Chapter 116 The easiest way to get shit if you want to turn shit into yellow
Xiwei glanced at the last date.
I found out it was already a day ago.
In other words, in about two days, Perlo Terrorhammer will meet the so-called second prince, and this is also the best time for him to change his position.
He must be one step faster than Perro Dreadhammer.
[Ding! The host’s strong villain tendency has been detected and the daily villain mission has been activated]
[Villain Mission 1: Loot the joint supplies prepared by the Andorra Empire for the Orc Royal Court]
[Villain Mission 2: Prompt the two princes of the Orc Court to kill each other]
[Villain Mission 3: It is detected that a large number of players are insulting the host. Do you not want to punish them? 】
Insult me?
Xiwei looked confused.
Thinking of him as such a wise and powerful king, he never treated his subordinates harshly. Usually, he was so cruel that he treated every one of his subordinates with his heart and lungs.
Now, some players are actually scolding him?
This is simply unbearable.
"What did the players call me?"
[Call you perverted, call you shameless, call you unworthy of a man, call you impotent and premature ejaculation, call you bad as shit]
Xiwei: "..."
The system is summarized very well, and Xiwei even thinks that the system is suitable for allegro, and it must be more promising than any other system.
"Jiejiejie..."
The king lying on the dragon's back let out a ferocious laugh, and all the players immediately shuddered for some unknown reason.
[Ding! New mission triggered: Urgent Emergency]
[Task description: King Winter has received a secret message from his subordinates. In two days, the third prince of the Orc Court will arrive at the border of the Andorra Empire with his army]
[Now that time is running out, King Winter has decided to increase his marching speed to ensure nothing goes wrong]
[Mission goal: Please follow the Winter King's army as much as possible. If you die after falling behind, you will be teleported back to Winter City and lose the opportunity to participate in the battle]
…
Immediately afterwards, the players discovered that the Winter King's marching speed suddenly doubled.
"I am!"
"King Winter, I, you, are a dog,"
"Isn't it?! The stamina bar is really not enough!"
The players are extremely angry.
But there are also some people whose expressions remain normal.
Those are the players in Xuanjia Camp.
"Brothers, show our powerful and ferocious physiques to your partners!"
"ohohohohoh~"
Players don't feel pain, and their physiques are no longer as weak as ordinary people, so this speed can actually keep up.
They are just having fun.
I think back when Xiwei defended Most City alone, the players rolled and crawled to come for support, but the marching speed was much faster than now.
But the players' nightmare is not over yet.
It's hard to guarantee that those flying dragon players in the sky haven't scolded him, and Xiwei certainly won't let it go.
He is a king who receives both rain and dew.
This is true in every aspect.
…
After half a day's march.
Sivi stopped at an oasis near the border of the Andorra Empire.
Many players have already fallen behind.
Although it is to punish players.
But it should be done in moderation.
And the army also needs to rest and recuperate.
This oasis is a nice place.
Xiwei told the maids to watch Kang Nai and not let Kang Nai run around, and then went to find Taishang Buyi.
At this moment, the flying dragon players are flying freely on the lake in the oasis. Occasionally, a few of them land on the shore, pretending to take a few sips of lake water and experience the feeling of being close to nature.
When they saw King Winter approaching, the players were not surprised at all. They all shook their heads and tails and screamed "Ang Aang Aang".
This is one of the major drawbacks of changing careers to Feilong.
There is no way to turn on the microphone to communicate.
Unless the level reaches level 50 and the Venom Wyvern's vocal cords develop again and enter adulthood, players can barely speak with a hoarse voice.
[Ding! You have entered the plot mission]
Taishang Buyi, who was lying on his back, suddenly had such a prompt box pop up in front of his eyes.
[King Winter seems to have some troubles, maybe you can help him]
Taishang Buyi's brows jumped, and an ominous premonition emerged in his heart. Every time such a task pops up in the system, something bad will happen.
Sure enough, he immediately found that his body had become stiff, and the flying dragon players around him couldn't move either. They turned their heads to this side.
Taishang Buyi himself was even more unbearable.
He was originally lying on his back on the ground, but he was controlled by the system and wriggled his way to the King of Winter with his wings alive.
[Please choose your answer]
[a. Oh~ Dear His Majesty the Winter King, why are you frowning so tightly? Are you worried about anything? Please tell your most loyal subordinate, maybe I can help you solve the problem]
【b. Your Majesty! Poke me! Poke me quickly! (Very loud and broadcast on all channels)】
[c. Your Majesty, I feel like I am a waste. You can stew me and drink the soup. This is the only contribution I can make to Winter City. 】
Taishang Buyi: "......( ̄ー ̄)"
I don’t know who planned the selection system. It’s so disgusting that no one in their right mind would come up with such a wretched gameplay.
Needless to say?
Definitely choose b.
As long as he sneaks into King Winter's bed, half of the Kingdom of Winter, Kono, will be a commoner!
"Oh~ Dear His Majesty the Winter King, why are your brows so furrowed?"
"What's bothering you?"
"Please tell your most loyal subordinate."
"Maybe I can help you solve your problem."
Taishang Buyi raised his neck in a twisted manner, and let out a "high, high, high" cry, which could be understood by the flying dragon players around him.
hateful!
He clearly chose b just now!
Why did it change to option a the moment I selected it?
This system is a rip-off!
Is there any more royal method?
Tears of humiliation fell from Taishang Buyi's cloudy eyes.
"Oh~ It's so gratifying to have a subordinate like you who can understand me."
Xiwei smiled brightly and pretended to be an amiable and good king, but he had no airs at all.
"That's right, Tai Shang Commoner."
"The intelligence mentioned that the desert dragons under the command of the third prince of the orcs are all yellow in color, but your skin is a bit green."
"That is to say, if we just grab supplies like this, we will get into trouble."
"So, you need to disguise yourself."
After Xiwei finished speaking, he stared at Taishang Buyi quietly, mechanically like an NPC controlled by a game.
[Ding! Please choose your answer]
[a. Your great Majesty, it is our honor to share your worries. If you want to turn shit yellow, the easiest way is of course to use shit]
[b. My king is so great, it is my great fortune to share your worries. If you want to turn into yellow shit, it is easiest to take shit]
【c.greatmajesty,it'sourhonortoshareyourworries.aytoturnyellowistouseshit】
Taishang Buyi stared at the three options in stunned silence. He had heard of players encountering similar situations with the three options before, but now the game system no longer works.
The three options are exactly the same.
And why do you have to use shit to turn it into shit yellow?!
No!
Chapter completed!