Chapter 33 Misunderstanding(1/2)
"Holy Monk, then I'll leave first if it's okay." Lingji Bodhisattva just wants to leave this sad place as soon as possible.
Not only did my yellow-haired mink rat be beaten to death, but my spiritual treasure was robbed. It was so miserable! But I couldn't complain yet, and my little braid was taken away. What should I do? I could only knock my teeth off and swallow it in my stomach. It was even more uncomfortable than eating shit.
This damn yellow-haired marten rat, if he hadn't committed murderous crimes, would he be so threatened by Tang Sanzang? At this time, Lingji Bodhisattva had the heart to peel off the yellow wind monster alive.
I was already poor, and now the flying dragon stick given by the Buddha was cheated by Tang Sen. There was only one treasure of Dingfeng Pearl, but this thing was not met by Feng Yi.
The more Lingji Bodhisattva thought about it, the sadder he became. Now he just wanted to get away from Tang Sanzang, the better.
"Okay..." Tang Sen was about to let the unlucky Lingji Bodhisattva leave. This poor man couldn't beat the oil and water anymore. Why should he keep it? Are you going to have a meal?
But it was interrupted by a call from afar.
"Sanzang, where are you?"
It's over, I'm going to suffer!
Tang Sen was about to stop him, but it was too late and a figure had already flown in front of him.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was standing in front of the two of them with drunken eyes, her clothes were a little messy, and her cheeks were still filled with drunken flush.
This, is this?
Lingji Bodhisattva was stunned,
"Ah!!!" Guanyin woke up at this time, screamed, threw the Jinlan cassock in her hand towards Tang Sen, and turned into a white light and ran back.
What Is Guanyin Bodhisattva just now?
Lingji was a little unbelievable. How could that usually sacred and solemn Guanyin Bodhisattva be?
"I said there was a bit of a misunderstanding, do you believe it?" Tang Sen, who was holding the Jinlan cassock in his hand, was extremely embarrassed, especially with a faint fragrance on it.
Misunderstanding? The eyes of Lingji Bodhisattva had long been transformed into worship.
Even Guanyin Bodhisattva can handle it, this is the big guy!
Looking at the worship in the eyes of Lingji Bodhisattva, Tang Sen smiled helplessly, and this time he couldn't explain it clearly.
At this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who had been sorted out, flew over in the clouds.
It's still the usual sacred and inviolable appearance.
"Pusa Lingji, I just misunderstood. I am here to give the Jinlan cassock to Tang Sanzang." Guanyin Bodhisattva explained calmly, as if she was not the one who ran away in a hurry just now.
After hearing this, Lingji nodded, but looked at the two of them with an ambiguous look, as if "I understand, I understand both."
Guanyin Bodhisattva could not stand this gaze and his face turned red, "Tang Sanzang, don't forget what you told you."
After saying that, he flew away with Muzha.
Tang Sen smiled helplessly as Guanyin Bodhisattva ran away in a panic. Nothing happened at first, why did you look like something happened?
"You didn't see anything, do you know?" He turned around and warned Lingji Bodhisattva.
He was afraid that this Lingji Bodhisattva would spread rumors everywhere, and Guanyin Bodhisattva might really fly over to kill him.
There is no reason to say to an angry woman.
"Don't worry, the holy monk, don't worry, the little monk understands." Lingji still looked like he understood the king.
"I will have to worry about the holy monks in the future and take care of me."
Seeing Lingji looking so mean, Tang Sen wanted to slap him.
"Okay, get out." Tang Sen really didn't want to see this guy anymore, he didn't look like a Bodhisattva at all.
"Okay, the little monk will leave now. In the future, if there is something to do, the little monk will go through fire and water without hesitation." When will Lingji not lick him at this time? He has no other skills and has a first-class vision and will also flatter others.
It turned out that he surrendered to the Buddha before he became famous. He usually spoke nicely, but later he was directly named a Bodhisattva, which made many Bodhisattvas and Arhats at that time envious.
Lingji Bodhisattva walked away in the clouds. What was originally full of anger has now become joy.
Tang Sanzang was obviously not a thing in the pool. He was originally a disciple of the Buddha and an executor of the great merit of Journey to the West. In the future, when he arrived in the West, he directly collected the Buddha's fruit position. He could be said to have reached the sky in one step. Now he is still ambiguous with Guanyin Bodhisattva. Who is Guanyin Bodhisattva? One of the four great Bodhisattvas in Buddhism, he is still above some unknown Buddhas.
I have a wise eye to recognize the pearl and take advantage of the fact that Tang Sanzang is still a mortal, and I will definitely gain more in the future. Maybe I can also sit in the Buddha's fruit position.
