainly it's Joey Wong, you know, it's really sexy!"
"And then I got a slap!"
"As soon as my dad comes back, she complains first. Your son watches the movie you brought back!"
"My dad said, just look at it, what's wrong?"
"My mom subconsciously felt that she had hit the wrong person!"
"She also asked my dad in a low voice, isn't it a third-level film?"
Goose Goose Goose...
I lined up and laughed twice in a row.
When he entered the boarding gate and walked onto the bridge, Xu Pei calmed down, "Your mother called the wrong one. Did she apologize to you?"
Wang Yu was surprised, "Apology? What apologize? Do you know what parents are all over the world?"
"Secret. True. Moral Kidnapping!"
"Tell you, she took the initiative to say that eating is the greatest tolerance for me!"
Xu Pei felt that Wang Yu’s greatest pleasure is that he likes to face life in a way that is almost self-deprecating.
It seems a bit sad, but it is still joyful after all.
This kind of mentality can usually be seen in people in their thirties and forties.
But Wang Yu is only in his twenties this year!
But when I think about it again, this may be the reason why he is so funny about girls?
Xu Pei thought it would be good to chat with him and relieve boredom.
Strangely, Xu Pei never felt bored before.
Why do you have to take the initiative to find Xu Pei to relieve your boredom?
Board the plane.
The middle-aged couple in front are putting bags on the luggage rack.
Xu Pei turned his head and said to Wang Yu, "Let it go for uncle and aunt!"
Wang Yu instinctively said, "Uncle, aunt, I'll help you...Mom, dad?"
A drama scene appeared!
The travel fund was used so quickly? I knew I wouldn't give you money even if I died...
Wang Yu instantly put on the mask of pain!
Wang Jianyao and Zhou Tianfen definitely didn't expect to meet their son on the plane.
The key point is that Zhou Tianfen actually blushed and said casually, "Don't call me mom!"
While putting your luggage up, Wang Yu said, "Niuhulu, Tianfen, Aisin Jueluo, Jianyao, are you actually going out for a romantic relationship with your baby son?"
All of a sudden, the few passengers on the plane laughed.
Wang Jianyao was smiling, and Zhou Tianfen's eyes were dodging.
But they all noticed Pepe.
After Pepe greeted his uncle and aunt affectionately, they sat separately.
From this moment on, Zhou Tianfen sat in her seat and said no more.
Although she was nervous when taking off, she just closed her eyes and did not let out the unique surprise and screams of the old aunts.
Wang Jianyao looked at his wife and pinched her hand, and she felt much more at ease.
After the plane stabilized, Wang Yu called the flight attendant.
"The lady in front is my mother!"
"Don't ask her what she drinks when delivering food, just give her white water!"
"By the way, tell her where the toilet is!"
"Give her two airplane meals!"
The flight attendant kept looking at Wang Yu with a smile, looking a little affectionate.
"Mr. Wang, do you have any instructions?"
Now, even Xu Pei became curious.
Wang Yu did not introduce himself, how could the flight attendant know what Wang Yu's surname was?
After a while, the flight attendant came over again and squatted directly beside Wang Yu.
To be continued...