Chapter Thirty-One Self-Strategy Sand Monk(1/2)
"Kneel down." Sun Wukong escorted Monk Sha to Tang Sen, and stepped forward to kneel down with a bend of his legs.
"Oh, dye your hair and tattoos, social silver? You can sing and ask where is the way?" Looking at the shocking monk Sha in front of you, Tang Sen couldn't help but joke when he saw him laughing.
Sun Wukong:???
Zhu Bajie:???
Sha Wujing:???
"Okay, just kidding! Tell me where you were wrong." Seeing that everyone in front of me didn't laugh, Tang Sen secretly complained, there was really no humorous cell.
"Tell me carefully."
As he said that, Tang Sen took out a chair and sat down, crossed his legs, leisurely took out a toothpick and took out his fingernails, looking careless.
"I shouldn't have murdered the elder."
"uh-huh?"
"I shouldn't have harmed creatures."
"uh-huh?"
Seeing that Tang Sen was still unmoved, Monk Sha racked his brains to think about what else he had wrong.
"I... have eaten a few monks before." Monk Sha said carefully.
"It's really gone. There was no one in this quicksand river for several years. I could only eat some birds in the sky and fish in the water to satisfy my hunger. I really haven't eaten a few people, except for those nine unlucky monks."
Monk Sha was about to cry. What did the monk want to explain himself? He really explained everything. He really couldn't imagine what other unethical things he had done.
Tang Sen finally put down the toothpick in his hand and slowly opened his mouth.
"None of these are the main things. Your biggest mistake is...hum." He paused and signaled Zhu Bajie standing next to him with his eyes.
Zhu Bajie immediately understood and respectfully handed over the teacup in his hand.
As a result, after taking a sip of tea, Tang Sen continued to say.
"Your biggest mistake is to be ugly!"
Monk Sha:???It’s my fault to be ugly? What can I do?
"Of course, it's not your fault to be ugly, but it's not your fault to be ugly even if you're scared."
"Do you know who I am?"
"I don't know, I don't want to know either."
"I don't even know who I am, so I dare to come and eat me? I want to eat too much, so who are you!"
"Who are you?" Monk Sha asked curiously with curiosity on his back.
"Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you with great compassion: In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the world's peace, to implement love and true compassion, I am the handsome and charming decent character, I am the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who went to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures!"
Tang Sanzang? What a familiar name? It seems that someone has heard of it? Who?
Monk Sha felt that the name was very familiar, but he just couldn't remember it.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva went to the Tang Dynasty to invite me out of the mountain. How could you monsters hurt me?" Tang Sen said disdainfully.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, by the way, it is Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Monk Sha remembered that Guanyin Bodhisattva came to this Liusha River not long ago.
This is a woman buried deep in his soft heart.
That day, I was being punished by thousands of arrows piercing my heart. The Five Emperors were wearing me in the air with one sword and one sword. I had to penetrate my heart ten thousand times a day. At night, my heart was healed again. I was used to it, after all, I had been through every day for hundreds of years.
I was originally a roller blind general in the Heavenly Court, and I was specifically responsible for protecting the safety of the Jade Emperor, and my status was equivalent to that of an imperial guard.
But unexpectedly, just because he broke a glass cup, the cruel Jade Emperor demoted himself to the mortal world, and he also asked the Five Emperors to stab him with a sword ten thousand times, ten thousand times, ten thousand times!
I still remember that day, when I was doing routine, the woman came to her with a compassionate face and said, "Don't beat me anymore, don't beat me anymore."
For her sake, she went to heaven to ask the Jade Emperor for his judgment without hesitation. Later, the Five Emperors did not stab herself with swords anymore. She no longer had to suffer the pain of the ten thousand arrows piercing her heart. Instead, she got used to it. Now no one came to stab herself with swords but felt that she had lost something. I still remember that before she left, she gently told herself that she had to wait for a monk from the Tang Dynasty and go to the West to obtain scriptures with him, and then she could achieve the right result.
Look, everything has been arranged for yourself in the future.
She must like herself, and Monk Sha was extremely sure! Otherwise, how could she think so much about herself?
Unfortunately, she left in the end, and he still remembered the "lovely" look of "reluctant" in the end.
She must have no choice but to go to the West to save her. He knew that she was Guanyin Bodhisattva from the South China Sea and that she also knew that she worked in the West, and that their status was very different.
Since then, he has exercised his body every day, refined his magic power, and has always been waiting for the monks from the West to complete the tasks she gave him, and then went to the West to see her and rescue her.
Looking at the monk Sha who looked like he was crazy and even had an unknown liquid flowing from the corner of his mouth, Tang Sen was covered in black lines, and he raised his hand and saw a big wall pocket.