As for those fools in Lingshan, they can’t see the situation clearly, and adding icing on the cake will not make a great contribution to the timely help. It will be too late to curry favor with others when they become Buddhas.
As for a mere Dragon Staff, it is not worth mentioning, it is considered your own investment. I believe that Tang Sanzang will remember his own.
Lingji Bodhisattva laughed as he flew, as if he had seen himself become the Buddha sitting on the lotus platform.
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Looking at Lingji Bodhisattva who had already flown away, Tang Sen was covered in black lines.
This man is not sick, right? He is so happy that his subordinates were killed and his baby was stolen?
What if he doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter to me if I’m sick!
Tang Sen went back happily. Today, he saw Sister Guanyin’s drunken look. It was so beautiful!
Flying back to Liusha River with a silly smile.
Seeing his three disciples playing in the river with helpless look on their faces, Monk Sha was having fun in it.
How to deal with this monk Sha?
He agreed to Sister Guanyin, and it was really not easy to explain if he didn't accept it from the Heavenly Court. Tang Sen pondered for a moment.
If you take it, just be stupid.
"Advisors, stop playing, come here, by the way, Monk Sha is here together."
Tang Sen greeted everyone in the distance.
"Monkey Sha, are you really willing to worship me as your teacher?" Tang Sen asked solemnly.
Monk Sha knelt to the ground with a "thump".
"After the guidance of Guanyin Bodhisattva, I am willing to convert to Buddhism, so I hope the master will take it in."
"You have not been eliminated from your evil nature, your sins are profound and you will never forgive me. But I am merciful. I will remember that you have a heart of repentance and give you a chance. From then on, you will be my third disciple. I will give you the name of Dharma and Wujing. I hope you will reform and concentrate on practicing." Tang Sen said seriously.
"Disciple, remember." Sha Wujing kowtowed three respectfully and then gave a cup of apprenticeship tea. This is considered to be a formal apprenticeship.
"Wukong, bring a knife!" Tang Sen turned his head and asked Sun Wukong for a knife.
This is what happened when he just became a disciple and was about to kill his disciple? Sun Wukong was shocked.
"What are you thinking about, Xiaodao." Tang Sen said angrily when he knew that Sun Wukong had been thinking wrongly.
This Sun Wukong has strange things all day long.
"Oh, oh." He quickly pulled out a hair and turned into a knife and handed it over.
"Wujing, since you have worshipped me as your teacher, I have a few words that I have to say."
"You have to be a monk, you have to be a monk. If you don't know, you think you are a ghost fire boy. You are young and play non-mainstream things. It's better not to have Shamatt or something. Come and I'll cut it for you."
As he said that, he waved his scissors and cleaned the red hair and beard.
"Can you change your green face and fangs look like you? It's so scary." Tang Sen frowned.
Sha Wujing nodded stupidly, turned around and became what he looked like when he was the roller blind general.
Although he is not very elegant and handsome, he is considered to be tall and heroic.
"Well, this will be much more pleasing to the eye, and that's how it will be in the future." Looking at Sha Wujing, who was clean and clean with white faces in front of him, Tang Sen nodded with satisfaction.
It's always a bit disliked, where is it?
Tang Sen looked up and down at Sha Wujing, and saw the nine skulls hanging around his neck at a glance.
"What are you doing with this thing? Is it good-looking? I still want to kill me again." Tang Sen stared at Sha Wujing and said angrily.
"Master, this skull can float on this weak water. Without it, we can't cross the quicksand river." Sha Wujing said with a embarrassed look on his face.
"Do you quickly destroy this thing, I feel disgusting when I look at it."
"Even if I don't have this skeleton necklace today, I, Tang Sanzang, can still cross this quicksand river!" Tang Sen said magnanimously.
"Oh." After hearing this, Sha Wujing took off the skeleton necklace, rubbed his hands, and smashed it.
Looking at Sha Wujing in front of him, Tang Sen looked speechless.
Could this be fooled by the Jade Emperor?
There is no way to do it now. After all, I am my own apprentice, so I will find a way out in the future.
"Xiaobai, take this opportunity to formally become a disciple. I asked Sister Guanyin, it's not a big problem for you to be a disciple, you will have a copy of Journey to the West."
Tang Sen turned his head and said to Xiaobailong.
"Me?" Xiao Bailong looked disbelief and pointed at himself with his finger, as if he was sure.
I thought I was just a registered disciple, but now I have become a regular student.
Xiao Bailong suppressed his inner excitement, knelt down respectfully, and kowtowed three times.
Just as the little white dragon knocked down the last head, the system's prompt came as scheduled.
[Ding, the system detected that the host's enrollment of disciples Sha Wujing, and the Tianding enrollment of disciples completed (3/3), and a large amount of cultivation was rewarded.]
To be continued...