"Pa." Looking at my red palms, I felt much more comfortable.
Monk Sha, who was awakened by a slap, was now covering his swollen face, feeling pitiful.
"You are the one who went to the West to obtain the scriptures. I, Guanyin Bodhisattva, find you a disciple, Master, I will wait for you." Monk Sha realized at this moment that the person he had been waiting for, and quickly became a disciple.
"Don't, don't behave, don't call me master, I can't bear it."
"Do you know who the nine monks you ate are? Ah?" Tang Sen leaned down, stared at Monk Sha with a sharp look, and his tone was quite fierce.
"No, it's not you?" Monk Sha, who was staring at Tang Sen, was under great pressure and said hesitantly.
He had a bad premonition and felt that it was going to be in trouble.
"bingo, congratulations, you answered correctly." Tang Sen showed his big white teeth and smiled gloomy.
"Why are you still stunned? Apprentices, beat me and fight to death." Tang Sen asked the apprentices to take action.
The three people next to him were also furious. This monster ate the master nine times? Damn it.
At this time, when he heard the master's greeting, he rolled up his sleeves and leaned up with a strange smile on his face. He held down the monk Sha and beat him up.
"Don't, don't slap in the face." Monk Sha's magic power was banned at this time. Looking at the four big men who were surrounded by strange smiles, they had only time to protect their faces.
This time, no weapons were used, nor did they use mana.
They naturally knew that Tang Sen wanted to stay alive, otherwise they would have been killed long ago, so there would be no need to be such a trouble.
But they just beat him according to their faces.
"Stop fighting, stop fighting, fight again, you will be disfigured!" Soon, monk Sha begged for mercy came from the crowd, and everyone retreated with unsatisfactory desire.
At the same time, he curled his lips in his heart.
This is equivalent to plastic surgery.
After the four of them dispersed, only the miserable and miserable monk was left in the spot. At this time, he was dressed in rags and his hair was scattered. Although he tried his best to protect his face, he was still beaten and swollen. Now he could only curl up in the spot, looking like a little girl who was ravaged and bullied by countless big men, especially miserable and pitiful.
"Okay, don't be sad. You always have to pay back what you owe. After you ate me nine times, do you think it's so easy to pay it back?" Tang Sen sneered from the side. What about the tough guy who is still a tough guy? Bullshit!
Monk Sha didn't say anything, but just curled up, and his body trembled from time to time.
Tang Sen wanted to say something, but suddenly saw a cloud flying over the south and a white cloud flying over the east. Obviously, they were all here to find him.
"Advisors, guests are here, pack up and don't let anyone laugh."
Sun Wukong and the other two quickly shaking their clothes, shaking off the dust stained on them, and then sorting out their slightly scattered hair.
Tang Sen also took out a small mirror and a lipstick from the space and applied lipstick to the mirror.
Wearing Jinlan cassock and holding the nine-ring tin staff, perfect!
Looking at the handsome self in the mirror, Tang Sen was fascinated by himself.
Looking at the monk Sha who was still curled up, Tang Sen frowned and ordered.
"This should be because Guanyin Bodhisattva came. He gave this person out and let others laugh at him, and thought that we were not doing anything wrong with him."
Just as Zhu Bajie was about to step forward, the monk Sha stood up by himself.
Is Guanyin Bodhisattva coming?
He quickly wiped his swollen eyes and his scattered hair. As for the torn clothes, there was nothing he could do, so he could only just put it in.
The white clouds landed, and it was indeed Guanyin Bodhisattva... and the boy Hui'an.
Guanyin felt a strange look at him when she came as soon as the clouds came. It was so uncomfortable. When she looked over, it was the monk Sha.
I'm afraid I'm not a fool?
There was no way, even a fool had to endure the apprentice of seeking scriptures that he had found. He smiled politely at Monk Sha and nodded.
She smiled at me, she really liked me!
Monk Sha was ecstatic and tears of joy were shed on his face. The grievances and beatings he suffered were worth it.
Guanyin:???
Looking at the increasingly abnormal monk Sha, Guanyin asked worriedly: "Sanzang, what's wrong with him?"
You can't be really a fool, right? Do you want to find a Jade Emperor to change his name? I, a Buddhist, don't want face?
"Sister Guanyin, he is probably hungry, don't pay attention to him, let's go over and talk about life." Tang Sen tweaked the hair on his forehead and invited gracefully.
With a wave of his hand, a set of tables and chairs appeared in front of him, with a parasol on it blocking it, and two cups and a bottle of red wine that had woken up in the wine distributor.
To be continued...